Nature"s Gift:

Brushing the shoulders one another,
on the river banks of Cauvery river,
lies the Garden of Plantain Trees,
basking in Sun Llight and beckoning,
the river waters an breezy air.

Fluttering and Producing tumultuous music,
the plantain leaves bestows only,
lung activating fresh air and fresh air,
the small, the dwarf. the medium and tallest,
sizes produce only scattered greeney.

The cocoon typed flowers,producing their beautious existence,
bearing the  God given nector,
beckons the bees to have their field day,
 to drink the nector as much as they can.

The sweety fruits of plantain in thir youngish look,
along with their half ripen yellow fellow beings,
droop down to the earth,
only to remind-the more we bear the more we have.
All of them have only one motto in life,
to serve the humanity wit fruits and leaves.

How did we grow? the question asked repeatedly?
but the tired   and the weary farmer knows the answer.
Are we the result of sweat bearing hard work,
Yeh! Yeh!-the answering goes.
Hearing always the tumultuous music of river cauvery,
and enjoying the breezy atmosphere.
Can we call ourselves-as Natures"Gift?

By hanquill-Pammal hari

TRAIN JOURNEY JOKES;-

1. One rich woman was sitting in the A/C compartment and she was not getting sufficent A/C.She said" Sweating! Sweating!- the co-passenger said-"It is good for your  health>"_ Ha! Ha!

2.A man was sitting and spat outside suddenly.-it splashed on the face of the man behind-He said-" He! Today is not Holi"-remember.Ha! Ha!

3.Two children were fighting each other - One said"Sop" aand the other also said"Stop".their mother said"Stop"Accidently the train stopped .Ha Ha!

4.One man was hearing music in his cell phone-it was playing_Porum Porum"-co-passengers said -He! "it is applicable to you-pl note.Ha! Ha!

5.One humorous fellow got in C1 compartment and said-"I could see only one-C1.-Ha! Ha!

6.One was talking in a cell phone and was telling the other-B-for..,F- for Fools-
Co-passanger said He! Be careful Ha! Ha!

7.Two babies were crying violently- the man opposite seat asked their mother -"are they Geminians?"Ha! Ha!

8. After seeing a drink,Two Calorie watchers were arguing- one said-"it is 50 no no, the other said it is 70.The man opposite to them said-NO No it is Rs 15/-  only.Ha! Ha!

9. Husband and wife were travelling-Wife was sleeping-coffee fellow came"coffee  Coffee"-Husband ordered a cofffee and asked his wife-What about you?-Wife said I had coffee in my dream-Ha! Ha1

10.One man was carrying two heavy suitcases  and placed over the passenger"s head.-The affected man said -"if it falls?".The other said_No problem you will reach the destination properly.."-Ha! Ha!

11.Two lovers were travelling-They said-" on reaching destination we will marry".Suddenly an announcement came-"The train is 2 hrs late".The lady fiancee said-I won"t marry". Lover said"Why?"  the fiancee  replied "Muhurtham will be over and hence...."-Ha! Ha!

12.A non-stop train was passing through all stations-
 one said"Non_stop Nonsense."-Ha! Ha!

13.One fellow was drinking coffee and caughed  and splashed on allothers._ He said "equal treatment to all"-Ha! Ha!

14A travelling train stopped suddenly and halted-One fellow -"when will  we reach the destination.--The other said_ It seems never,..."-Ha! Ha!

15. One man while eating asked_"what day is today?"-the other"Monday".-the man_"Oh God! Monday I used to do fasting"._ Ha! Ha

By hanquill  pammal hari.

.Train Journey Jokes:-
4.A Passenger with big mustache was  drinking coffee an was flowing down from mouth to stomuch .The man opposite to him said-"Oh! God! River Ganga flowing._Ha! Ha!

5.One fellow was talking over phone and suddenly he said"Don"t  play with me" and sudddenly moved his hand,which touched the co-passsenger-He said" You can play with your friend, not with me"_Ha! Ha!

6.A young man was standing and opposite to him a lady was sitting.The lady got up,suddenly the driver applied the brake-because of that she banged  on the man and hugged him and said-Oh! My God.-Ha! Ha!

7.One man was sitting and ordered a "a coffee without sugar" to the service boy.-He said" OK-I will bring the "without"-Ha! Ha!

