80.A teacher told students"Boys study well else your will be spoiled"-One student stood up and said_"What about girls sir
81.A teacher said "Time and tide will wait for no man"-One student_"Who else will wait sir"
82.Wife and Husband were rolling on the bed-Wife asked"I am not getting sleep-What shall I do?
Husband_"Just think about me "
83.A teacher asked students "What would you become when you grow up?Pat came the reply-"I Never become a teacher like you sir."
84.A musician was singing at his top suddenly a mosquito entered his mouth and therefore he started making inaudible noises.Audience"Now only you are singing well".
85.A lady was searching her chicken."No problem-we had already the dinner-said the neighbour.
86Wife told husband-"You should take apple from tomorrow onwards-Husband_Oh God! I am going to retire from tomorrow"
87.Teacher said"Knowledge is sky high"-One student -No sir only upto roof level"
88.Huband said"Now a days I get good sleep and I dream also. Wife asked May I know the reason.Husband"I dream I am with a beautiful woman 'Wife -"You"
89.Wife said "To day is a day of cleaning and I am going to throw away all unwanted things"Husband-Fine'-wife"-including you"
90.A bear occured in a forest and said"I am going to kill you "The man replied"You can do so-subejct to the condition that you will send me to heaven".
91 A rich man was having two wives-Both said-" We should live happily"one could not understand and asked "How".the other said"Killing this man"
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