140.Teacher told students"you shoud be -polite,obedient,dedicated and a
patriot-pat came the reply-Sir ,these are applicable for olden days and not for today.
141.Students you know -teacher said-Slow and steady win the race". Students -'No sir-"blow and steady win the race"
142.Students! teacher said-"Tomorrow we go for an excurssion" Students said" no sir-" We have excusion everyday in our class."
143Boys-teacher ssaid-"you should behave with girl students"-No sir-now a days the situatiohn is the other way round.
144.After fighting each other-Teacher shouted-" Why do you fight"-One said -sir-he is saying-" you are good" and the other said" you are bad"- that is the problem-sir,
145.Teacher said "today you go home early" one student said"I can't sir,beacuse daily I am going late saying we have extra class.
146.teacher aksed-" what do you mean by an animal"-one replied pointing to the teacher-"you arefine example" sir.
147.Teacher said" Daily you should do prayer"-one said-"I do sir daily"teacher Good! what for? student-"for getting a better teacher"
148.Teacher asked_"What do you know by the term"Character"-one student-" "a term not applicable to you"-sir,
149.Teacher said " honesty is the best policy" one student-No sir"Dishonesty is the best polcy to day"
150.Teacher-" you people seem to be good today"-Why?-students replied-"Today is parents Day-all our parents will come soon"
151.Teacher said-" Don't go too far in anything"- No sir-students replied-"we are just sitting in our class"
152.Teacher said"Monday is greater than Sunday-how? Tell me.One student-sir"Monday we fight in the class, Sunday we don't fight"
153.Teacher said "Snakes bite"-On e said " you also "sir.
154.Teacher said-"Dogs bark"- one "you also"sir.
155.Teacher asked"-What do you mean by copy wirting"-One student "that we do in our exam."-sir
156.Teacher said-"This is the last day,next year, I shoud not see you here in this class"-One said""I don't like to have a change"-wir.
157.One student said"I like you very much sir" Teacher said"Why?Student repliied"YOu always allow us to sleep in the class."
158.A maths teacher after writing a problem on the board asked students-"What is the next step?-You tell?-the student suddenly woke up and said"I don't find any step-sir"
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
pammal hari hanquill jokes.
111. Two children were fighting for a toy, seeing this Father said"Children you should share between you" One said" No problem, he broke the toy into two pieces and gave one piece to another.
112.A 3 year old boy was crying and crying.Parents could not make out the reason and all thier attempts failed. Finally they said "Son you need not go to school to-day:-the boy immediately stopped crying.
113A baby was crawling. A cat came suddely and seeing this baby started crying loudly. The cat beacem scarry and went away.
114.A boy made a toy temple using lego pieces. Father asked-"Where is the God? Boy replied " God prevails everywhere."
115, Aboy was playing a toy and suddenly it broke and he started crying. Father said"No problem my son .I will get you another toy"Son replied"Now I realised, it has become an antiquity now and hence you wanted to keep it in the shelf."
116. a family was driving to railway station to catch a train. Suddenly father realised they did not take their tickets. Father shouted'Oh God! I have forgotton to take the tickes." Pat came the reply from the boy. "Father yesterday I was playing with the tickets and finally put it in my toy train" -"What" father said.
117.A 2 year old boy was writing on the TV screen his maths sum. Seeing this -father shouted"You fool"-Son replied -"sorry father this TV screen is bettter than my slaate and hence.----
118.Father asked his 2 year old daughter"What happened to your teddy-bear?
Daughter replied"Father teddy bear got ill and shiverring and hence kept it in the micro-oven"
119. Father said"Today is very hot" Pat came the reply from his son"Father I kept the fridge open and I feel fine."
120.A baby was suffering from fever and started shiverring. Seeing this baby's elder isiter said" Father since my sister is shiverring, we can put her in micro-oven".
112.A 3 year old boy was crying and crying.Parents could not make out the reason and all thier attempts failed. Finally they said "Son you need not go to school to-day:-the boy immediately stopped crying.
113A baby was crawling. A cat came suddely and seeing this baby started crying loudly. The cat beacem scarry and went away.
114.A boy made a toy temple using lego pieces. Father asked-"Where is the God? Boy replied " God prevails everywhere."