8.A lady was in half sleep and suddenly there was a big jolt in the train-she suddenly got up and said"Who disturbed my sleep"-Ha! Ha!

9. A man was sleeping and disturbing the co-passenger violently.The Co-passanger touched him and said-"Have a peaceful sleep"-Ha! Ha!

10.A train was going to Bangalore-Jolarpet station came and left-One man missed the  station-suddenly he got up and was about to jump.The co-paasenger said-He! Be careful you will  reach the wrong destination>Ha! Ha!

11.A baby was cryiing violently and lady could not control .The opposite man said"May I make an effort" She said OK.He showed his bearded face , close to the baby.The baby stopped crying instantly.-Ha! Ha!

12.Two seats were vacant and a lady was occupyig both the seats and was sleeping.A man came  and told the lady to  get up.,as it is his seat.She got up and said" I was just  lying on you."( she was poor in English)-Ha! Ha1

13 Two ladies were occupying two seats close to each other-one was very beautiful and the other ugly.The man opposite to them said" It all happens"-Ha! Ha!

14.A man occupied two seats fully and was singing "Ulagam poranthathu Enakkaha"-One man came and said-"He! not only for you"-Ha! Ha1

15.One lady was reading a novel loudly-suddenly she read"I will do justice".-the man next to her said-" you may doso,but not at the cost of others."

TRAIN JOURNEY JOKES:-

1Just outside the coach  "s Reservation Chart husband and Wife wee standing.husband said"I am 48.A man came and after seeing the chart said"Iam 48".Then both said-"How possible"-- the other said-"No problem-48 is my age.-Ha! Ha1

2.Noon meal is to be served in a compartment.One passager-seat no 50 and after ordering the he changed the seat to accomodate co-passenger.The original man ordered NV meal.The boy came and gave the plate to the sitiing man.After tasting the food, he found the taste was entirely different.(it was an NV MEAL AND NOT Veg meal-he started spitting.-poor fellow.Ha! Ha!

3.One lady passenger was reading Perry Mason Novel-and as given there she read_"I will kill you".The man next to her was in half asleep and hearing this he woke up and started shouting "Who is going to kll me?
all laughed Ha! Ha!

Doctor- patient Jokes- by hanquill-pammal hari:-1

1. A Patient"-Doctor-"I could see only at times. Doctor-No problem-You should see only  when my bill is      ready"-Ha! Ha1

2. A patient-'Doctor-"People say I got an incurable disease.Doctor-"Then you have to go to a temple -not here.Ha! Ha!

3.A patient - Doctor "I get pain in my left and right hand alternatively. Doctor-" No problem-I will give you left and right,you will be alright._Ha! Ha!

4.A patient-Doctor-my stomuch is full of pain.Doctor-"No room for food?'-Ha! Ha!

5.A patient-Doctor-Nowadays I don't quarrel with my wife. Why?.Doctor-Show my bill to her -you will see the result.Ha! Ha!

6.A patient.Doctor-now a days I limp.Doctor-"Take this medecine-you will be limping back to normalcy.-Ha! Ha1

7. Doctor-people say Iam ego centred.Doctor  -No probelm-Take this medicine-you will be off centre.-Ha! Ha1

8.A patient-Doctor-"At times I feel flying" Doctor-"see my bill. You will be grounded .Ha! Ha1

9.A patient-Doctor -My wife says I am a fool. Doctor-"Defenitely,that is why you are here,-Ha1 Ha!

10.A paient - doctor-My son is studying for lawyer-at times he says-Your Honour! Your Honour!-Doctor-""You are honoured"-Go! -Ha! Ha!

11.A patient- at times I feel " I don"t know. What should I do? -Doctor-Pl see my bill.  You will know what you should do.-Ha! Ha1

12.A paatient.-Doctor-"My wife says I am height of innosense.- Doctor-"That is why you are here.-Go Go-Ha1 Ha!

13.A patient-Doctor-"Now a days I caugh a lot"-Doctor-"Pl pay my bill-you will caugh up.-Ha Ha!

By Hanquuill

PAMMAL HARI-(HANQUILL) APHORIsms;-

1.Wonderful is world.
Wonder is life.

2.Birds f;ly high.
Thoughts(good) also fly high

3.God is wonder
Life is also wonder.

