Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
Sunday, May 23, 2010
pammal hari hanquill jokes
80.A teacher told students"Boys study well else your will be spoiled"-One student stood up and said_"What about girls sir
81.A teacher said "Time and tide will wait for no man"-One student_"Who else will wait sir"
82.Wife and Husband were rolling on the bed-Wife asked"I am not getting sleep-What shall I do?
Husband_"Just think about me "
83.A teacher asked students "What would you become when you grow up?Pat came the reply-"I Never become a teacher like you sir."
84.A musician was singing at his top suddenly a mosquito entered his mouth and therefore he started making inaudible noises.Audience"Now only you are singing well".
85.A lady was searching her chicken."No problem-we had already the dinner-said the neighbour.
86Wife told husband-"You should take apple from tomorrow onwards-Husband_Oh God! I am going to retire from tomorrow"
87.Teacher said"Knowledge is sky high"-One student -No sir only upto roof level"
88.Huband said"Now a days I get good sleep and I dream also. Wife asked May I know the reason.Husband"I dream I am with a beautiful woman 'Wife -"You"
89.Wife said "To day is a day of cleaning and I am going to throw away all unwanted things"Husband-Fine'-wife"-including you"
90.A bear occured in a forest and said"I am going to kill you "The man replied"You can do so-subejct to the condition that you will send me to heaven".
91 A rich man was having two wives-Both said-" We should live happily"one could not understand and asked "How".the other said"Killing this man"
81.A teacher said "Time and tide will wait for no man"-One student_"Who else will wait sir"
82.Wife and Husband were rolling on the bed-Wife asked"I am not getting sleep-What shall I do?
Husband_"Just think about me "
83.A teacher asked students "What would you become when you grow up?Pat came the reply-"I Never become a teacher like you sir."
84.A musician was singing at his top suddenly a mosquito entered his mouth and therefore he started making inaudible noises.Audience"Now only you are singing well".
85.A lady was searching her chicken."No problem-we had already the dinner-said the neighbour.
86Wife told husband-"You should take apple from tomorrow onwards-Husband_Oh God! I am going to retire from tomorrow"
87.Teacher said"Knowledge is sky high"-One student -No sir only upto roof level"
88.Huband said"Now a days I get good sleep and I dream also. Wife asked May I know the reason.Husband"I dream I am with a beautiful woman 'Wife -"You"
89.Wife said "To day is a day of cleaning and I am going to throw away all unwanted things"Husband-Fine'-wife"-including you"
90.A bear occured in a forest and said"I am going to kill you "The man replied"You can do so-subejct to the condition that you will send me to heaven".
91 A rich man was having two wives-Both said-" We should live happily"one could not understand and asked "How".the other said"Killing this man"
Saturday, May 22, 2010
pammal hari-hanquill-jokes
60.Lovers were driving very fast.suddenly his fiancee asked him to stop the car.After getting down ,she said " Now you can go and he started going -she shouted I have just removed the brake.
61.Husband said to wife"Yesterday I saw a beautiful woman "-wife"How dare you are"-Husband-"Honey you are the most beautiful woman in the world"
no man
62. Lovers were travelling in a boat-the girl said-"I am fed up with you -I am going to commit suicide"-the boy said"No problem-I will help you"
63.The teacher told students "Time and tide will wait for no man"-one student " my fiancee will wait for me sir"
64TheTeacher after solving a problem asked students -"What have you understood?-Tell me?
One student replied-"I have understood that you are a wrong man here"
65.Huband and wife were reading News paper-suddenly a man appeared.Husband-"How dare you are?- the man replied" just ask your wife"
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66.Wife said to husband-"To day is my birth day-Do you know"-Husband-"Now a days I am short of memories"
67.A train just started running-a lady was running to catch the train. After seeing the Guard she said "I came late-sorry".Guard said "If you entrain you will be "late" for ever"
68.A baby was about to fall in a bucket of water.Seeing this mother said "You fool you would have gone to hell-thank God".
