DOCTOR PATIENT JOKES;-

1.A villager went to a doctor- and told him about his problem-the doctor wrote down the list of medicines nd gave to him telling that this should be taken thrice daily.Impicitely the patient tore the prescription into pieces and  consumed thrice daily.My God! he got cured-this actuallyhappened-as reprted in a news paper.-Ha!Ha!

2.A patient went to a doctor and told him that he is short of hearing at times-Doctor replied"I know I know-you won"t hear, when I tell you about my fees."-Ha Ha!

3.One patient to the doctor-"Doctor ,I find difficulty in walking"-"Doctor-Then how did you come here?'-He replied "I was told that you give free consultation, that iswhy.."-ha! Ha!

4.Patient to the doctor-"doctor at times I find  short of memory and even forget my wife" s name.Doctor replied-"you are blessed-at least at times"-Ha! Ha!

5.A patient to the doctor-"Doctor I have pain all over the body" Doctor replied-"Sorry, I cannot spend so much time"-Ha! Ha!

6.An 85 kg patient went to a doctor-"Doctor now a days I find difficulty in eating" doctor replied"You are blessed"-Go"-Ha! Ha!

7.A patient went to a doctor"Doctor my hair is getting grey" Pl cure-Doctor" Pl stop ageing- go"-Ha! Ha!

8, A patient to the doctor"Doctor-"now a days I quarrel with my wife"-Doctor-You are blessed-Go"-Ha! Ha!.Ha!

9.Patient to the doctor"Doctor-pl keep guessing"-Go-Ha! Ha!

10 A patient to the doctor" My hands are full of pain"-Doctor-"Pl find out anything else is left in your hands.-Go"

11.A patient to the doctor-"Doctor I am full of pains" -Doctor "Iam also"-Go -Ha! Ha!

12.Patient to doctor_Doctor,I have pain head to toe"-Doctor-"pl find out any part left out.-Ha! Ha!

13Patient to the doctor "Doctor-Now a days I get a desire I want everything"-Doctor no problem-Pl collect the bill,...and Go"-Ha! Ha!