4.Hard work pays.
Hardly work spends

5.Green is beautiful
green life is also beautiful.

6.Early to bed, and early to rise make a man healthy wealthy and happy life.

7.Kind wife gives life.
Kind mind also gives life.

8.Fear is illusion
Undaunted is real.

9.Water finds its own level
Contended nind also finds its own level.

10.Fear is fearful
fearless is wonderful

11.Running is good
Runaway is bad.

12.Routine pays
Routineless spends.

13.water wets
wet mind flows.

14.Poverty is unbearable.
Novelty is also unbearable.

15.Watch shows time.
watch in life cautions.

16.Showing is good
Showing off is bad.

17.Prostration pardons
frustration kills.

18.Wonder produces happiness.
Ponder also produces happiness

19.Animals obey Nature
Man disobeys Nature.

20.Never do wrong things
ever do right things.

21Full vessel makes noise
Emty vessel makes all noise.

22.Nature gives
Mature alo gives

23.Knowledge creats
Wisdom implements.

24.Birds soar high
Kindness also soar high

25.Goodness prevails everything
calmness prevails in goodness

26.Kindness gathers people
arrogance drives people

27.whatever possible do
whatever impossible do not do.

28.Immediate action necessary
Reassuring should follow

29Uprightness Pays
crookedness kills.

30.Regurality pays
Irregurality kills.

31.Storm devastates
Turbulent mind also devastates.

32Hurried action leads no-where
Un-hurried action leads everywhere.

33.The Sun shines
Sons should shine.

34Clouds gather to rain
Good thoughts gather to shine

35Good man gets every thing
Badman gets nothing

36.Past is past
present is present-Be present.

37.Blame on others kills
Fame on others pays.

38.Blame game not good
Fame game good.

39.Bravery pays
Bribery kills.

40Life is wonderful.
Provided we make it.

41.Hard work pays
Tady work kills.

42.Never do wrong things
Never do right thing wrongly.

43.Child like is good
childish is bad.

44.Never do unwanted things
Ever do wanted things

45.God manifests in everything
Realise it.

46.To the advantage of one and to the disadvantage of many(Present day Politics.

47.Pl remember:
One who knows- not is a knows not-shun him
One who knows-not and knows that he is a knows-not-correct him
One who knows and knows that he knows-follow him-he is a leader.

By hanquill.



 

HANQUILL"S APHORISMS:-
1. Truth_ What existed

2.Money:- Progressive inhumanism.

3.Beauty:-to enjoy keeping at a distance.

4.Politics:- Not for Noblemen.

5.Honesty: A thing alien to-day

6.Promise:- what is never kept

7.Virtue:- what is totally outdated.

8.Faith: A non-existant.

9.Minister:-A man surrounded by muscle men

10.Marriage A tie for tomorrow.

11.Blunder:- Common parlance.

12.Mistake: What is taken for granted

13.Enjoyment:-An Action at others"s cost

14.Cleverness:-escaping and pulling down others.

15.Public servant:- A man destined for gratification.

16.Servant:- Who is waiting to strike his master.

17.Boss:-A symbol of  idiotism.

18.Worker:-Who never works.

19.A college student:-A deliquent youth.

20.Bus:-Meant for un-safest travel.

21Sanyasi:- Areligious man of  ill-fame.

22.Preacher:- One who never practices.

23.Student:- One who studies with more of other activities

24.Courtesy:-What is alien to day.

25.Advantage:- order of today.

26.Vanity:-existence of to-day.

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36. A class was in progress-suddenly a cat came and stared all_student-"Now the cat is out of the bag"

37. One student was crying in the class-Teacher-"Wh do you cry?-Student- " I can"t bear you lecture any more"-all laughed.

38.Teacher -" What the news students?-Students-"  your Presence"-all laughed.

39. A class was in progress-One student was thinking something else.-Teacher came to him and asked-"Where are you"- Suddenly the  student woke up and said-"defenitely not in the class"- all laughed-Ha! Ha!

40.Teacher -"what is the difference between -"T and Tea"- Student-" I know- " letter and spirit"- all laughed Ha! Ha!

41.In a class-teacher asked students to write an essay and started sleeping-When he woke up he found that  there was no body in the class-What? he found all have gone  since the  college is closed-Ha! Ha!