69.One man was shouting on the foot path and pointing out a man"I am stronger than you"-the other man holding out a revolver said"I can make you the the strongest
70 Holding out a revolver, a lunatic man said"I am going to kill my girl friend"-snatching the revolver doctor said"that will never happen"
71.Husband and wife were walking on the foot path. Suddenly a lady appeared and kissed the husband-Wife asked "How dare" lady said "from tomorrow onwards I will be in your house-Do"nt worry.
72.a boy was playing with dolls. Seeing this father asked him "what are you doing? the boy replied"I am playing with dolls-one husband and two wives"- father-"What?
73. Wife was cooking -Husband asked"Honey What are you doing"?-Wife replied"I am trying a new receipe"-Husband_"then I will go to the nearest resturant.
74.A teacher was reading a lesson"a lady was coming on one side and a man was coming on the opposite side" suddenly a student stood up and said "Pl go faster sir"
75.A new teacher was supposed to come to the class.Before his coming the class was full of noise and they were fighting each other.Suddenly the new teacher came and shouted"What was going On here"-Students replied "sir we were just discussing as to how to receive you."
76.Wife said" Honey-I made a doll" and showing to husband she asked "How is it look like? Husband said "exactly like a monkey"-fine!
77.Two ladies were going and one man came opposite to them and stood near them.One lady said"He is my lover" -the other lady also said "for me too"
78.Husband said "to day coffee is fine " wife said -sorry Honey I made a mistake, I put salt instead of sugar"
61.Husband said to wife"Yesterday I saw a beautiful woman "-wife"How dare you are"-Husband-"Honey you are the most beautiful woman in the world"
no man
62. Lovers were travelling in a boat-the girl said-"I am fed up with you -I am going to commit suicide"-the boy said"No problem-I will help you"
63.The teacher told students "Time and tide will wait for no man"-one student " my fiancee will wait for me sir"
64TheTeacher after solving a problem asked students -"What have you understood?-Tell me?
One student replied-"I have understood that you are a wrong man here"
65.Huband and wife were reading News paper-suddenly a man appeared.Husband-"How dare you are?- the man replied" just ask your wife"
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66.Wife said to husband-"To day is my birth day-Do you know"-Husband-"Now a days I am short of memories"
67.A train just started running-a lady was running to catch the train. After seeing the Guard she said "I came late-sorry".Guard said "If you entrain you will be "late" for ever"
68.A baby was about to fall in a bucket of water.Seeing this mother said "You fool you would have gone to hell-thank God".
69.One man was shouting on the foot path and pointing out a man"I am stronger than you"-the other man holding out a revolver said"I can make you the the strongest
70 Holding out a revolver, a lunatic man said"I am going to kill my girl friend"-snatching the revolver doctor said"that will never happen"
71.Husband and wife were walking on the foot path. Suddenly a lady appeared and kissed the husband-Wife asked "How dare" lady said "from tomorrow onwards I will be in your house-Do"nt worry.
72.a boy was playing with dolls. Seeing this father asked him "what are you doing? the boy replied"I am playing with dolls-one husband and two wives"- father-"What?
73. Wife was cooking -Husband asked"Honey What are you doing"?-Wife replied"I am trying a new receipe"-Husband_"then I will go to the nearest resturant.
74.A teacher was reading a lesson"a lady was coming on one side and a man was coming on the opposite side" suddenly a student stood up and said "Pl go faster sir"
75.A new teacher was supposed to come to the class.Before his coming the class was full of noise and they were fighting each other.Suddenly the new teacher came and shouted"What was going On here"-Students replied "sir we were just discussing as to how to receive you."
76.Wife said" Honey-I made a doll" and showing to husband she asked "How is it look like? Husband said "exactly like a monkey"-fine!
