17.wife told husband-"Honey-I made abeautiful receipe for you. Husband asked -"Where is it ? Wife replied " It is in the pan,but not coming out-"what" said husband.

18A lady was drowning shouting -Help! Help!-watching this a man said" No problem I will send and Angel for you"

19.a patient went to an eye doctor.What is your problem- asked the doctor.Patient said-At tmesI am unable to see". Doctor-" Ok let me examine.After examination the doctor said-"You have problem,and it costs Rs. 3000-.to cure it ."The patient replied : Now I am able to see -doctor" Thank you-he went away.

20.Hanging an Indian Map - a teacher asked a student "can you see India"-the student replied " Probably if I stand up on the bench"

21.A teacher was taking class. a student came late-Teacher shouted-"Why are you late"? Student replied -"sir I was not myself at all because yesterday i did not get proper sleep in the
class.

22.a teacher was a telling a story to students and asked a student-who was sleeping till then-"What happened then" -he woke up suddenly and said-sir "The End"t

23.A teacher was telling students-"today is an important day" Tell me why?-All students-"Today is a sleepless day in the class."

24.A new teacher came to a class and told the students-" I am like you and I was also a student
-Whoever wants to go out they can very well do so. All students went out.

25.In a combined class a teacher asked all girl students to stand up. All students stood up-saying -sir in the previous history class teacher told us that thiis is a democracy and all are treated equal.