115, Aboy was playing a toy and suddenly it broke and he started crying. Father said"No problem my son .I will get you another toy"Son replied"Now I realised, it has become an antiquity now and hence you wanted to keep it in the shelf."
116. a family was driving to railway station to catch a train. Suddenly father realised they did not take their tickets. Father shouted'Oh God! I have forgotton to take the tickes." Pat came the reply from the boy. "Father yesterday I was playing with the tickets and finally put it in my toy train" -"What" father said.
117.A 2 year old boy was writing on the TV screen his maths sum. Seeing this -father shouted"You fool"-Son replied -"sorry father this TV screen is bettter than my slaate and hence.----
118.Father asked his 2 year old daughter"What happened to your teddy-bear?
Daughter replied"Father teddy bear got ill and shiverring and hence kept it in the micro-oven"
119. Father said"Today is very hot" Pat came the reply from his son"Father I kept the fridge open and I feel fine."
120.A baby was suffering from fever and started shiverring. Seeing this baby's elder isiter said" Father since my sister is shiverring, we can put her in micro-oven".
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Raga "gurjari" of thyag and m.dikshitar-compar.
The Raaga "Gurjari"-of tyagaraja
The raaga "Gujjari"-of m.Dikshitahr:-
1.Songs tygarja and dishithar-play an imporatant part in finding out the differences and similarities:
2.Both are janyas of -Mayamalavagaula-M15.
2.1Arohana and avarohana:
Tyagarja:Gurjari
a-Sa Ra Gu Ma Pa Dha Nu Sa
av.Sa Dha Nu Dha Pa Ma Gu Ra Sa
Dikshithar:Gujjari
a.Sa Ra Gu Dha Pa Ma Pa Dha Nu Sa
av.Sa Nu Dha Pa Ma Gu Ra Sa.
3-Full Sacle :
T-gurjariArohana-Sa RaGu Ma Pa Dha Nu Sa
D-gujjari-Avarohana-Sa Nu Dha Pa Ma GuRaSa.
4.You could find-Sa Ra Gu-permitted in arohana of both ragas
5.In arohana-Ty-"Ma Pa Dha Nu Sa"
D.-"Dha Pa Ma Pa Dha Nu Sa
6.In avarohana-Ty-Sa Dha Nu Dha
D-Sa Nu Dha
7-Both are upanga ragas
8-Prayogas of both ragas:
gurjari-of Ty-
Sa Ra Gu Gu Gu Ma, Pa Ma Gu Ra Sa Nu,Pa dha Pa Ma,Gu Ma Gu ra Sa Nu,Gu Ra Sa Ra Gu Ma, Gu Ma Pa Ma Gu Ra,Sa Dha Nu Dha Pa.
Gujjari-of Dik-Sa Ra Gu Dha, Ra Sa Dha Sa,Ra Ra Gu,Dha Pa Ma Gu Ra. etc.
These are only outlines-suggestions welcome
The raaga "Gujjari"-of m.Dikshitahr:-
1.Songs tygarja and dishithar-play an imporatant part in finding out the differences and similarities:
2.Both are janyas of -Mayamalavagaula-M15.
2.1Arohana and avarohana:
Tyagarja:Gurjari
a-Sa Ra Gu Ma Pa Dha Nu Sa
av.Sa Dha Nu Dha Pa Ma Gu Ra Sa
Dikshithar:Gujjari
a.Sa Ra Gu Dha Pa Ma Pa Dha Nu Sa
av.Sa Nu Dha Pa Ma Gu Ra Sa.
3-Full Sacle :
T-gurjariArohana-Sa RaGu Ma Pa Dha Nu Sa
D-gujjari-Avarohana-Sa Nu Dha Pa Ma GuRaSa.
4.You could find-Sa Ra Gu-permitted in arohana of both ragas
5.In arohana-Ty-"Ma Pa Dha Nu Sa"
D.-"Dha Pa Ma Pa Dha Nu Sa
6.In avarohana-Ty-Sa Dha Nu Dha
D-Sa Nu Dha
7-Both are upanga ragas
8-Prayogas of both ragas:
gurjari-of Ty-
Sa Ra Gu Gu Gu Ma, Pa Ma Gu Ra Sa Nu,Pa dha Pa Ma,Gu Ma Gu ra Sa Nu,Gu Ra Sa Ra Gu Ma, Gu Ma Pa Ma Gu Ra,Sa Dha Nu Dha Pa.
