Friday, May 21, 2010

pammal hari-Hanquill-jokes

51.Wife said -"today is a good day" Husband replied"It can never be "-"why" asked wife-Husband
"to day is your birth day"

and asked wife ' Where is my purse" wife replied -"it is with me"- fighting started again.

53 Lovers were saying each other-"We will marry next week"the woman asked-"sure'the man replied.The week after he was on his way to another country.

54Wife asked "what do you think about beauty?Husband replied-"certainly it does not belong to you.

55May god help all" wife prayed-"No"-except you-replied husband

56Wife said "Here is a receipe for you,which you never tasted before" husband replied"Now a days I am short of memory"

57.Husband affectionately asked wife"What do you want"wife replied-"I want everything except you"

58.A mother was feeding her baby with a feeding bottle-suddenly a few drop of milk fell on her
she said-Oh god!(the drops of milk fell on her body was very hot. You could imagine the condition of the baby.

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