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School jokes.

1.teacher read a. Passage

"On any account you should not make fun of the teacher"

Students"No!No!,".Ha!Ha!.ead

2.teacher read a passage "

Patience pays".

Students "not applicable to 

us " Ha!Ha!

3.A class was in session, suddenly a dog came!

Teacher "you are an illeterate and unwanted visitor.Ha"Ha,!.

4.There was a sudden down

 pour of rain!

Students,Sir,It is raining cats and dogs." Ha!Ha!

5.Teacher read a passage,

"What a wonder! What a wonder !

Students ," sir, No wonder here" Ha!

6Teacher made a joke ,and  nobody did laugh.

There was silence and after 

Two minutes,'all made a huge laugh! Teacher became humble.Ha! Ha!.

7. Teacher read a passage

"There is wonder in silence"

Students ,shouted No!No!

Ha!Ha!

8.There was a big commotion, while teacher was entering.

On seeing the teacher all became silent.

Teacher,Why do you stop?

You continue, let me also join!

Students.All made a violent laugh! Ha!,-ha!

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school jokes

1.Teacher came to the class

What?Therewas complete silence!

( Every body was sleeping!) Ha!ha

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School jokes:,

1.teacher read a passage,

",Hard work pays"

A student,sir not applicable to us" ha!ha,"

2.teac.read a passage

'"eat well,play well,study well"

A student "sir ,only first two are applicable to us.The third not applicable." Ha!ha!.

3.teacher wrote a problem  on the board,and then sat on the chair and started sleeping .

A student "sir,we can do only what you do now.ha! Ha!

4. Teacher read a passage, 

"Wonder!wonder!

A student"sir,wonder never happen to us,because, you will

Be the teacher always.ha!ha!

5.teacher read a passage

"Be in humour, always".

A student "we are always".ha!ha!

6.teacher"From tomorrow  onwards,you will have another teacher!

A student",Thank God!"ha!ha!

7. Teacher"What is x principle?

A student "We have only one principle,*"to make noise"ha!ha!

8.teacher read a passage,

"Never afraid of any body.

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School jokes:(in a class)

1.Teacher read a passage"Honesty is the best policy'

Suddenly a student stood up and shouted" not applicable to u sir "ha!ha!

2.Teacher read a passage"Let peace  prevail allover".

A student" sir , that is why we all sleep in the class"".ha!ha!

3.Teacher read a passage

"Students should be regular in attendance "

A student "sir,this is not applicable to us "ha! Ha!.⁰

4.Teacher read a passage

"Never quarrel with anybody".

A student,Sir.this is not applicable to us.!ha!ha!

5.a class was in session.(suddenly there was commotion in the last bench)

Teacher went there and found ,one student was sleeping and snoring!

Teach.What is this?

TheStudent ,sir I was dreaming,,. ( in another class with a better teacher) u spoiled now! 

Teacher, what? Ha!ha!

6.Teacher was reading a passage "Never tell a lie to any body"

Student,shouted"not applicable to us"ha!ha:!

7.Teacher"Tomorrow we have holiday!"

Student,Thank God! Ha!Ha!

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1.a man came to the doctor and said"

 "Doctor! I have pain all over the body! Pl help me!

Doctor ".Man pl check whether u have any part left over? ha! ha!.

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Two men were walking.

One said to another "You are a crack".

2nd man" What about You"?.ha!ha!

2.;Two women were fighting!

One man said"let peace prevail upon their husbands"ha!ha!

3.a lady said "Honesty is the best policy!

Her husband"Do you practice?ha!ha!

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Airport jokes:

1.one girl asked a passenger,

"When is the flight for Dubai?

Pa.replied."Tomorrow 10.30 am". 

G.what? Ha!ha!

2.one girl was running to catch a flight and suddenly fell down! Yelling"I want to catch the flight and reach the destination !

One said"you will never,!ha!ha!

3.one said to another"I am a roaming passenger"

2nd man."then your head will reel " ha!ha,!

Jokes:

1.one fellow was sitting by river side.

Another fellow came and asked him what is it that you do?

He replied" I am thinking, whether  I can go to heaven through this river."

Second,replied"Definitely!,He pushed him to the river and said"Now you will reach heaven surely" ha!ha!

2.Two men were walking.

One said"today I fought with my wife,but I won.!

Second man "I also fought but she hit me badly .ha!ha!

3. Heavy smoke was coming  from the kitchen.

Husband ,to wife.

What is happening there?

Wife ,No problem.I was trying a new recipe! Ha!ha!.

4.post man came and asked husband."I want to see your wife"

Hus.what?

Pm ."Iwant to give this money to her"

H.Ok , I will call her.ha!,ha!

5.In a school,a class was in session.

Suddenly a cat came!

Teacher shouted.!

"You are an illeterate and un wanted visitor ,u go." Ha!ha!

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