42. In a class two students were fighting and he watched and said"Survival of the fittest"-all laughed Ha! Ha!

43Teacher-" I want peace"- Students "Granted"-Ha! Ha!

44,Pointing to a student teacher asked'What didi I say in the previous class?"The student-"sir I was in my previous class"-Ha! Ha1

45.Teacher-"Today and never"-Student-"Today and ever we make noise"-Ha! Ha!

46 Teacher asked a student"Why do you make noise always?" student-:"Father told me never yield"-Ha! Ha!

47.Teacher - "Will you remember me after leaving the college? Studens-"How can we forget you?"-Ha! Ha!

48.One student cried- all joined.  Teacher asked " What happened? - Students " You only said-"Unity is the best policy"-Ha! Ha1

49.Teacher "What makes wonder?" Students-Attending your class"- all laughed. Ha! Ha!

50.In a Biology Class teacher was teaching about snakes-suddenly a snake appeared-Teacher-"Now we have practical."-all laughed.

college jokes:-

12. Teacher read"-war and Peace are part of  the history"-student-"Sir-No exception to our class"-Ha! Ha!

13.One teacher said-"I don"t like students being taken into task"-student-"we also don"t like teachers being taken into......"-Ha! Ha!

14.One student came late to th class_ Teacher"Why you are  late?-Student-" studying too much" Teacher-"Wonder! Ha! Ha!

15.Teacher " I am going to retire tomorrow"- students-"atleast in future you will have peace"-all laughed Ha! Ha!

16.Principal came to the class- looking intently he asked a student"Do you study well? " I don"t know sir"-Ha! Ha!

17.Teacher-" Students now onwards we should forget everything"-students-" including studies?-Ha! Ha!

18 A teacher in a class came to the last tow and saw a student was drawing his fiancees" figure-On seeing that teacher said_" I think you are making plans for the future"-Ha! Ha!

19.In a chemistry class the teacher asked" Which is the most poisonous thing in the world? One studet - "You"- sir -Ha! Ha!

20.A teacher said-" Students now onwards you should study well"-Suddenly principal appeared and asked the teacher -"What you have been doing all these days"-Ha! Ha!

21.Teacher was reading a passage_" Clever students were preparing for the exams"-One student"Sir -this is not applicable to me"-Ha! Ha!

22.teacher-"I am happy the hall is full to-day. One student-"Sir- last years students also joined"-all laughed Ha! Ha!.

23.Teacher was  reading a passage"She was shining like  the Moon"-One student-"Sir-Did Armstrong Smith saw?" Ha! Ha!

24.In the midst of the class teacher said"What a wonder! What a wonder!

student"What?"

Teacher-" you people are keeping quite"! Ha! Ha!

25.Teacher said-"Sorry I have staumuch ache -Student-" But we have head-ache" Ha! Ha!

26.a class was in full swing. The principal was watching un-noticingly.Teacher said " Mind you- you can"t take things for granted" Our  Principal is a very strict man" Anybody making noise he will come and kill you" Suddenly principal came and said" pointing to the teacher -"I won"t kill them, but you"- all laughed.

27.Teacher "What you will do during holidays? One student_Sir I will dream enjoying a class without you."Ha! Ha!

28.A teacher who was a prestigious man said" Students-You know I am a man of words"-One student-"We know sir" we have no words to express! all laughed Ha! Ha!

29. Teacher said-"Time and tide will wait for no man"- Students-" we will wait for another teacher to come " all laughed Ha! Ha!

30.Teacher " Today is Monday"-One student -We know sir-tomorrow is Tuesday-all laughed Ha! Ha!

31.Teacher -" your principal is a good man" Student-" unlike you sir"-all laughed Ha! Ha!

32 Teacher-"I will never forget you"-Student-" we are no as bad..."- all laughed Ha! Ha!

33 Teacher-"Today morning I quarelled with my wife and that is why...".Students " No problem you are in order today -Ha! Ha!

34.One student came late to the class .Teacher-"Why late". Student-" Sir -I go on the principle-" Better be late than never" Ha! Ha!

COLLEGE JOKES:-

1.Teacher came to a class and said-"To-day weare goig to  make a study on Gandhiji"-Immediately one stood up and said"Sir-Please- he was a good man"-all laughed-Ha! Ha !