77.Two ladies were going and one man came opposite to them and stood near them.One lady said"He is my lover" -the other lady also said "for me too"
78.Husband said "to day coffee is fine " wife said -sorry Honey I made a mistake, I put salt instead of sugar"
Friday, May 21, 2010
pammal hari-Hanquill-jokes
51.Wife said -"today is a good day" Husband replied"It can never be "-"why" asked wife-Husband
"to day is your birth day"
and asked wife ' Where is my purse" wife replied -"it is with me"- fighting started again.
53 Lovers were saying each other-"We will marry next week"the woman asked-"sure'the man replied.The week after he was on his way to another country.
54Wife asked "what do you think about beauty?Husband replied-"certainly it does not belong to you.
55May god help all" wife prayed-"No"-except you-replied husband
56Wife said "Here is a receipe for you,which you never tasted before" husband replied"Now a days I am short of memory"
57.Husband affectionately asked wife"What do you want"wife replied-"I want everything except you"
58.A mother was feeding her baby with a feeding bottle-suddenly a few drop of milk fell on her
she said-Oh god!(the drops of milk fell on her body was very hot. You could imagine the condition of the baby.
"to day is your birth day"
and asked wife ' Where is my purse" wife replied -"it is with me"- fighting started again.
53 Lovers were saying each other-"We will marry next week"the woman asked-"sure'the man replied.The week after he was on his way to another country.
54Wife asked "what do you think about beauty?Husband replied-"certainly it does not belong to you.
55May god help all" wife prayed-"No"-except you-replied husband
56Wife said "Here is a receipe for you,which you never tasted before" husband replied"Now a days I am short of memory"
57.Husband affectionately asked wife"What do you want"wife replied-"I want everything except you"
58.A mother was feeding her baby with a feeding bottle-suddenly a few drop of milk fell on her
she said-Oh god!(the drops of milk fell on her body was very hot. You could imagine the condition of the baby.
jokes of pammal hari"hanquill"
39.An old was laughing violently.Another asked"What reason" Old man replied" I was just thinking about my wife"s recceipe"
40.A teacher cut a joke. No students laughed. One student stood up and said " what? our teacher atlast cut a joke-why can't we laugh?-all students stood up and laughed violently.
41.In a mental hospital- a patient said"Iam doing cycling and going very fast"-doctor said -you may fall down and pushed him into the cell
42In a mental hospital-a patient said"Earth is revolving" and another said "No Earth is stationary"
Argument went on.Seeing this doctor pushed them into the cell and said " you better find out from here"
43.A man was walking on the foot path. Suddenly a lady appeared and told him"I am you wife" Can't you recognize me"Pat came the reply"lady! Not now -probably in my next birth I will think it over.
44. A patient rushed to a doctor saying"Iam having killing pain" doctor asked him"Where" patient replied" I do not know"-doctor told him -"you better kill yourself"
45.In a mental hospital- a patient was shouting"Oh! -the sky is going to fall down!- doctor replied"Man -sky will never fall down_ you are going to fall down" and pushed him in his cell.
46.On Dec 31st-AWOMAN entered a bath room-finding out water is not coming out-she shouted
"Water is not coming out -Dear" Husband replied_"You better take bath next year"
47.A teacher was taking class-suddenly asked students"Do you know where you stand? A student replied -"between devil and deep sea"
48.A michevous boy was saying " I am going to become a doctor" father replied- "Fine"-Boy replied" let me start the experiment with you-nearing his father with a sharp paper knife."
49.A boss was saying to his wife-" I was not myself at all in my office"-wife asked-"Why dear"
He replied " My lady secretary did not come today"
50.Wife and husband were quarelling and finally taking two kitchen knives said"No problem"-We both can go to heaven together"
51 A father was teaching his son_"Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday-What next?-son replied happily
"my birth day"
52One tiger was telling another in a Zoo'shall we escape and go out" - the other said "YOU fool"-if you go out - human beings are there "You will be killed"
53.A Maths teacher was solving a problem and finally said"Have you understood the problem"One student stood up and said" No -Sir-I have not understood the problem-and continued"the problem lies in you not in Maths."
