.Train Journey Jokes:-
4.A Passenger with big mustache was drinking coffee an was flowing down from mouth to stomuch .The man opposite to him said-"Oh! God! River Ganga flowing._Ha! Ha!
5.One fellow was talking over phone and suddenly he said"Don"t play with me" and sudddenly moved his hand,which touched the co-passsenger-He said" You can play with your friend, not with me"_Ha! Ha!
6.A young man was standing and opposite to him a lady was sitting.The lady got up,suddenly the driver applied the brake-because of that she banged on the man and hugged him and said-Oh! My God.-Ha! Ha!
7.One man was sitting and ordered a "a coffee without sugar" to the service boy.-He said" OK-I will bring the "without"-Ha! Ha!
8.A lady was in half sleep and suddenly there was a big jolt in the train-she suddenly got up and said"Who disturbed my sleep"-Ha! Ha!
9. A man was sleeping and disturbing the co-passenger violently.The Co-passanger touched him and said-"Have a peaceful sleep"-Ha! Ha!
10.A train was going to Bangalore-Jolarpet station came and left-One man missed the station-suddenly he got up and was about to jump.The co-paasenger said-He! Be careful you will reach the wrong destination>Ha! Ha!
11.A baby was cryiing violently and lady could not control .The opposite man said"May I make an effort" She said OK.He showed his bearded face , close to the baby.The baby stopped crying instantly.-Ha! Ha!
12.Two seats were vacant and a lady was occupyig both the seats and was sleeping.A man came and told the lady to get up.,as it is his seat.She got up and said" I was just lying on you."( she was poor in English)-Ha! Ha1
13 Two ladies were occupying two seats close to each other-one was very beautiful and the other ugly.The man opposite to them said" It all happens"-Ha! Ha!
14.A man occupied two seats fully and was singing "Ulagam poranthathu Enakkaha"-One man came and said-"He! not only for you"-Ha! Ha1
15.One lady was reading a novel loudly-suddenly she read"I will do justice".-the man next to her said-" you may doso,but not at the cost of others."
4.A Passenger with big mustache was drinking coffee an was flowing down from mouth to stomuch .The man opposite to him said-"Oh! God! River Ganga flowing._Ha! Ha!
5.One fellow was talking over phone and suddenly he said"Don"t play with me" and sudddenly moved his hand,which touched the co-passsenger-He said" You can play with your friend, not with me"_Ha! Ha!
6.A young man was standing and opposite to him a lady was sitting.The lady got up,suddenly the driver applied the brake-because of that she banged on the man and hugged him and said-Oh! My God.-Ha! Ha!
7.One man was sitting and ordered a "a coffee without sugar" to the service boy.-He said" OK-I will bring the "without"-Ha! Ha!
8.A lady was in half sleep and suddenly there was a big jolt in the train-she suddenly got up and said"Who disturbed my sleep"-Ha! Ha!
9. A man was sleeping and disturbing the co-passenger violently.The Co-passanger touched him and said-"Have a peaceful sleep"-Ha! Ha!
10.A train was going to Bangalore-Jolarpet station came and left-One man missed the station-suddenly he got up and was about to jump.The co-paasenger said-He! Be careful you will reach the wrong destination>Ha! Ha!
11.A baby was cryiing violently and lady could not control .The opposite man said"May I make an effort" She said OK.He showed his bearded face , close to the baby.The baby stopped crying instantly.-Ha! Ha!
12.Two seats were vacant and a lady was occupyig both the seats and was sleeping.A man came and told the lady to get up.,as it is his seat.She got up and said" I was just lying on you."( she was poor in English)-Ha! Ha1
13 Two ladies were occupying two seats close to each other-one was very beautiful and the other ugly.The man opposite to them said" It all happens"-Ha! Ha!
14.A man occupied two seats fully and was singing "Ulagam poranthathu Enakkaha"-One man came and said-"He! not only for you"-Ha! Ha1
15.One lady was reading a novel loudly-suddenly she read"I will do justice".-the man next to her said-" you may doso,but not at the cost of others."
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