Gujjari-of Dik-Sa Ra Gu Dha, Ra Sa Dha Sa,Ra Ra Gu,Dha Pa Ma Gu Ra. etc.
These are only outlines-suggestions welcome
Sunday, June 13, 2010
pammal hari hanquill jokes
111. A peon was arguing with his box in a Govt office .Boss said "I will sack you"Peon replied "pl do so"peon was sacked . H estood for election and finally became a minister. .After becoming a minister he called the old boss, went for an argument and the boss ws sacked showing filthy reasons.
112. A peon came late to the office . The boss shouted :Why are you late? He replied-sorry sir,"I was with your wife"
113.A motor cyclist went through "No entry road" Policeman called him and booked him.The driver gave him a bribe- Policeman allowed him to go . the driver said"No entry only for the road and not for money?
114.A policeman was chasing a thief.Finally he gave up chasing. The thief said "Poor fellow -Do'nt worry-Have this money.-by giving a nice sum.
115.A policeman was on rounds and he saw a thief and was to be caught .The thief said "Why do you waste your energy -if you put me in prison,I can see that I am out tomorrow"
116.A teacher was reading a passage " We are all good people". Astudent-Sir ,that is why we are listening you."
117.wife asked husband "yesterday I saw you were talking with a lady" What made you to talk with her.Husband replied"Do'nt you know -I gave her a promise that she would be my wife in my second birth"
118.A wife was arranging the book shelf in her house. She said" All book are really good except one "-How to be a good husband"-husband asked "What"
119.Wife said husband"Tomorrow , we shoud go to the church and pray God " Hus band said"What" - Wife replied " to pray God that I shoudl be blessed witha good hisband."
120.Wife said husband "Honey-yesterday I made a receipe and to day I made another receipe-Which one is good? Husband replied"yesterday it was bad and today it is worse. "
121.Wife asked husband"What is the difference between a good receipe and a bad receipe?-Husband "as far as you are concerned both are one and the same"
122.Husband "why there is so much noise in the kitchen?_Wife"because I am making a receipe, which you ever had previously"
123.wife"I won't cook for another ten days"-Husband "What!I cooked in sucha way that it will last for another ten days."
124.Wife " I am going to try new receipes one by one " Husband"Best of luck"- "I will be on tour for another ten days."
125."Wife "my neighbour says she is a good lady< Husband "Oh God! let the truth prevail always."
126.Wife " from tomorrow onwards we should not fight "Husband"What about to day" and started fighting.
127.Wife "my son phoned me sayig he will come for lunch" Husband " I am saved" My son will eat the new receipe made by you"
128.Children were fighting each other-Father " No No".Children replied " What else we shoudl do ?
129.Two children gave a promise to father "if you buy toys for us we won't fight"
Father"Agreed" and he bought -one elephant toy and tiger toy" and gave it to them. An hour later lot of noise and fighting was going on-. father-" What is the noise? Children replied-"-We are not fighting -only the elephant and the tiger are fighting each other."
130. Father -"Child- if you study well I will get you good books."The child-"I want only one book-How to get a pas without studying'
112. A peon came late to the office . The boss shouted :Why are you late? He replied-sorry sir,"I was with your wife"
113.A motor cyclist went through "No entry road" Policeman called him and booked him.The driver gave him a bribe- Policeman allowed him to go . the driver said"No entry only for the road and not for money?
114.A policeman was chasing a thief.Finally he gave up chasing. The thief said "Poor fellow -Do'nt worry-Have this money.-by giving a nice sum.
115.A policeman was on rounds and he saw a thief and was to be caught .The thief said "Why do you waste your energy -if you put me in prison,I can see that I am out tomorrow"
116.A teacher was reading a passage " We are all good people". Astudent-Sir ,that is why we are listening you."