54.A chemistry teacher was conducting an experiment and finally asked the students"What is the answer"-One stood up and said: Sir it is in the tip of my tongue"-Pat came the reply-" the answer is arsenic-Don't swallow"
55.A teacher was taking poetry class-" the sky is blue.....etc."immedately one student said "Iam not sure Sir- because ,there is roof over me."
40.A teacher cut a joke. No students laughed. One student stood up and said " what? our teacher atlast cut a joke-why can't we laugh?-all students stood up and laughed violently.
41.In a mental hospital- a patient said"Iam doing cycling and going very fast"-doctor said -you may fall down and pushed him into the cell
42In a mental hospital-a patient said"Earth is revolving" and another said "No Earth is stationary"
Argument went on.Seeing this doctor pushed them into the cell and said " you better find out from here"
43.A man was walking on the foot path. Suddenly a lady appeared and told him"I am you wife" Can't you recognize me"Pat came the reply"lady! Not now -probably in my next birth I will think it over.
44. A patient rushed to a doctor saying"Iam having killing pain" doctor asked him"Where" patient replied" I do not know"-doctor told him -"you better kill yourself"
45.In a mental hospital- a patient was shouting"Oh! -the sky is going to fall down!- doctor replied"Man -sky will never fall down_ you are going to fall down" and pushed him in his cell.
46.On Dec 31st-AWOMAN entered a bath room-finding out water is not coming out-she shouted
"Water is not coming out -Dear" Husband replied_"You better take bath next year"
47.A teacher was taking class-suddenly asked students"Do you know where you stand? A student replied -"between devil and deep sea"
48.A michevous boy was saying " I am going to become a doctor" father replied- "Fine"-Boy replied" let me start the experiment with you-nearing his father with a sharp paper knife."
49.A boss was saying to his wife-" I was not myself at all in my office"-wife asked-"Why dear"
He replied " My lady secretary did not come today"
50.Wife and husband were quarelling and finally taking two kitchen knives said"No problem"-We both can go to heaven together"
51 A father was teaching his son_"Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday-What next?-son replied happily
"my birth day"
52One tiger was telling another in a Zoo'shall we escape and go out" - the other said "YOU fool"-if you go out - human beings are there "You will be killed"
53.A Maths teacher was solving a problem and finally said"Have you understood the problem"One student stood up and said" No -Sir-I have not understood the problem-and continued"the problem lies in you not in Maths."
54.A chemistry teacher was conducting an experiment and finally asked the students"What is the answer"-One stood up and said: Sir it is in the tip of my tongue"-Pat came the reply-" the answer is arsenic-Don't swallow"
55.A teacher was taking poetry class-" the sky is blue.....etc."immedately one student said "Iam not sure Sir- because ,there is roof over me."
Thursday, May 20, 2010
jokes of pammal hari
38.A thief entered a bar and pointing out his gun said"all down".thebar man replied-"Not to day" my dear son.
39.watching her husband going with another woman-wife shouted_" How dare you love her".Husband replied"I always go by the principle - "love towards all".
40.A teacher came to the class and told students"You all stand up. One student was sitting-the teacher came to him-"What are you doing"?-Sir I am already standing( he was in half sleep).
41.An exam was going on. One student was keeping quiet.teacher asked" why are you not writing?
he replied-"Sir I am just thinking whether I would get a pass in the next year exam."
42.An exam was going on.One student was not writing-teacher came and asked "why are you not writing" -he replied" I always keep my results"
43Wife said -" in this Chrismas I have decided to condemn all my old things.Husband-"What"
replied wife-"including you"
44.Husband said" Iam an egoless man" wife asked "What"? husband replied"Let me get any lady
as my wife"
45.Husband and wife went to a shop.Wife picked up a "Monkey doll" and said "I like this very much" husband asked "What"? wife replied-"because it is like you"
46A patient went to a doctor and said " doctor- I shout at my wife quite often" doctor replied-" you better go to a vetenary doctor"
47.A musician was about to start a concert.He openend his mouth AND said"Ah! Ah! -suddenly a cluster of beas entered his mouth.He could not even open his mouth.
