25.A concert was in full session-two fellows started fighting each other for a seat and making noise-it reached the vocalist-he started singing-" apparam paakkalam ippo vendaam"-all laughed.
26.In a concert the vocalist started the famous song"Paattum Naane Bhaavamum Naane"-one fellow stood up and said"Defenitely not you"-all laughed-Ha! Ha!
27.An insentient rasika entered through the back entrance,disturbing all rows and finally sat in the front row.Unable to digest, the fellow next to him told him"there is still room on the dias"-he felt ashamed and became small.-Ha! Ha!
28.A rasika has been attending concerts for years ans still he had no idea of any raga or thaala.In one concert the singer was singing the most popular raaga"Thodi"- Full of anxiety,the particular rasika stood up and asked the singer "What is the raaga".Unable to digest the vocalist replied" in noway connected with you".full of shame he sat down..Ha! Ha!
29.In a concert the vocalist was singing a raaga.Thougha seasoned rasika he got only half baked knowledge.He told the man next to him-"this raaga..."Is it not like"(he could not complete).Unable to digest the man next to him told"as far as you are concerned it does not make any difference" he kept quite full of shame.-Ha! Ha!
30.In music concerts at times the Ghatam vidvwan used to throw the Ghatam up and would catch with deliggence. Seeing this a cricket rasika said"What a catch".
31 A lady singer started singing "Ennai pole oruvan.." one fellow stood up and said"How is it possible?
32 A lady singe was singing and because of revolving fan, her sari pallu was flying-she was singing"Parakkum paavai naan"-Ha! Ha!
33.an 85 year old singer started singing"Ilamayil Azhaku UnduHa! Ha!
34.A vocalist was singing,keeping his Guru"s photo in front of him,On and off he used to touch Guru"s photo and paid obeisance.(In other wards he was making his guru responsible for what all mistakes he commitsHa! Ha!
35.One singer started singing-"Eppo Varu vaaro"- one fellow stood up and said-"Don"t worry he will never turn up(Such is his anger)--all laughed-Ha! Ha!
36.One vocalist started singing-"Paalum thenum Kalanthu"-immediately the sabha secretary stood up and said-He! we cannot give you all these>"-all laughed-Ha! Ha!
37.In olden days male singers used to have"tout" or "kudumi"-a singer was singing"Maan Aada Mayil aada"-one fellow stood up and said "Your kudumi aada"-all laughed-Ha! Ha!
38.One singer was singing"Enakku Marupiravi vendaam"- one rasika said to another" Ok Ok we have enough of you."-Ha! Ha!
39.One vocalist was singing"Thedi Thedi Alainthene" -one fellow stood up and said " we know you won"t get the right thing"
40. 30 years ago a violin solo concert was in full swing..A lorry went on the road near to the sabha -hornin"Poing Poing".The violinist immediately made the very same sound "Poing Poing"- all laughed.Ha! Ha!
41.In a concert a singer started singing "Ulakil Nallathum Undu Kettathum Undu"-one fellow stood up and said"that is why we are keeping quite"-Ha! Ha!
42.Pointing to the sruti vocalist said"Neeye Enakku Athaaram"-one said"we know we know"- all laughed Ha! Ha!
43.Pointing to the sruti vocalist sang"Unnai Vittu Piriya Maatten- one said"that is not appicable to you.".Ha Ha!
44.Vocalist sang"Ithu samayam alla"-one said " we know we know" but still we came.-Ha! Ha!
45.vocalist sang-"Ulakathai Alappathu Kadinam"-one said -"but you have measured the entire stage by you movements."-Ha ! Ha!
46.vocalist sang-Maname Kalangathe"-one said" we know" that is why we are here.
47.Vocalist sang_"thaamatham eno"-one said_"mor late more benefit"for us.-Ha1 Ha1
48Vocalist sang-"Enna Vanthaalum naan Unnai vida maatten"-one said -"We know we know" we are helpless"-Ha Ha!
49.Vocalist sang-"Marupadiyum Varuven"-one said-He! pl don"t.....-Ha1 Ha!
