COLLEGE JOKES:-
1.Teacher came to a class and said-"To-day weare goig to make a study on Gandhiji"-Immediately one stood up and said"Sir-Please- he was a good man"-all laughed-Ha! Ha !
2.-Teacher said" I cannot see properly the back benchers. Pat came the reply"Sir -pl we have our own activities here-pl don"t disturb."-Ha! Ha!
3.A lady lecturer was pretending that she was always for jokes-she made a joke-Unfortunately no body did laugh.She got angry and said"Why can"t you laugh? All laughed-Ha! Ha!
4.Teacher said-"Boys take care of your studies-exam is nearing:-One stood up and said"What about girls?-Ha! Ha!
5.Teacher started reading a passage-"Rome was not built in a day"-One stood up and asked"What about Chennai?-Ha! Ha!
6.Teacher told students"Students-I am out of tune to-day"-Students-" No problem sir -we have our own tunes"-Ha! Ha!
7.Teacher-"Girls- you can be models for boy students"-Boys-Sir -they are already models-(for reality show)
8.Teacher-"Whcih is the most difficult thing in the world?-Students-"to become a student in your class"-Ha! Ha!
9. Teacher was reading a passage-" A thief entered a house and found nothing"-students " like your brain -sir"-Ha! Ha!
10.Teacher was reading a passage_" Yesterday was really a good day-One student "I cannot predict to-day"-Ha! Ha!
11.One student was making lot of noise and teacher got wild and said"I think you have come to the wrong place .The student replied - " You also"-Ha! Ha!
1.Teacher came to a class and said-"To-day weare goig to make a study on Gandhiji"-Immediately one stood up and said"Sir-Please- he was a good man"-all laughed-Ha! Ha !
2.-Teacher said" I cannot see properly the back benchers. Pat came the reply"Sir -pl we have our own activities here-pl don"t disturb."-Ha! Ha!
3.A lady lecturer was pretending that she was always for jokes-she made a joke-Unfortunately no body did laugh.She got angry and said"Why can"t you laugh? All laughed-Ha! Ha!
4.Teacher said-"Boys take care of your studies-exam is nearing:-One stood up and said"What about girls?-Ha! Ha!
5.Teacher started reading a passage-"Rome was not built in a day"-One stood up and asked"What about Chennai?-Ha! Ha!
6.Teacher told students"Students-I am out of tune to-day"-Students-" No problem sir -we have our own tunes"-Ha! Ha!
7.Teacher-"Girls- you can be models for boy students"-Boys-Sir -they are already models-(for reality show)
8.Teacher-"Whcih is the most difficult thing in the world?-Students-"to become a student in your class"-Ha! Ha!
9. Teacher was reading a passage-" A thief entered a house and found nothing"-students " like your brain -sir"-Ha! Ha!
10.Teacher was reading a passage_" Yesterday was really a good day-One student "I cannot predict to-day"-Ha! Ha!
11.One student was making lot of noise and teacher got wild and said"I think you have come to the wrong place .The student replied - " You also"-Ha! Ha!
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