Doctor- patient Jokes- by hanquill-pammal hari:-1

1. A Patient"-Doctor-"I could see only at times. Doctor-No problem-You should see only  when my bill is      ready"-Ha! Ha1

2. A patient-'Doctor-"People say I got an incurable disease.Doctor-"Then you have to go to a temple -not here.Ha! Ha!

3.A patient - Doctor "I get pain in my left and right hand alternatively. Doctor-" No problem-I will give you left and right,you will be alright._Ha! Ha!

4.A patient-Doctor-my stomuch is full of pain.Doctor-"No room for food?'-Ha! Ha!

5.A patient-Doctor-Nowadays I don't quarrel with my wife. Why?.Doctor-Show my bill to her -you will see the result.Ha! Ha!

6.A patient.Doctor-now a days I limp.Doctor-"Take this medecine-you will be limping back to normalcy.-Ha! Ha1

7. Doctor-people say Iam ego centred.Doctor  -No probelm-Take this medicine-you will be off centre.-Ha! Ha1

8.A patient-Doctor-"At times I feel flying" Doctor-"see my bill. You will be grounded .Ha! Ha1

9.A patient-Doctor -My wife says I am a fool. Doctor-"Defenitely,that is why you are here,-Ha1 Ha!

10.A paient - doctor-My son is studying for lawyer-at times he says-Your Honour! Your Honour!-Doctor-""You are honoured"-Go! -Ha! Ha!

11.A patient- at times I feel " I don"t know. What should I do? -Doctor-Pl see my bill.  You will know what you should do.-Ha! Ha1

12.A paatient.-Doctor-"My wife says I am height of innosense.- Doctor-"That is why you are here.-Go Go-Ha1 Ha!

13.A patient-Doctor-"Now a days I caugh a lot"-Doctor-"Pl pay my bill-you will caugh up.-Ha Ha!

By Hanquuill