26.cat and mouse were playing-finally cat told mouse -" I am tired of you"-the mouse replied-" me too"
27In a mental hospital one patient was shouting -" I am the most intelligent man in the world"-the doctor said-"that is why you are here"
28.In a mental hospital a patient was saying-"I am driving a plane and I am doing 22,ooo feet above the ground" doctor -Ye! now you have landed" and put him in the cell.
29.In a mental hospital one patient was shouting-"I loved my wife so much"-the doctWhator 'that is why you are here"-go to the cell.
30A teacher asked a student-" What is the height of Himalayas"pat came the reply-Sir i have not gone there."
31.The teacher said -" students you should be kind hearted-If some body beats you on one cheek you should show the other"-pat came the reply -Sir let me make a trial.
32,The teacher said " All human beings have equal brain"-suddenly one student stood up and said -"except one"-What?-student- " that is you"
33The teacher was taking class and suddelnly the headmster came and said" Here you have a good teacher-pointing to the teacher.Students-"Yes sir-we know him already"-"How"-students-"He always allowed us to sleep in the class."
34What a wonder! What a wonder! the wife said-Husband-" What happened?-Wife said-"At last the receipe came ok"
35One lady office assistant said ,rolling on the bed-"I do not feel sleepy at all"-Husband asked "Why"-She replied - I had a full session in the office already"
36A patient in the mental hospital was running very fast and was shouting "I am like
Dr. Rogger Banister"He was caught by the hospital assistance -the doctor said -"You were,probably"-but definitely-not now" and put him in his cell.
37Husband was eating and a piece of food was given to the dog also.Wife asked 'How is my receipe"-Husband replied-'My dog dog liked very much"
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ReplyDeleteFather and child jokes:
ReplyDelete1.F.why there is so much noise?ch.No noise Father,but only playing.Ha!Ha!
2.,F.Why do you fight?
ReplyDeleteCh.No fighting father.we are playing Rama Ravana game.ha!Ha!.
3. Father bought a toy train and chidren were playing,making huge noise"chukku.chukku!".,
ReplyDeleteF.Why so much noise?
Ch.Father,train cannot go without making noise!.Ha!Ha!.
4. Two children were fighting .One said "you fool"the other."you fool"
ReplyDelete,Mother came and said"exactly like father"Ha"Ha!