60.Lovers were driving very fast.suddenly his fiancee asked him to stop the car.After getting down ,she said " Now you can go and he started going -she shouted I have just removed the brake.
61.Husband said to wife"Yesterday I saw a beautiful woman "-wife"How dare you are"-Husband-"Honey you are the most beautiful woman in the world"
no man
62. Lovers were travelling in a boat-the girl said-"I am fed up with you -I am going to commit suicide"-the boy said"No problem-I will help you"
63.The teacher told students "Time and tide will wait for no man"-one student " my fiancee will wait for me sir"
64TheTeacher after solving a problem asked students -"What have you understood?-Tell me?
One student replied-"I have understood that you are a wrong man here"
65.Huband and wife were reading News paper-suddenly a man appeared.Husband-"How dare you are?- the man replied" just ask your wife"
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66.Wife said to husband-"To day is my birth day-Do you know"-Husband-"Now a days I am short of memories"
67.A train just started running-a lady was running to catch the train. After seeing the Guard she said "I came late-sorry".Guard said "If you entrain you will be "late" for ever"
68.A baby was about to fall in a bucket of water.Seeing this mother said "You fool you would have gone to hell-thank God".
69.One man was shouting on the foot path and pointing out a man"I am stronger than you"-the other man holding out a revolver said"I can make you the the strongest
70 Holding out a revolver, a lunatic man said"I am going to kill my girl friend"-snatching the revolver doctor said"that will never happen"
71.Husband and wife were walking on the foot path. Suddenly a lady appeared and kissed the husband-Wife asked "How dare" lady said "from tomorrow onwards I will be in your house-Do"nt worry.
72.a boy was playing with dolls. Seeing this father asked him "what are you doing? the boy replied"I am playing with dolls-one husband and two wives"- father-"What?
73. Wife was cooking -Husband asked"Honey What are you doing"?-Wife replied"I am trying a new receipe"-Husband_"then I will go to the nearest resturant.
74.A teacher was reading a lesson"a lady was coming on one side and a man was coming on the opposite side" suddenly a student stood up and said "Pl go faster sir"
75.A new teacher was supposed to come to the class.Before his coming the class was full of noise and they were fighting each other.Suddenly the new teacher came and shouted"What was going On here"-Students replied "sir we were just discussing as to how to receive you."
76.Wife said" Honey-I made a doll" and showing to husband she asked "How is it look like? Husband said "exactly like a monkey"-fine!
77.Two ladies were going and one man came opposite to them and stood near them.One lady said"He is my lover" -the other lady also said "for me too"
78.Husband said "to day coffee is fine " wife said -sorry Honey I made a mistake, I put salt instead of sugar"
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