111. A peon was arguing with his box in a Govt office .Boss said "I will sack you"Peon replied "pl do so"peon was sacked . H estood for election and finally became a minister. .After becoming a minister he called the old boss, went for an argument and the boss ws sacked showing filthy reasons.
112. A peon came late to the office . The boss shouted :Why are you late? He replied-sorry sir,"I was with your wife"
113.A motor cyclist went through "No entry road" Policeman called him and booked him.The driver gave him a bribe- Policeman allowed him to go . the driver said"No entry only for the road and not for money?
114.A policeman was chasing a thief.Finally he gave up chasing. The thief said "Poor fellow -Do'nt worry-Have this money.-by giving a nice sum.
115.A policeman was on rounds and he saw a thief and was to be caught .The thief said "Why do you waste your energy -if you put me in prison,I can see that I am out tomorrow"
116.A teacher was reading a passage " We are all good people". Astudent-Sir ,that is why we are listening you."
117.wife asked husband "yesterday I saw you were talking with a lady" What made you to talk with her.Husband replied"Do'nt you know -I gave her a promise that she would be my wife in my second birth"
118.A wife was arranging the book shelf in her house. She said" All book are really good except one "-How to be a good husband"-husband asked "What"
119.Wife said husband"Tomorrow , we shoud go to the church and pray God " Hus band said"What" - Wife replied " to pray God that I shoudl be blessed witha good hisband."
120.Wife said husband "Honey-yesterday I made a receipe and to day I made another receipe-Which one is good? Husband replied"yesterday it was bad and today it is worse. "
121.Wife asked husband"What is the difference between a good receipe and a bad receipe?-Husband "as far as you are concerned both are one and the same"
122.Husband "why there is so much noise in the kitchen?_Wife"because I am making a receipe, which you ever had previously"
123.wife"I won't cook for another ten days"-Husband "What!I cooked in sucha way that it will last for another ten days."
124.Wife " I am going to try new receipes one by one " Husband"Best of luck"- "I will be on tour for another ten days."
125."Wife "my neighbour says she is a good lady< Husband "Oh God! let the truth prevail always."
126.Wife " from tomorrow onwards we should not fight "Husband"What about to day" and started fighting.
127.Wife "my son phoned me sayig he will come for lunch" Husband " I am saved" My son will eat the new receipe made by you"
128.Children were fighting each other-Father " No No".Children replied " What else we shoudl do ?
129.Two children gave a promise to father "if you buy toys for us we won't fight"
Father"Agreed" and he bought -one elephant toy and tiger toy" and gave it to them. An hour later lot of noise and fighting was going on-. father-" What is the noise? Children replied-"-We are not fighting -only the elephant and the tiger are fighting each other."
130. Father -"Child- if you study well I will get you good books."The child-"I want only one book-How to get a pas without studying'
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