jokes of pammal hari"hanquill"

39.An old was laughing violently.Another asked"What reason" Old man replied" I was just thinking about my wife"s recceipe"

40.A teacher cut a joke. No students laughed. One student stood up and said " what? our teacher atlast cut a joke-why can't we laugh?-all students stood up and laughed violently.

41.In a mental hospital- a patient said"Iam doing cycling and going very fast"-doctor said -you may fall down and pushed him into the cell

42In a mental hospital-a patient said"Earth is revolving" and another said "No Earth is stationary"
Argument went on.Seeing this doctor pushed them into the cell and said " you better find out from here"

43.A man was walking on the foot path. Suddenly a lady appeared and told him"I am you wife" Can't you recognize me"Pat came the reply"lady! Not now -probably in my next birth I will think it over.

44. A patient rushed to a doctor saying"Iam having killing pain" doctor asked him"Where" patient replied" I do not know"-doctor told him -"you better kill yourself"

45.In a mental hospital- a patient was shouting"Oh! -the sky is going to fall down!- doctor replied"Man -sky will never fall down_ you are going to fall down" and pushed him in his cell.

46.On Dec 31st-AWOMAN entered a bath room-finding out water is not coming out-she shouted
"Water is not coming out -Dear" Husband replied_"You better take bath next year"

47.A teacher was taking class-suddenly asked students"Do you know where you stand? A student replied -"between devil and deep sea"

48.A michevous boy was saying " I am going to become a doctor" father replied- "Fine"-Boy replied" let me start the experiment with you-nearing his father with a sharp paper knife."

49.A boss was saying to his wife-" I was not myself at all in my office"-wife asked-"Why dear"
He replied " My lady secretary did not come today"

50.Wife and husband were quarelling and finally taking two kitchen knives said"No problem"-We both can go to heaven together"

51 A father was teaching his son_"Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday-What next?-son replied happily
"my birth day"

52One tiger was telling another in a Zoo'shall we escape and go out" - the other said "YOU fool"-if you go out - human beings are there "You will be killed"

53.A Maths teacher was solving a problem and finally said"Have you understood the problem"One student stood up and said" No -Sir-I have not understood the problem-and continued"the problem lies in you not in Maths."

54.A chemistry teacher was conducting an experiment and finally asked the students"What is the answer"-One stood up and said: Sir it is in the tip of my tongue"-Pat came the reply-" the answer is arsenic-Don't swallow"

55.A teacher was taking poetry class-" the sky is blue.....etc."immedately one student said "Iam not sure Sir- because ,there is roof over me."