Thursday, July 17, 2014

36. A class was in progress-suddenly a cat came and stared all_student-"Now the cat is out of the bag"

37. One student was crying in the class-Teacher-"Wh do you cry?-Student- " I can"t bear you lecture any more"-all laughed.

38.Teacher -" What the news students?-Students-"  your Presence"-all laughed.

39. A class was in progress-One student was thinking something else.-Teacher came to him and asked-"Where are you"- Suddenly the  student woke up and said-"defenitely not in the class"- all laughed-Ha! Ha!

40.Teacher -"what is the difference between -"T and Tea"- Student-" I know- " letter and spirit"- all laughed Ha! Ha!

41.In a class-teacher asked students to write an essay and started sleeping-When he woke up he found that  there was no body in the class-What? he found all have gone  since the  college is closed-Ha! Ha!

42. In a class two students were fighting and he watched and said"Survival of the fittest"-all laughed Ha! Ha!

43Teacher-" I want peace"- Students "Granted"-Ha! Ha!

44,Pointing to a student teacher asked'What didi I say in the previous class?"The student-"sir I was in my previous class"-Ha! Ha1

45.Teacher-"Today and never"-Student-"Today and ever we make noise"-Ha! Ha!

46 Teacher asked a student"Why do you make noise always?" student-:"Father told me never yield"-Ha! Ha!

47.Teacher - "Will you remember me after leaving the college? Studens-"How can we forget you?"-Ha! Ha!

48.One student cried- all joined.  Teacher asked " What happened? - Students " You only said-"Unity is the best policy"-Ha! Ha1

49.Teacher "What makes wonder?" Students-Attending your class"- all laughed. Ha! Ha!

50.In a Biology Class teacher was teaching about snakes-suddenly a snake appeared-Teacher-"Now we have practical."-all laughed.


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