pammal hari hanquill jokes

93 A lady was caressing her dog and said"Honey,I love you so much "the dog asked"ore than your husband"?She replied "yes very much"

94A man shouted" I am really between devil and deep sea"Wife asked"Who is the devil?Husband replied-"you"-What?-then asked -who is the deep sea?-Husband replied-"My girl friend".

93.A cat after following a mouse for a pretty long time said"I am tired of you" mouse replied"days have changed-my friend"

94.A donkey was carrying a heavy load and praying G0d-"Oh God!Please lessen my burden""-God
replied "Do'nt worry-death is on the way"

95.TWo beggars were talking each other -One was a bride groom and the other his would be in law.Bride groom asked"What would you give me as my dowry? In law replied Don't worry-"
I will give you there two rich men street as my dowry"

96.A wife asked "What would you do after mu death?Husband replied"Defenitely i will enjoy with my girl friend"

97.On man was praying God Oh God!please shower good things on all people"God replied -Ok .except politicians.

98.A man after painting a beautiful lady"s picture asked his wife -"How is it "?Wife replied "Fine"Husband "I am happy -it is not like you"

99.A Teacher asked students"Suppose you face a tiger what will you do?students-"the tiger would run away" that is the present condition.

100.Teacher said to students"Let us take an oath-We all will study well and get a pass"A student"Sir-"I have been saying this for the past two years -i am in the same class

101.A husband was in a happy mood and asked wife"What do you want? I will get you the best thing in the world"-Pat came the reply_"Divorce"
102. A boss asked his lady secretary to inform his wife that "he will be on tour straight away.Accordingly -the lady secretary informed his wife"We wiil be on tour for 2 days ok?

103.A donkey was thinking that he will be a horse in his next birth and happily jumped violently
.Suddenly he fell into a ditch and died.

104 A teacher asked students "What you will become? Suddenly a student " I will be your Head Master and sack you.

105 A sermon was going in full session -father said"All disturbing persons will go to hell",Suddenly a rat appeared and disturbed everybody.

106.A Hindu preacher asked his devotee"Do you see God In me?"-Pat came the reply-"I see everything in you except God"

107.A Hindu preacher was saying "the actions we do will decide whether we will go to hell or heaven".Pat came the reply-"including what you do now"

108.A dog was running fast-suddenly he met a bitch. the bitch asked "where are you going?
the dog replied"in search of my girl friend"-bitch replied"Can I help you"

109.wife was doing prayer.Suddenly her husband disturbed .Wife shouted"Why do you disturb me? Husband replied"No problem- in any case you will go to hell"

110.Wife and husband were in good .mood.Suddenly husband said "You are my sweety" Wife replied-"the same thing you were telling yester day to another lady, which I saw.