Saturday, January 7, 2023

jokes

School jokes.
1.teacher read a. Passage
"On any account you should not make fun of the teacher"
Students"No!No!,".Ha!Ha!.ead
2.teacher read a passage "
Patience pays".
Students "not applicable to 
us " Ha!Ha!
3.A class was in session, suddenly a dog came!
Teacher "you are an illeterate and unwanted visitor.Ha"Ha,!.
4.There was a sudden down
 pour of rain!
Students,Sir,It is raining cats and dogs." Ha!Ha!
5.Teacher read a passage,
"What a wonder! What a wonder !
Students ," sir, No wonder here" Ha!
6Teacher made a joke ,and  nobody did laugh.
There was silence and after 
Two minutes,'all made a huge laugh! Teacher became humble.Ha! Ha!.
7. Teacher read a passage
"There is wonder in silence"
Students ,shouted No!No!
Ha!Ha!
8.There was a big commotion, while teacher was entering.
On seeing the teacher all became silent.
Teacher,Why do you stop?
You continue, let me also join!
Students.All made a violent laugh! Ha!,-ha!

Thursday, January 5, 2023

jokes

school jokes
1.Teacher came to the class
What?Therewas complete silence!
( Every body was sleeping!) Ha!ha

jokes

School jokes:,
1.teacher read a passage,
",Hard work pays"
A student,sir not applicable to us" ha!ha,"
2.teac.read a passage
'"eat well,play well,study well"
A student "sir ,only first two are applicable to us.The third not applicable." Ha!ha!.
3.teacher wrote a problem  on the board,and then sat on the chair and started sleeping .
A student "sir,we can do only what you do now.ha! Ha!
4. Teacher read a passage, 
"Wonder!wonder!
A student"sir,wonder never happen to us,because, you will
Be the teacher always.ha!ha!
5.teacher read a passage
"Be in humour, always".
A student "we are always".ha!ha!
6.teacher"From tomorrow  onwards,you will have another teacher!
A student",Thank God!"ha!ha!
7. Teacher"What is x principle?
A student "We have only one principle,*"to make noise"ha!ha!
8.teacher read a passage,
"Never afraid of any body.

Tuesday, January 3, 2023

jokes

School jokes:(in a class)
1.Teacher read a passage"Honesty is the best policy'
Suddenly a student stood up and shouted" not applicable to u sir "ha!ha!
2.Teacher read a passage"Let peace  prevail allover".
A student" sir , that is why we all sleep in the class"".ha!ha!
3.Teacher read a passage
"Students should be regular in attendance "
A student "sir,this is not applicable to us "ha! Ha!.⁰
4.Teacher read a passage
"Never quarrel with anybody".
A student,Sir.this is not applicable to us.!ha!ha!
5.a class was in session.(suddenly there was commotion in the last bench)
Teacher went there and found ,one student was sleeping and snoring!
Teach.What is this?
TheStudent ,sir I was dreaming,,. ( in another class with a better teacher) u spoiled now! 
Teacher, what? Ha!ha!
6.Teacher was reading a passage "Never tell a lie to any body"
Student,shouted"not applicable to us"ha!ha:!
7.Teacher"Tomorrow we have holiday!"
Student,Thank God! Ha!Ha!

jokes

1.a man came to the doctor and said"
 "Doctor! I have pain all over the body! Pl help me!
Doctor ".Man pl check whether u have any part left over? ha! ha!.


jokes

Two men were walking.
One said to another "You are a crack".
2nd man" What about You"?.ha!ha!
2.;Two women were fighting!
One man said"let peace prevail upon their husbands"ha!ha!
3.a lady said "Honesty is the best policy!
Her husband"Do you practice?ha!ha!

jokes

Airport jokes:
1.one girl asked a passenger,
"When is the flight for Dubai?
Pa.replied."Tomorrow 10.30 am". 
G.what? Ha!ha!
2.one girl was running to catch a flight and suddenly fell down! Yelling"I want to catch the flight and reach the destination !
One said"you will never,!ha!ha!
3.one said to another"I am a roaming passenger"
2nd man."then your head will reel " ha!ha,!