MUSIC JOKES;-
BY HANQUILL/PAMMAL HARI

1. In a concert a vidwan ws singing D. kriti -the famous-"Vaa thaa pi ganapathim"-he was doing manodharmaswaram-in"Vaa tha"
a) Sa Nu pa Gu ri-Vaa thaa
b)Pa gu ri saNi Sa Ri- "Vaa thaa"
One rasika stood up and said" Ok Ok we will give you(he meant in Tamil "Vaa thaa") Ha! Ha!

2. aA singer started singing-the thyagaraja swami kriti-"Sa Ni Thodi"..
One rasika stood up and said-"-"Why do you curse the famous raaga Thodi...)
(He meant Sa NI Thodi-in Tamil) Ha! Ha!

3. A singer was singing and to reach the highest pitch he raised his hand max.
One rasika said"OK go ahead-Sky is the limit"-Ha! Ha!  

4.A singer started singing in Tamil" Nee thaan enakku athaaram"- One rasika said-"We know We know-proceed-Ha! Ha!

5.In a concert the fan was not working-the singer said _"Sweating Sweating!
One rasika  said "Defenitely you have todo"-Ha! ha!

6.In a concert ,there was no proper coordination between violinist and the singer.

On rasika said-" Both stand poles apart"-Ha! Ha!

7.In a concert'" taniavarthanam" was going on,and finally it resulted in 

a fight between  the two.The singer said "I am really between devil and deep sea"-Ha! Ha! 

8.One singer was singing"Sindhu Bharavi"

One over enthusisatic rasika said -"Bharavi"

The man next him crrected him saying "It is Sindhu Bhairavi"

The affected rasika didi not yield-he said "What if? -I have covered half-way" Ha! Ha! 

9.One singer was singing ,placing his Guru"s photo in front of him.

One rasika said "OK-He is making his Guru responsible for  all the mistakes he is committing"-Ha Ha! 

10.One singer was singing-RTP and was doing badly.

One raska said" Why this venture?-Ha! Ha! 

11.One singer, in a concert said "I am going todo the most difficult Tala" Simmanandana Tala"-having 108 aksharas

One rasika said" Best of luck"-Ha Ha !

12.One singer was singing and  said "it is -Chathurasra Jati Triputa Taala"

One knowledgable  rasika siad" it is nothing but AAdi Tala"

Another rasika "Then why he makes so mcuh noise"-ha! Ha! 

13A singer was doing"Tisra Jhampa Taala" and at times he saw the violinist toshow his prowess.

Violinist -I can"t jump like you" Ha1 Ha!

14.Ina concert "the singer  reapeated a "Sangati" Four times.

One said-"It is like a "stuck record"-Ha! Ha!

15.In a concert the singer said-"I am going to do -the most difficult raaga and the most difficult tala"

One rasika said"He! remember-you have the most difficult rasika s"-Ha! ha! 

16In a concert the violinist after having made 3 or 4  attempts, he finally played correctly.

The singer said"What a wonder! What a wonder! Ha! Ha!

17. Asinger was wearing -Tuppatta, Gibba,ashes on forehead etc 

One rasika  said" Out and out he is a "Siva Pazham" .(Tamil)Ha1 Ha! 

18.A singer was singing Raaga "Karna Ranjani" and doing badly.

One raska said "He is singing "Karna Vanjani"(Tamil)

By hanquill/Pammal hari

Pl see blog"Pammal Hari"-Google-for 1000 jokes.

  

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Husband and wife jokes:-(contd)
By hanquill /pammal hari

41wif" People say-A stitch in  in time saves nine"
husb: Yes-I should have corrected you long time back"- Ha! Ha!

42 Wife-" people say "letter and spirit  should go hand in hand"
Husb: Yes."Do you practice?Ha! Ha!

43.Eife -"People say-'" say "Tomorrow never comes"
Husb:-OKLet us fight to day itself"-Ha! Ha!

44. Wife Dear " No more fighting from tomorrow"
Husb_" What about today?"-Ha! Ha!

45.Wife " people say"beteer be safe than sorry"
Husb-"I hold the policy always."-Ha! Ha!

