jokes of pammal hari

38.A thief entered a bar and pointing out his gun said"all down".thebar man replied-"Not to day" my dear son.

39.watching her husband going with another woman-wife shouted_" How dare you love her".Husband replied"I always go by the principle - "love towards all".

40.A teacher came to the class and told students"You all stand up. One student was sitting-the teacher came to him-"What are you doing"?-Sir I am already standing( he was in half sleep).

41.An exam was going on. One student was keeping quiet.teacher asked" why are you not writing?
he replied-"Sir I am just thinking whether I would get a pass in the next year exam."

42.An exam was going on.One student was not writing-teacher came and asked "why are you not writing" -he replied" I always keep my results"

43Wife said -" in this Chrismas I have decided to condemn all my old things.Husband-"What"
replied wife-"including you"

44.Husband said" Iam an egoless man" wife asked "What"? husband replied"Let me get any lady
as my wife"

45.Husband and wife went to a shop.Wife picked up a "Monkey doll" and said "I like this very much" husband asked "What"? wife replied-"because it is like you"

46A patient went to a doctor and said " doctor- I shout at my wife quite often" doctor replied-" you better go to a vetenary doctor"
47.A musician was about to start a concert.He openend his mouth AND said"Ah! Ah! -suddenly a cluster of beas entered his mouth.He could not even open his mouth.