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140.Teacher told students"you shoud be -polite,obedient,dedicated and a
patriot-pat came the reply-Sir ,these are applicable for olden days and not for today.
141.Students you know -teacher said-Slow and steady win the race". Students -'No sir-"blow and steady win the race"
142.Students! teacher said-"Tomorrow we go for an excurssion" Students said" no sir-" We have excusion everyday in our class."
143Boys-teacher ssaid-"you should behave with girl students"-No sir-now a days the situatiohn is the other way round.
144.After fighting each other-Teacher shouted-" Why do you fight"-One said -sir-he is saying-" you are good" and the other said" you are bad"- that is the problem-sir,
145.Teacher said "today you go home early" one student said"I can't sir,beacuse daily I am going late saying we have extra class.
146.teacher aksed-" what do you mean by an animal"-one replied pointing to the teacher-"you arefine example" sir.
147.Teacher said" Daily you should do prayer"-one said-"I do sir daily"teacher Good! what for? student-"for getting a better teacher"
148.Teacher asked_"What do you know by the term"Character"-one student-" "a term not applicable to you"-sir,
149.Teacher said " honesty is the best policy" one student-No sir"Dishonesty is the best polcy to day"
150.Teacher-" you people seem to be good today"-Why?-students replied-"Today is parents Day-all our parents will come soon"
151.Teacher said-" Don't go too far in anything"- No sir-students replied-"we are just sitting in our class"
152.Teacher said"Monday is greater than Sunday-how? Tell me.One student-sir"Monday we fight in the class, Sunday we don't fight"
153.Teacher said "Snakes bite"-On e said " you also "sir.
154.Teacher said-"Dogs bark"- one "you also"sir.
155.Teacher asked"-What do you mean by copy wirting"-One student "that we do in our exam."-sir
156.Teacher said-"This is the last day,next year, I shoud not see you here in this class"-One said""I don't like to have a change"-wir.
157.One student said"I like you very much sir" Teacher said"Why?Student repliied"YOu always allow us to sleep in the class."

158.A maths teacher after writing a problem on the board asked students-"What is the next step?-You tell?-the student suddenly woke up and said"I don't find any step-sir"