2.-Teacher said" I cannot  see properly the back  benchers.  Pat came the reply"Sir -pl we have our own activities here-pl don"t disturb."-Ha! Ha!

3.A lady lecturer was pretending that she was always  for jokes-she made a joke-Unfortunately no body did laugh.She got angry and said"Why can"t you laugh? All laughed-Ha! Ha!

4.Teacher said-"Boys take care of your studies-exam is nearing:-One stood  up and said"What about girls?-Ha! Ha!

5.Teacher started reading a passage-"Rome was not built in a day"-One stood up and asked"What about Chennai?-Ha! Ha!

6.Teacher told students"Students-I am out of tune to-day"-Students-" No problem sir -we have our own tunes"-Ha! Ha!

7.Teacher-"Girls- you can be models for boy students"-Boys-Sir -they are already models-(for reality show)

8.Teacher-"Whcih is the most difficult thing in the world?-Students-"to become a student in your class"-Ha! Ha!

9. Teacher was reading a passage-" A thief entered a house and found nothing"-students " like your brain -sir"-Ha! Ha!

10.Teacher was reading a passage_" Yesterday was  really a good day-One student "I cannot predict to-day"-Ha! Ha!

11.One student was making lot of noise and teacher got wild and said"I think you have come to the wrong place .The student replied - " You also"-Ha! Ha!

DOCTOR PATIENT JOKES;-

1.A villager went to a doctor- and told him about his problem-the doctor wrote down the list of medicines nd gave to him telling that this should be taken thrice daily.Impicitely the patient tore the prescription into pieces and  consumed thrice daily.My God! he got cured-this actuallyhappened-as reprted in a news paper.-Ha!Ha!

2.A patient went to a doctor and told him that he is short of hearing at times-Doctor replied"I know I know-you won"t hear, when I tell you about my fees."-Ha Ha!

3.One patient to the doctor-"Doctor ,I find difficulty in walking"-"Doctor-Then how did you come here?'-He replied "I was told that you give free consultation, that iswhy.."-ha! Ha!

4.Patient to the doctor-"doctor at times I find  short of memory and even forget my wife" s name.Doctor replied-"you are blessed-at least at times"-Ha! Ha!

5.A patient to the doctor-"Doctor I have pain all over the body" Doctor replied-"Sorry, I cannot spend so much time"-Ha! Ha!

6.An 85 kg patient went to a doctor-"Doctor now a days I find difficulty in eating" doctor replied"You are blessed"-Go"-Ha! Ha!

7.A patient went to a doctor"Doctor my hair is getting grey" Pl cure-Doctor" Pl stop ageing- go"-Ha! Ha!

8, A patient to the doctor"Doctor-"now a days I quarrel with my wife"-Doctor-You are blessed-Go"-Ha! Ha!.Ha!

9.Patient to the doctor"Doctor-pl keep guessing"-Go-Ha! Ha!

10 A patient to the doctor" My hands are full of pain"-Doctor-"Pl find out anything else is left in your hands.-Go"

11.A patient to the doctor-"Doctor I am full of pains" -Doctor "Iam also"-Go -Ha! Ha!

12.Patient to doctor_Doctor,I have pain head to toe"-Doctor-"pl find out any part left out.-Ha! Ha!

13Patient to the doctor "Doctor-Now a days I get a desire I want everything"-Doctor no problem-Pl collect the bill,...and Go"-Ha! Ha!

25.A concert was in full session-two fellows started fighting each other for a seat and making noise-it reached the vocalist-he started singing-" apparam paakkalam ippo vendaam"-all laughed.

26.In a concert the vocalist started the famous song"Paattum Naane Bhaavamum Naane"-one fellow stood up and said"Defenitely not you"-all laughed-Ha! Ha!

27.An insentient rasika entered through the back  entrance,disturbing all rows and finally sat in the front row.Unable to digest, the fellow next to him told him"there is still room on the dias"-he felt ashamed and became small.-Ha! Ha!

28.A rasika has been attending concerts for years ans still he had no idea of any raga or thaala.In one concert the singer was singing the most popular raaga"Thodi"- Full of anxiety,the particular rasika stood up and asked the singer "What is the raaga".Unable to digest the vocalist replied" in noway connected with you".full of shame he sat down..Ha! Ha!