39.watching her husband going with another woman-wife shouted_" How dare you love her".Husband replied"I always go by the principle - "love towards all".
40.A teacher came to the class and told students"You all stand up. One student was sitting-the teacher came to him-"What are you doing"?-Sir I am already standing( he was in half sleep).
41.An exam was going on. One student was keeping quiet.teacher asked" why are you not writing?
he replied-"Sir I am just thinking whether I would get a pass in the next year exam."
42.An exam was going on.One student was not writing-teacher came and asked "why are you not writing" -he replied" I always keep my results"
43Wife said -" in this Chrismas I have decided to condemn all my old things.Husband-"What"
replied wife-"including you"
44.Husband said" Iam an egoless man" wife asked "What"? husband replied"Let me get any lady
as my wife"
45.Husband and wife went to a shop.Wife picked up a "Monkey doll" and said "I like this very much" husband asked "What"? wife replied-"because it is like you"
46A patient went to a doctor and said " doctor- I shout at my wife quite often" doctor replied-" you better go to a vetenary doctor"
47.A musician was about to start a concert.He openend his mouth AND said"Ah! Ah! -suddenly a cluster of beas entered his mouth.He could not even open his mouth.
pammal hari jokes
26.cat and mouse were playing-finally cat told mouse -" I am tired of you"-the mouse replied-" me too"
27In a mental hospital one patient was shouting -" I am the most intelligent man in the world"-the doctor said-"that is why you are here"
28.In a mental hospital a patient was saying-"I am driving a plane and I am doing 22,ooo feet above the ground" doctor -Ye! now you have landed" and put him in the cell.
29.In a mental hospital one patient was shouting-"I loved my wife so much"-the doctWhator 'that is why you are here"-go to the cell.
30A teacher asked a student-" What is the height of Himalayas"pat came the reply-Sir i have not gone there."
31.The teacher said -" students you should be kind hearted-If some body beats you on one cheek you should show the other"-pat came the reply -Sir let me make a trial.
32,The teacher said " All human beings have equal brain"-suddenly one student stood up and said -"except one"-What?-student- " that is you"
33The teacher was taking class and suddelnly the headmster came and said" Here you have a good teacher-pointing to the teacher.Students-"Yes sir-we know him already"-"How"-students-"He always allowed us to sleep in the class."
34What a wonder! What a wonder! the wife said-Husband-" What happened?-Wife said-"At last the receipe came ok"
35One lady office assistant said ,rolling on the bed-"I do not feel sleepy at all"-Husband asked "Why"-She replied - I had a full session in the office already"
36A patient in the mental hospital was running very fast and was shouting "I am like
Dr. Rogger Banister"He was caught by the hospital assistance -the doctor said -"You were,probably"-but definitely-not now" and put him in his cell.
37Husband was eating and a piece of food was given to the dog also.Wife asked 'How is my receipe"-Husband replied-'My dog dog liked very much"
27In a mental hospital one patient was shouting -" I am the most intelligent man in the world"-the doctor said-"that is why you are here"
28.In a mental hospital a patient was saying-"I am driving a plane and I am doing 22,ooo feet above the ground" doctor -Ye! now you have landed" and put him in the cell.
29.In a mental hospital one patient was shouting-"I loved my wife so much"-the doctWhator 'that is why you are here"-go to the cell.
30A teacher asked a student-" What is the height of Himalayas"pat came the reply-Sir i have not gone there."
31.The teacher said -" students you should be kind hearted-If some body beats you on one cheek you should show the other"-pat came the reply -Sir let me make a trial.
32,The teacher said " All human beings have equal brain"-suddenly one student stood up and said -"except one"-What?-student- " that is you"
33The teacher was taking class and suddelnly the headmster came and said" Here you have a good teacher-pointing to the teacher.Students-"Yes sir-we know him already"-"How"-students-"He always allowed us to sleep in the class."