117.wife asked husband "yesterday I saw you were talking with a lady" What made you to talk with her.Husband replied"Do'nt you know -I gave her a promise that she would be my wife in my second birth"
118.A wife was arranging the book shelf in her house. She said" All book are really good except one "-How to be a good husband"-husband asked "What"
119.Wife said husband"Tomorrow , we shoud go to the church and pray God " Hus band said"What" - Wife replied " to pray God that I shoudl be blessed witha good hisband."
120.Wife said husband "Honey-yesterday I made a receipe and to day I made another receipe-Which one is good? Husband replied"yesterday it was bad and today it is worse. "
121.Wife asked husband"What is the difference between a good receipe and a bad receipe?-Husband "as far as you are concerned both are one and the same"
122.Husband "why there is so much noise in the kitchen?_Wife"because I am making a receipe, which you ever had previously"
123.wife"I won't cook for another ten days"-Husband "What!I cooked in sucha way that it will last for another ten days."
124.Wife " I am going to try new receipes one by one " Husband"Best of luck"- "I will be on tour for another ten days."
125."Wife "my neighbour says she is a good lady< Husband "Oh God! let the truth prevail always."
126.Wife " from tomorrow onwards we should not fight "Husband"What about to day" and started fighting.
127.Wife "my son phoned me sayig he will come for lunch" Husband " I am saved" My son will eat the new receipe made by you"
128.Children were fighting each other-Father " No No".Children replied " What else we shoudl do ?
129.Two children gave a promise to father "if you buy toys for us we won't fight"
Father"Agreed" and he bought -one elephant toy and tiger toy" and gave it to them. An hour later lot of noise and fighting was going on-. father-" What is the noise? Children replied-"-We are not fighting -only the elephant and the tiger are fighting each other."
130. Father -"Child- if you study well I will get you good books."The child-"I want only one book-How to get a pas without studying'
Friday, June 4, 2010
Readers divine digest
1,saptaswara makes world of music.
True friendship makes world of music
2 Musician enjoys while singing.
we enjoy while mind is in serenity.
3.concert success depends on making audience spell bound.
sucess of life concert depends on creating harmonius envirornment
4.Life is like a musical instrument.
To play a good music man requires Godliness.
5Rhythm in music creates wonder.
Rhythm in life creates tranquilty.
6.World of music has no boundary.
Also true frienship has no boundary.
7. Bird of music flies high when musician flutters in ragas
Bird of chracter flies high when man flutters in kindness.
8,Music flows when in unision with sruti.
life flows when in sruti of forgiveness flows.
True friendship makes world of music
2 Musician enjoys while singing.
we enjoy while mind is in serenity.
3.concert success depends on making audience spell bound.
sucess of life concert depends on creating harmonius envirornment
4.Life is like a musical instrument.
To play a good music man requires Godliness.
5Rhythm in music creates wonder.
Rhythm in life creates tranquilty.
6.World of music has no boundary.
Also true frienship has no boundary.
7. Bird of music flies high when musician flutters in ragas
Bird of chracter flies high when man flutters in kindness.
8,Music flows when in unision with sruti.
life flows when in sruti of forgiveness flows.
Thursday, June 3, 2010
pammal hari hanquill jokes
93 A lady was caressing her dog and said"Honey,I love you so much "the dog asked"ore than your husband"?She replied "yes very much"
94A man shouted" I am really between devil and deep sea"Wife asked"Who is the devil?Husband replied-"you"-What?-then asked -who is the deep sea?-Husband replied-"My girl friend".
93.A cat after following a mouse for a pretty long time said"I am tired of you" mouse replied"days have changed-my friend"
94.A donkey was carrying a heavy load and praying G0d-"Oh God!Please lessen my burden""-God
replied "Do'nt worry-death is on the way"
95.TWo beggars were talking each other -One was a bride groom and the other his would be in law.Bride groom asked"What would you give me as my dowry? In law replied Don't worry-"
I will give you there two rich men street as my dowry"
96.A wife asked "What would you do after mu death?Husband replied"Defenitely i will enjoy with my girl friend"
97.On man was praying God Oh God!please shower good things on all people"God replied -Ok .except politicians.
98.A man after painting a beautiful lady"s picture asked his wife -"How is it "?Wife replied "Fine"Husband "I am happy -it is not like you"
99.A Teacher asked students"Suppose you face a tiger what will you do?students-"the tiger would run away" that is the present condition.