46. Wife-" Dear-What is the secret of life?
Husb_"to live with you"._Ha! Ha!

47Wife-" What is better "Live to eat or eat to live
Husb_"You hold the policy "live to eat"-Ha ! Ha!

48.Wife _ People say " Music lessons are good for the brain"
Husb_" You no way connecteed"-Ha! ha!

49.Wife "People say  light is the essence of life"
Husb_"Oh God! :Let me gt enlightened"

50Wife-" People say "Industrious life is good
Husb-" No way connected  with you "Ha! ha!

51Husb-" I am 60 years years old   tomorrow"
wife:-"i should thank God for my patience, so long -"Ha! Ha!

52.Wife Dear "I ave fever"
Husb"is it so? Pl take my pills.
Wife -"One man"s pills is another man"s poison"-Ha ! Ha!

53.Wife Dear" What are you doing?
Husb" I am washing my hand.
Wife " Oh God! I did not do any mistke"Ha! ha!

54.Wife -Dear "What are you doing?
Husb" I am cooking"
Wife " OK OK .This is your turnn today-Carry on Ha! Ha!

55.wife " dear I am going to be honest in everything."
Husb-OK Good
Wife" Ofcourse,except in your case"-Ha! ha!

56.wife-" Dear -"I am very weak." What shall I do ?
Husb" Next week you will be alright Ok-Ha! Ha!

57. Wife " I am very happy today.
HusbWhy so?
Wife "Ladies club said"I manage with husband well-Ha! Ha!

58.Showing her photo wife told" I feel I am getting old.
Husb"Never, Never,-Ha! Ha!

59. wife " Where is your photo, when you were young.?
Husb" Here it is "
Wife - On seeing _ No match! Ha1 ha!

60.Wife Dear " I lost my pusrse."
Husb_:"Don"t worrry.
Wife " I am worried about my old photo, when I was young and beautiful."-Ha! Ha!

61.Wearing a jewellery wife said_I look beautiful in this jewellery.
Husb" Ocourse- the jewellery  is beautiful.Ha ! Ha! 

HUSBAND AND WIFE JOKES;-

21.Wife -Dear-"Tomorrow,I am going to wear one of the richest sarees in the world.
Husb.-"Is it so? Then you will be crowned as" Mrs. World-"Ha! Ha!

22. Wife-Tomorrow I will be out for the entire day.
Husb._ OK OK -Let me enjoy the whole day.-Ha! Ha!

23. Wife -Dear" People say " Honesty is the best policy"
Husb-"That is why I don"t tell lies.-Ha! Ha!
omen?
24.Wife-DearPeople say "Life is a wonder"
Husb-"that is why I love you" Ha! Ha!

25.Husb."Honey"You know "time and tide wait for no man"
wife_ What about women?

26.Wife-dear "People say "ignorance of law is not an excuse"  -
Husb-"That is why I manage with you.Ha! Ha!

27Wife-" In this house everything is mine. Husb."Including you"-Ha Ha!

28Wife_" What do you say about cooking?
Husb-"Something un-kown to you.-Ha! Ha!

29.Wife_" I would like to be a good cook".
Husb-"In your next birthHa! Ha!

30.Wife_"Cooking is an art."
Husb-Something alien o you"-Ha! Ha!

31.Wife-" today I am going to do cooking all the day."
Husb-" today I am going to eat all the day._ Ha! Ha!

32.Husb-"What is the plan today?
wife_"You do cooking and I eat and sleep" Ha! Ha!

33.Husb_" I am going to become a sanyasi soon.
wife-"Too late"-Ha! Ha!

34 Husb-"You know I am a teacher and you have to obey.
Wife-" Dear "Only  in your college-Ha! ha!

35.Wife "People say flowering is an art."
Husb-the wonder is you do."Ha! Ha!

36. Wife-" Have you studied"war and Peace"-By Leo tolstoy
Husb_" I study every day in our house>"-Ha1 Ha!

37.Husb- Honey what are you doing?
Wife " I am watering the plants"
Husb-"My God! Let plants grow.-Ha! Ha!

