Saturday, January 7, 2023

jokes

School jokes.
1.teacher read a. Passage
"On any account you should not make fun of the teacher"
Students"No!No!,".Ha!Ha!.ead
2.teacher read a passage "
Patience pays".
Students "not applicable to 
us " Ha!Ha!
3.A class was in session, suddenly a dog came!
Teacher "you are an illeterate and unwanted visitor.Ha"Ha,!.
4.There was a sudden down
 pour of rain!
Students,Sir,It is raining cats and dogs." Ha!Ha!
5.Teacher read a passage,
"What a wonder! What a wonder !
Students ," sir, No wonder here" Ha!
6Teacher made a joke ,and  nobody did laugh.
There was silence and after 
Two minutes,'all made a huge laugh! Teacher became humble.Ha! Ha!.
7. Teacher read a passage
"There is wonder in silence"
Students ,shouted No!No!
Ha!Ha!
8.There was a big commotion, while teacher was entering.
On seeing the teacher all became silent.
Teacher,Why do you stop?
You continue, let me also join!
Students.All made a violent laugh! Ha!,-ha!

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