100.Teacher said to students"Let us take an oath-We all will study well and get a pass"A student"Sir-"I have been saying this for the past two years -i am in the same class
101.A husband was in a happy mood and asked wife"What do you want? I will get you the best thing in the world"-Pat came the reply_"Divorce"
102. A boss asked his lady secretary to inform his wife that "he will be on tour straight away.Accordingly -the lady secretary informed his wife"We wiil be on tour for 2 days ok?
103.A donkey was thinking that he will be a horse in his next birth and happily jumped violently
.Suddenly he fell into a ditch and died.
104 A teacher asked students "What you will become? Suddenly a student " I will be your Head Master and sack you.
105 A sermon was going in full session -father said"All disturbing persons will go to hell",Suddenly a rat appeared and disturbed everybody.
106.A Hindu preacher asked his devotee"Do you see God In me?"-Pat came the reply-"I see everything in you except God"
107.A Hindu preacher was saying "the actions we do will decide whether we will go to hell or heaven".Pat came the reply-"including what you do now"
108.A dog was running fast-suddenly he met a bitch. the bitch asked "where are you going?
the dog replied"in search of my girl friend"-bitch replied"Can I help you"
109.wife was doing prayer.Suddenly her husband disturbed .Wife shouted"Why do you disturb me? Husband replied"No problem- in any case you will go to hell"
110.Wife and husband were in good .mood.Suddenly husband said "You are my sweety" Wife replied-"the same thing you were telling yester day to another lady, which I saw.
94A man shouted" I am really between devil and deep sea"Wife asked"Who is the devil?Husband replied-"you"-What?-then asked -who is the deep sea?-Husband replied-"My girl friend".
93.A cat after following a mouse for a pretty long time said"I am tired of you" mouse replied"days have changed-my friend"
94.A donkey was carrying a heavy load and praying G0d-"Oh God!Please lessen my burden""-God
replied "Do'nt worry-death is on the way"
95.TWo beggars were talking each other -One was a bride groom and the other his would be in law.Bride groom asked"What would you give me as my dowry? In law replied Don't worry-"
I will give you there two rich men street as my dowry"
96.A wife asked "What would you do after mu death?Husband replied"Defenitely i will enjoy with my girl friend"
97.On man was praying God Oh God!please shower good things on all people"God replied -Ok .except politicians.
98.A man after painting a beautiful lady"s picture asked his wife -"How is it "?Wife replied "Fine"Husband "I am happy -it is not like you"
99.A Teacher asked students"Suppose you face a tiger what will you do?students-"the tiger would run away" that is the present condition.
100.Teacher said to students"Let us take an oath-We all will study well and get a pass"A student"Sir-"I have been saying this for the past two years -i am in the same class
101.A husband was in a happy mood and asked wife"What do you want? I will get you the best thing in the world"-Pat came the reply_"Divorce"
102. A boss asked his lady secretary to inform his wife that "he will be on tour straight away.Accordingly -the lady secretary informed his wife"We wiil be on tour for 2 days ok?
103.A donkey was thinking that he will be a horse in his next birth and happily jumped violently
.Suddenly he fell into a ditch and died.
104 A teacher asked students "What you will become? Suddenly a student " I will be your Head Master and sack you.
105 A sermon was going in full session -father said"All disturbing persons will go to hell",Suddenly a rat appeared and disturbed everybody.
106.A Hindu preacher asked his devotee"Do you see God In me?"-Pat came the reply-"I see everything in you except God"
107.A Hindu preacher was saying "the actions we do will decide whether we will go to hell or heaven".Pat came the reply-"including what you do now"
108.A dog was running fast-suddenly he met a bitch. the bitch asked "where are you going?
the dog replied"in search of my girl friend"-bitch replied"Can I help you"
109.wife was doing prayer.Suddenly her husband disturbed .Wife shouted"Why do you disturb me? Husband replied"No problem- in any case you will go to hell"
110.Wife and husband were in good .mood.Suddenly husband said "You are my sweety" Wife replied-"the same thing you were telling yester day to another lady, which I saw.
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