29.In  a concert the vocalist was singing a raaga.Thougha seasoned   rasika he got only half baked knowledge.He told the man next to him-"this raaga..."Is it not like"(he could not complete).Unable to digest the man next to him told"as far as you are concerned it does not  make any difference" he kept quite full of shame.-Ha! Ha!

30.In  music concerts at times the Ghatam vidvwan used to throw the Ghatam up and would catch with deliggence. Seeing this a cricket rasika said"What a catch".

31  A lady singer started singing "Ennai pole oruvan.." one fellow stood up and said"How is it possible?

32 A lady singe was singing and because of revolving fan, her sari pallu was flying-she was singing"Parakkum paavai naan"-Ha! Ha!

33.an 85 year old singer started singing"Ilamayil Azhaku UnduHa! Ha!

34.A vocalist  was singing,keeping his Guru"s photo in front of him,On and off he used to touch Guru"s photo and paid obeisance.(In other wards he was making his guru responsible for what all mistakes he commitsHa! Ha!

35.One singer started singing-"Eppo Varu vaaro"- one fellow stood up and said-"Don"t worry he will never turn up(Such is his anger)--all laughed-Ha! Ha!

36.One vocalist started singing-"Paalum thenum Kalanthu"-immediately the sabha secretary stood up and said-He! we cannot give you all these>"-all laughed-Ha! Ha!

37.In olden days male singers used to have"tout" or "kudumi"-a singer was singing"Maan Aada Mayil aada"-one fellow stood up and said "Your kudumi aada"-all laughed-Ha! Ha!

38.One singer was singing"Enakku Marupiravi vendaam"- one rasika said to another" Ok Ok we have enough of you."-Ha! Ha!

39.One vocalist was singing"Thedi Thedi Alainthene" -one fellow stood up and said " we know you won"t get the right thing"

40. 30 years ago a violin solo concert was in full swing..A lorry went on the road near to the sabha -hornin"Poing  Poing".The violinist immediately made the very same sound "Poing Poing"- all laughed.Ha! Ha!

41.In a concert a singer started singing "Ulakil  Nallathum Undu Kettathum Undu"-one fellow stood up and said"that is why we are keeping quite"-Ha! Ha!

42.Pointing to the sruti vocalist said"Neeye Enakku Athaaram"-one said"we know we know"- all laughed Ha! Ha!

43.Pointing to the sruti vocalist  sang"Unnai Vittu Piriya Maatten- one said"that is not appicable to you.".Ha Ha!

44.Vocalist sang"Ithu samayam alla"-one said " we know we know" but still we came.-Ha! Ha!

45.vocalist sang-"Ulakathai Alappathu Kadinam"-one said -"but you have measured the entire stage by you movements."-Ha ! Ha!

46.vocalist sang-Maname Kalangathe"-one said" we know" that is why we are here.

47.Vocalist sang_"thaamatham eno"-one said_"mor late more benefit"for us.-Ha1 Ha1

48Vocalist sang-"Enna Vanthaalum naan Unnai vida maatten"-one said -"We know we know" we are helpless"-Ha Ha!

49.Vocalist sang-"Marupadiyum  Varuven"-one said-He! pl don"t.....-Ha1 Ha!

50.vocalist sang "Innam Orutharam - one said "Never Never" this is the first and last.-Ha Ha!

12. A vocalist was singing very badly-he started singing-"Ennai Retchi Muruga"-one rasika stood up and said-'Not you" but we ours"-to hear your concert.-every one laughed violently.Ha! Ha!

13.A vocalist was singing with much difficulty-he sang-"Va Va"-one rasika stood up and shouted Don"t worry-Muruga will defenitely come and help you.-Ha! Ha!

14A Music concert was in progress-suddenly a rat appeared on the dias-seeing that the vocalist siad-"Ye! you are an un-invited audience-pl go"-every one laughed.-Ha! Ha!

15.A veena concert was in progress- the lady artist found difficulty in playing because of pain in her  fingers-but even then she was playing and as a result producing apaswarams.-One fellow stood up and said-"He!  we know you are in pains-but pl remember we are also .."-all laughed-Ha! Ha!

