Music Jokes;-
1.A Music concert was about to start,the vocalist-started tuning his voice---"Sa Sa".Immedaitely a rasika in front row got up and said -Oh! Vocalist-what didi you see?( he meant saw}
2.A vocalist was about to start- vocalist tuned--Sa Ri"--Imediately, somebody got up and said "My dear ,everything is ok-Pl start immediately>"(He meant Sa Ri means OK}Ha! Ha!
3.A concert was about to start-the vocalist with promise uttered and yelled"Sa Ni"-a rasika got up and said Ye! why you are yelling SaNi(He meant the star Sa Ni}Ha! Ha!
4.A concert was about to start-vocalist yelled-Sa Pa .." a rasika stood up and said Oh! dearD'ont worry-you will have meals-( he meant -Sa Pa Du) Ha! Ha!
5.A concert was going in full swing-at some point in the seating there was disturbance and the noise even reached the vocalist.He immediately started singing"Villayada Ithu Nerama".there was pin drop silence aft erwards.(Actually this happened in Krishna Gana Sabha in Mah. Santhanam concert and he only sang like this-what a clever man he was.}Ha! Ha!
6.A concert was about to start-the vocalist started clearing his throat and by opening his mouth one or two times.Suddenly a bunch of mosquitoes gushed in his throat-poor fellow he started making in- audible sounds and stopped singing abruptly. and the concert was cancelled.{ this happened really}Ha! Ha!
7.A vocalist started singing-Asai Mukham Marandu pooche"--A rasika stood up and said-He! this is not the time to say all these( he meant.....}Ha! Ha!
8.A solo viol;in concert was in full swing-suddenly the string of the violin broke and he stopped instantly and said-"the train got derailed suddenly -engineers are on the way"-he made it alright and the concert continued..Ha! Ha!
9.A lady vocalist came and sat on the dias. Immedaitely one fellow in the front row said-"Oh God !(she was in her full make up) but she heard this and shouted back to the man-He! Iam not God I am only a vocalist.Every one laughed.Ha! Ha!
10.A beautiful lady vocalist was singing-two lady rasikas in the fornt row started arguing-one said she must be forty only-the other said No No" She must be only 35 years. It reached the ears of the lady singer-she shot back pointing to the ladies-He! friends I will clear your doubt defenitely after the concert.Pl listlen".They got ashamed.-Ha! Ha!
11.A violinist was sitting close to the vocalist and was playing violently and.at a given point his bow struck the body of the vocalist.The vocalist said-He! I know you are a famous violinist covering length and breadth of the country, but I am not aware -you are to this extent"Poor fellow he stopped suddenly and became nervous.-Ha ! Ha!
ByHanquill-PammalHariharan.
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