34What a wonder! What a wonder! the wife said-Husband-" What happened?-Wife said-"At last the receipe came ok"
35One lady office assistant said ,rolling on the bed-"I do not feel sleepy at all"-Husband asked "Why"-She replied - I had a full session in the office already"
36A patient in the mental hospital was running very fast and was shouting "I am like
Dr. Rogger Banister"He was caught by the hospital assistance -the doctor said -"You were,probably"-but definitely-not now" and put him in his cell.
37Husband was eating and a piece of food was given to the dog also.Wife asked 'How is my receipe"-Husband replied-'My dog dog liked very much"
17.wife told husband-"Honey-I made abeautiful receipe for you. Husband asked -"Where is it ? Wife replied " It is in the pan,but not coming out-"what" said husband.
18A lady was drowning shouting -Help! Help!-watching this a man said" No problem I will send and Angel for you"
19.a patient went to an eye doctor.What is your problem- asked the doctor.Patient said-At tmesI am unable to see". Doctor-" Ok let me examine.After examination the doctor said-"You have problem,and it costs Rs. 3000-.to cure it ."The patient replied : Now I am able to see -doctor" Thank you-he went away.
20.Hanging an Indian Map - a teacher asked a student "can you see India"-the student replied " Probably if I stand up on the bench"
21.A teacher was taking class. a student came late-Teacher shouted-"Why are you late"? Student replied -"sir I was not myself at all because yesterday i did not get proper sleep in the
class.
22.a teacher was a telling a story to students and asked a student-who was sleeping till then-"What happened then" -he woke up suddenly and said-sir "The End"t
23.A teacher was telling students-"today is an important day" Tell me why?-All students-"Today is a sleepless day in the class."
24.A new teacher came to a class and told the students-" I am like you and I was also a student
-Whoever wants to go out they can very well do so. All students went out.
25.In a combined class a teacher asked all girl students to stand up. All students stood up-saying -sir in the previous history class teacher told us that thiis is a democracy and all are treated equal.
18A lady was drowning shouting -Help! Help!-watching this a man said" No problem I will send and Angel for you"
19.a patient went to an eye doctor.What is your problem- asked the doctor.Patient said-At tmesI am unable to see". Doctor-" Ok let me examine.After examination the doctor said-"You have problem,and it costs Rs. 3000-.to cure it ."The patient replied : Now I am able to see -doctor" Thank you-he went away.
20.Hanging an Indian Map - a teacher asked a student "can you see India"-the student replied " Probably if I stand up on the bench"
21.A teacher was taking class. a student came late-Teacher shouted-"Why are you late"? Student replied -"sir I was not myself at all because yesterday i did not get proper sleep in the
class.
22.a teacher was a telling a story to students and asked a student-who was sleeping till then-"What happened then" -he woke up suddenly and said-sir "The End"t
23.A teacher was telling students-"today is an important day" Tell me why?-All students-"Today is a sleepless day in the class."
24.A new teacher came to a class and told the students-" I am like you and I was also a student
-Whoever wants to go out they can very well do so. All students went out.
25.In a combined class a teacher asked all girl students to stand up. All students stood up-saying -sir in the previous history class teacher told us that thiis is a democracy and all are treated equal.
jokes for all occasions
16. Wife asked husband-" Am I not a beauitiful women" the husband- " You are the most beautiful woman in the world"-and mumurred -Now a days I tell too much lies.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
pammal hari-jokes for all occssions-ha! ha! Ha! pl don"t laugh-
wife and husband jokes:
1.a wife was saying -" I am fed up with this man,I do not know what shall I do -"No problem" heard one voice-"kill yourself" the voice was her husband"s.
2.a villian was following a lady for a pretty long time,but he did not suceed-knowing his pitiable condition-the lady said-"No problem"I will be yr wife in my next birth.
3.a woman and her husband were walking on the track of a lake.Suddenly the wife fell down and was sinking in the water-Her husband-I am sure the god will help me to fetch another good woman.