16A vocalist was trying to reach the top pitch-but even after making 2 or 3 attempts he  could not make it .An impatient rasika got up and yelled"He! even if you try 100 times we know you won"t succeed.-Ha! Ha!

17.A vocalist was singing very badly and at a particular point he forgot the next line and stopped suddenly.One impatient rasika-"He! No problem- we are saved"-all laughed-Ha! Ha!

18.A concert was in full session-suddenly a cat appeared on the dias and was mewing-vocalist said-"thank God I got the right tune"-all laughed Ha! Ha!

19.A concert was going-suddenly one rasika stood up and shouted"we are unable to hear"-the fellow next to him said-He! I was dreaming wonderfully -why do you disturb me?

20.One rasika was enjoying the concert and while doing so,he started making wiolent movements-the fellow next to him said -He! PL GIVE ROOM FOR OTHERS ALSO."-all laughed. Ha! Ha!

21.One rasika before staritng the concert said"Oh! God! I have forgotton to bring my hearng aid- and said "No problem-still I can enjoy the concert.-Ha!Ha!

22.A concert was in full session-One fellow laughed suddenly and violently.The fellow next to him asked him-He! pl let me know the reason-so that let me also enjoy.-Ha! Ha!

23A singer started singing "-Eppadi than solvatho"-one fellow stood up and said" No problem simply go ahead."

24.A concert was in full session-the singer started singing"Krishnan vanthaan"-one fellow, a  stanch Krishna
bhaktha was in half sleep-suddenly he woke up and shouted 'Where Where?-all laughed-Ha! Ha!

pammalhari jokesforall occassions

Music Jokes;-

1.A Music concert was about to start,the vocalist-started tuning his voice---"Sa Sa".Immedaitely a rasika in front row got up and said -Oh! Vocalist-what didi you see?( he meant saw}

2.A  vocalist was about to start- vocalist tuned--Sa Ri"--Imediately, somebody got up and said "My dear ,everything is ok-Pl start  immediately>"(He meant Sa Ri means OK}Ha! Ha!

3.A concert was about to start-the vocalist with promise uttered and yelled"Sa Ni"-a rasika got up and said Ye! why you are yelling SaNi(He meant the star Sa Ni}Ha! Ha!

4.A concert was about to start-vocalist yelled-Sa Pa .." a rasika stood up and said Oh! dearD'ont worry-you will have meals-( he meant -Sa Pa Du) Ha! Ha!

5.A concert was going in full swing-at some point in the seating there was disturbance and the noise even reached the vocalist.He immediately started singing"Villayada Ithu Nerama".there was pin drop silence aft                                                                               erwards.(Actually this happened in Krishna Gana Sabha in Mah. Santhanam concert and he only sang like this-what a clever man he was.}Ha! Ha!

6.A concert was about to start-the vocalist started clearing his throat  and by opening his mouth one or two times.Suddenly a bunch of mosquitoes gushed in his throat-poor fellow he started making in- audible sounds and stopped singing abruptly. and the concert was cancelled.{ this happened really}Ha! Ha!

7.A vocalist started singing-Asai Mukham Marandu pooche"--A rasika stood up and said-He! this is not the time to say all these( he meant.....}Ha! Ha!

8.A solo viol;in concert was in full swing-suddenly the string of the violin broke and he stopped instantly and said-"the train got derailed suddenly -engineers are on the way"-he made it alright  and the concert continued..Ha! Ha!

9.A lady vocalist came and sat on the dias. Immedaitely one fellow in the front row said-"Oh God !(she was in her full make up) but she heard this and shouted back to the man-He! Iam not God I am only a vocalist.Every one laughed.Ha! Ha!   

10.A beautiful lady vocalist was singing-two lady rasikas in the fornt row started arguing-one said she must be forty only-the other said No No" She must be only 35 years. It reached the ears of the lady singer-she shot back pointing to the ladies-He! friends I will clear your doubt defenitely after the concert.Pl listlen".They got ashamed.-Ha! Ha!

11.A violinist was sitting close to the vocalist and was playing violently and.at a given point his bow struck the body of the vocalist.The vocalist said-He! I know you are a famous violinist covering length and breadth of the country, but I am not aware -you are to this extent"Poor fellow he stopped suddenly and became nervous.-Ha ! Ha!

ByHanquill-PammalHariharan.