Jokes:

1.one fellow was sitting by river side.

Another fellow came and asked him what is it that you do?

He replied" I am thinking, whether  I can go to heaven through this river."

Second,replied"Definitely!,He pushed him to the river and said"Now you will reach heaven surely" ha!ha!

2.Two men were walking.

One said"today I fought with my wife,but I won.!

Second man "I also fought but she hit me badly .ha!ha!

3. Heavy smoke was coming  from the kitchen.

Husband ,to wife.

What is happening there?

Wife ,No problem.I was trying a new recipe! Ha!ha!.

4.post man came and asked husband."I want to see your wife"

Hus.what?

Pm ."Iwant to give this money to her"

H.Ok , I will call her.ha!,ha!

5.In a school,a class was in session.

Suddenly a cat came!

Teacher shouted.!

"You are an illeterate and un wanted visitor ,u go." Ha!ha!