TRAIN JOURNEY JOKES;-

1. One rich woman was sitting in the A/C compartment and she was not getting sufficent A/C.She said" Sweating! Sweating!- the co-passenger said-"It is good for your  health>"_ Ha! Ha!

2.A man was sitting and spat outside suddenly.-it splashed on the face of the man behind-He said-" He! Today is not Holi"-remember.Ha! Ha!

3.Two children were fighting each other - One said"Sop" aand the other also said"Stop".their mother said"Stop"Accidently the train stopped .Ha Ha!

4.One man was hearing music in his cell phone-it was playing_Porum Porum"-co-passengers said -He! "it is applicable to you-pl note.Ha! Ha!

5.One humorous fellow got in C1 compartment and said-"I could see only one-C1.-Ha! Ha!

6.One was talking in a cell phone and was telling the other-B-for..,F- for Fools-
Co-passanger said He! Be careful Ha! Ha!

7.Two babies were crying violently- the man opposite seat asked their mother -"are they Geminians?"Ha! Ha!

8. After seeing a drink,Two Calorie watchers were arguing- one said-"it is 50 no no, the other said it is 70.The man opposite to them said-NO No it is Rs 15/-  only.Ha! Ha!

9. Husband and wife were travelling-Wife was sleeping-coffee fellow came"coffee  Coffee"-Husband ordered a cofffee and asked his wife-What about you?-Wife said I had coffee in my dream-Ha! Ha1

10.One man was carrying two heavy suitcases  and placed over the passenger"s head.-The affected man said -"if it falls?".The other said_No problem you will reach the destination properly.."-Ha! Ha!

11.Two lovers were travelling-They said-" on reaching destination we will marry".Suddenly an announcement came-"The train is 2 hrs late".The lady fiancee said-I won"t marry". Lover said"Why?"  the fiancee  replied "Muhurtham will be over and hence...."-Ha! Ha!

12.A non-stop train was passing through all stations-
 one said"Non_stop Nonsense."-Ha! Ha!

13.One fellow was drinking coffee and caughed  and splashed on allothers._ He said "equal treatment to all"-Ha! Ha!

14A travelling train stopped suddenly and halted-One fellow -"when will  we reach the destination.--The other said_ It seems never,..."-Ha! Ha!

15. One man while eating asked_"what day is today?"-the other"Monday".-the man_"Oh God! Monday I used to do fasting"._ Ha! Ha

By hanquill  pammal hari.