111. Two children were fighting for a toy, seeing this Father said"Children you should share between you" One said" No problem, he broke the toy into two pieces and gave one piece to another.
112.A 3 year old boy was crying and crying.Parents could not make out the reason and all thier attempts failed. Finally they said "Son you need not go to school to-day:-the boy immediately stopped crying.
113A baby was crawling. A cat came suddely and seeing this baby started crying loudly. The cat beacem scarry and went away.
114.A boy made a toy temple using lego pieces. Father asked-"Where is the God? Boy replied " God prevails everywhere."
115, Aboy was playing a toy and suddenly it broke and he started crying. Father said"No problem my son .I will get you another toy"Son replied"Now I realised, it has become an antiquity now and hence you wanted to keep it in the shelf."
116. a family was driving to railway station to catch a train. Suddenly father realised they did not take their tickets. Father shouted'Oh God! I have forgotton to take the tickes." Pat came the reply from the boy. "Father yesterday I was playing with the tickets and finally put it in my toy train" -"What" father said.
117.A 2 year old boy was writing on the TV screen his maths sum. Seeing this -father shouted"You fool"-Son replied -"sorry father this TV screen is bettter than my slaate and hence.----
118.Father asked his 2 year old daughter"What happened to your teddy-bear?
Daughter replied"Father teddy bear got ill and shiverring and hence kept it in the micro-oven"
119. Father said"Today is very hot" Pat came the reply from his son"Father I kept the fridge open and I feel fine."
120.A baby was suffering from fever and started shiverring. Seeing this baby's elder isiter said" Father since my sister is shiverring, we can put her in micro-oven".
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