50.vocalist sang "Innam Orutharam - one said "Never Never" this is the first and last.-Ha Ha!
26.In a concert the vocalist started the famous song"Paattum Naane Bhaavamum Naane"-one fellow stood up and said"Defenitely not you"-all laughed-Ha! Ha!
27.An insentient rasika entered through the back entrance,disturbing all rows and finally sat in the front row.Unable to digest, the fellow next to him told him"there is still room on the dias"-he felt ashamed and became small.-Ha! Ha!
28.A rasika has been attending concerts for years ans still he had no idea of any raga or thaala.In one concert the singer was singing the most popular raaga"Thodi"- Full of anxiety,the particular rasika stood up and asked the singer "What is the raaga".Unable to digest the vocalist replied" in noway connected with you".full of shame he sat down..Ha! Ha!
29.In a concert the vocalist was singing a raaga.Thougha seasoned rasika he got only half baked knowledge.He told the man next to him-"this raaga..."Is it not like"(he could not complete).Unable to digest the man next to him told"as far as you are concerned it does not make any difference" he kept quite full of shame.-Ha! Ha!
30.In music concerts at times the Ghatam vidvwan used to throw the Ghatam up and would catch with deliggence. Seeing this a cricket rasika said"What a catch".
31 A lady singer started singing "Ennai pole oruvan.." one fellow stood up and said"How is it possible?
32 A lady singe was singing and because of revolving fan, her sari pallu was flying-she was singing"Parakkum paavai naan"-Ha! Ha!
33.an 85 year old singer started singing"Ilamayil Azhaku UnduHa! Ha!
34.A vocalist was singing,keeping his Guru"s photo in front of him,On and off he used to touch Guru"s photo and paid obeisance.(In other wards he was making his guru responsible for what all mistakes he commitsHa! Ha!
35.One singer started singing-"Eppo Varu vaaro"- one fellow stood up and said-"Don"t worry he will never turn up(Such is his anger)--all laughed-Ha! Ha!
36.One vocalist started singing-"Paalum thenum Kalanthu"-immediately the sabha secretary stood up and said-He! we cannot give you all these>"-all laughed-Ha! Ha!
37.In olden days male singers used to have"tout" or "kudumi"-a singer was singing"Maan Aada Mayil aada"-one fellow stood up and said "Your kudumi aada"-all laughed-Ha! Ha!
38.One singer was singing"Enakku Marupiravi vendaam"- one rasika said to another" Ok Ok we have enough of you."-Ha! Ha!
39.One vocalist was singing"Thedi Thedi Alainthene" -one fellow stood up and said " we know you won"t get the right thing"
40. 30 years ago a violin solo concert was in full swing..A lorry went on the road near to the sabha -hornin"Poing Poing".The violinist immediately made the very same sound "Poing Poing"- all laughed.Ha! Ha!
41.In a concert a singer started singing "Ulakil Nallathum Undu Kettathum Undu"-one fellow stood up and said"that is why we are keeping quite"-Ha! Ha!
42.Pointing to the sruti vocalist said"Neeye Enakku Athaaram"-one said"we know we know"- all laughed Ha! Ha!
43.Pointing to the sruti vocalist sang"Unnai Vittu Piriya Maatten- one said"that is not appicable to you.".Ha Ha!
44.Vocalist sang"Ithu samayam alla"-one said " we know we know" but still we came.-Ha! Ha!
45.vocalist sang-"Ulakathai Alappathu Kadinam"-one said -"but you have measured the entire stage by you movements."-Ha ! Ha!
46.vocalist sang-Maname Kalangathe"-one said" we know" that is why we are here.
47.Vocalist sang_"thaamatham eno"-one said_"mor late more benefit"for us.-Ha1 Ha1
48Vocalist sang-"Enna Vanthaalum naan Unnai vida maatten"-one said -"We know we know" we are helpless"-Ha Ha!
49.Vocalist sang-"Marupadiyum Varuven"-one said-He! pl don"t.....-Ha1 Ha!
50.vocalist sang "Innam Orutharam - one said "Never Never" this is the first and last.-Ha Ha!
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