college jokes:-

12. Teacher read"-war and Peace are part of  the history"-student-"Sir-No exception to our class"-Ha! Ha!

13.One teacher said-"I don"t like students being taken into task"-student-"we also don"t like teachers being taken into......"-Ha! Ha!

14.One student came late to th class_ Teacher"Why you are  late?-Student-" studying too much" Teacher-"Wonder! Ha! Ha!

15.Teacher " I am going to retire tomorrow"- students-"atleast in future you will have peace"-all laughed Ha! Ha!

16.Principal came to the class- looking intently he asked a student"Do you study well? " I don"t know sir"-Ha! Ha!

17.Teacher-" Students now onwards we should forget everything"-students-" including studies?-Ha! Ha!

18 A teacher in a class came to the last tow and saw a student was drawing his fiancees" figure-On seeing that teacher said_" I think you are making plans for the future"-Ha! Ha!

19.In a chemistry class the teacher asked" Which is the most poisonous thing in the world? One studet - "You"- sir -Ha! Ha!

20.A teacher said-" Students now onwards you should study well"-Suddenly principal appeared and asked the teacher -"What you have been doing all these days"-Ha! Ha!

21.Teacher was reading a passage_" Clever students were preparing for the exams"-One student"Sir -this is not applicable to me"-Ha! Ha!

22.teacher-"I am happy the hall is full to-day. One student-"Sir- last years students also joined"-all laughed Ha! Ha!.

23.Teacher was  reading a passage"She was shining like  the Moon"-One student-"Sir-Did Armstrong Smith saw?" Ha! Ha!

24.In the midst of the class teacher said"What a wonder! What a wonder!

student"What?"

Teacher-" you people are keeping quite"! Ha! Ha!

25.Teacher said-"Sorry I have staumuch ache -Student-" But we have head-ache" Ha! Ha!

26.a class was in full swing. The principal was watching un-noticingly.Teacher said " Mind you- you can"t take things for granted" Our  Principal is a very strict man" Anybody making noise he will come and kill you" Suddenly principal came and said" pointing to the teacher -"I won"t kill them, but you"- all laughed.

27.Teacher "What you will do during holidays? One student_Sir I will dream enjoying a class without you."Ha! Ha!

28.A teacher who was a prestigious man said" Students-You know I am a man of words"-One student-"We know sir" we have no words to express! all laughed Ha! Ha!

29. Teacher said-"Time and tide will wait for no man"- Students-" we will wait for another teacher to come " all laughed Ha! Ha!

30.Teacher " Today is Monday"-One student -We know sir-tomorrow is Tuesday-all laughed Ha! Ha!

31.Teacher -" your principal is a good man" Student-" unlike you sir"-all laughed Ha! Ha!

32 Teacher-"I will never forget you"-Student-" we are no as bad..."- all laughed Ha! Ha!

33 Teacher-"Today morning I quarelled with my wife and that is why...".Students " No problem you are in order today -Ha! Ha!

34.One student came late to the class .Teacher-"Why late". Student-" Sir -I go on the principle-" Better be late than never" Ha! Ha!