4.a husband and wife were quarelling for a long time -fed up with this wife said-"No problem" I will not be yr wife in my next birth
5.a wife was in her death bed.She was looking at him intently.Husband said"No problem"you will reach the destination-"What"wife said-Husband replied-"hell"
6.Wife said one day" I M GOING to MAKE A wonderfull receipe to day."no problem" said husband " i have already made up my mind"
7.a husband was eating-wife said Oh God! I have forgotton to add one important ingredient-husband-what"-wife said"poison"
8.Huaband was sitting and enjoying.Suddenly thick smoke started coming from kitchen-Husband "what happened"-wife " I am just making a fine receipe for you"
he
9.Husband was looking intently at a receipe AND SAID "fine"-Wife "sorry" to day I made a .mistake
10Husband was reading News paper in the drawing room .Suddenly he felt cold in his feet and found water was coming inside the house.He shouted -Wife replied from bath room-'I am just taking bath"
11.wife was driving and found the brake did not apply.She phoned her husband"dear the brake did not apply and I am in trouble"-husband-Oh God! I have forgotton to tell the workshop fellow to repair it. --"sorry"
12.seeing a new car-wife asked -"How could you get this new car? Husband replied"My second wife presented to me"
13,Husband and wife were attending a sermon in the church.Suddenly a man asked the husband"Is she your wife" -wife shouted -'How dare you are? the man replied" yesterday I saw this man with another lady"-Sorry"
14a sermon was going in full swing and finally the father said"What all you wanted you wll get".My God! "I AM satisfied" wife said-Husband asked " what was your wish" wife replied -"to get you hell"
15.A sermon was going in the church in full session-suddenly the father said"All your sins will get washed away"-wife said " I have not committed any sin-except one"
husband asked " what" " marrying this man"
14.
wife and husband jokes:
1.a wife was saying -" I am fed up with this man,I do not know what shall I do -"No problem" heard one voice-"kill yourself" the voice was her husband"s.
2.a villian was following a lady for a pretty long time,but he did not suceed-knowing his pitiable condition-the lady said-"No problem"I will be yr wife in my next birth.
3.a woman and her husband were walking on the track of a lake.Suddenly the wife fell down and was sinking in the water-Her husband-I am sure the god will help me to fetch another good woman.
4.a husband and wife were quarelling for a long time -fed up with this wife said-"No problem" I will not be yr wife in my next birth
5.a wife was in her death bed.She was looking at him intently.Husband said"No problem"you will reach the destination-"What"wife said-Husband replied-"hell"
6.Wife said one day" I M GOING to MAKE A wonderfull receipe to day."no problem" said husband " i have already made up my mind"
7.a husband was eating-wife said Oh God! I have forgotton to add one important ingredient-husband-what"-wife said"poison"
8.Huaband was sitting and enjoying.Suddenly thick smoke started coming from kitchen-Husband "what happened"-wife " I am just making a fine receipe for you"
he
9.Husband was looking intently at a receipe AND SAID "fine"-Wife "sorry" to day I made a .mistake
10Husband was reading News paper in the drawing room .Suddenly he felt cold in his feet and found water was coming inside the house.He shouted -Wife replied from bath room-'I am just taking bath"
11.wife was driving and found the brake did not apply.She phoned her husband"dear the brake did not apply and I am in trouble"-husband-Oh God! I have forgotton to tell the workshop fellow to repair it. --"sorry"
12.seeing a new car-wife asked -"How could you get this new car? Husband replied"My second wife presented to me"
13,Husband and wife were attending a sermon in the church.Suddenly a man asked the husband"Is she your wife" -wife shouted -'How dare you are? the man replied" yesterday I saw this man with another lady"-Sorry"
14a sermon was going in full swing and finally the father said"What all you wanted you wll get".My God! "I AM satisfied" wife said-Husband asked " what was your wish" wife replied -"to get you hell"
15.A sermon was going in the church in full session-suddenly the father said"All your sins will get washed away"-wife said " I have not committed any sin-except one"
husband asked " what" " marrying this man"
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