38.Wife -" People say"wonder is the key word of life"-What do you say?
Husb-" Honey -"I feel every day" Ha! Ha!

39.Wife-' Let us do some acting?
Husb-"I do every day"! ha! Ha!

40.Wife-Dear 'Am I not beautiful?
Husb-" Defenitely(Now a days I tell too much lies"-Ha1 Ha!

HUSBAND AND WIFE JOKES;-
By hanquill-Pammal hari

1.Wife- Dear "I am going out.
Hus"I think you  have left out something".
Wife-What?
Husb.Me!  Wife-What-Ha! Ha!

2.Husb-He-There is a warning by the police that dogs should tied and when out,should be accompanied by the owner.
Wife_That is what is I am doing with you.Ha! Ha!

3.Wife "Dear I am going to sing from tomorrow.
Hus.Thank God ! I have to go to office early from tomorrow. Ha!  Ha!

4.Wife-Dear See my hair-it is very long.
Husb.Ensure that it does"nt fall down.Ha! Ha!

5.Hus.-"Vanaja Vanaja? Whrere are you?
Wife-I am in the garden,doing weeding out operation,but leaving out one.
Husb.-"What is that?
Wife-" ie you.-Ha ! Ha!

6.Husb._"I ate a  lot and feel heavy in my stomuch"
Wife-"So ,there is no dinner to night-Ha! Ha!

7.There is a heavy noise in the kitchen.Husb_"What is happening there?
Wife"Nothing-But if you come here ,something will happen-I broke the glasses.-Ha! Ha!

8.Husb>-" Honey-People say-Husb and wife are inseparable.
Wife-"True -That is why I always scold  you"-Ha! Ha!

9.Husb-"Honey "what is happening in the kitchen?
wife-I am cleaning,leaving out-one thing.
Husb-"What is that?
wife -"ie you"-Ha! Ha!

10.Wife-Dear "Iam going to purchase a new stove.
Husb-"Why so?
Wife-"I cannot have it for a  long time,you ,like our married life.

11.Husb. and wife were reading News Paper in the garden.Suddenly one fellow appeared.
Husb_"Who are you?
Intruder-"Ask your wife?-Ha! Ha!

12.Husb.-"Honey-Now a days I find difficulty in walking.
Wife -" Do some work in the house.-Ha ! Ha!

13,Wife-Dear-I" I have one hundred Sarees.
Husb-"then you are "Centinarian"-Ha! Ha!

14.Wife Dear" I have different sarees in different colours.
Husb"Then you are a  colourful personality._Ha! Ha!

15.Wife-"Throughout the day I am not going to talk.
Husb-"Oh God! I am saved -Ha! Ha!

16.Husb-I feel fish out of water! to day.
Wife - No problem,I will prepare fish curry today._Ha! Ha!

17Wife_"Dear-"People say life is very short"
Husb-"That is why I love"-Ha! Ha!

18Wife-" Dear-See my face is full of make up>.
Husb-"Any space left out for opening the mouth.?-Ha! Ha!

19.Wife -" Dear-After make up, I feel I am the most beautiful woman in theworld.
Husb- Let me see tomorrow-Ha! Ha!

20Husb. and wife were driving out for a tour
Wife -"Dear I have forgottton to take my "Make up kit"
Husb-"Ok-Let me see the reality-Ha! Ha!

A STORY OF A "STRAY  DOG';-
By pammal hari-hanquill

Born in a now man"s land,
Of course,with sisters and brothers,
(like mundane human beings)and
Like an  "uncared-for family",
Christened as  "Stray dog"

Bearing no mistakes on our part,
we were projected to the mundane world,
to lead a  "life of hunger" and "untold-sufferings".

Though by look we are beautiful,
With wonderful colors,
We remain as "Mongrel pups",
Ofcourse, we get mother"s love and affection
And food to eat-viz mother's milk.

Duly protected by our mother from mischevous urchins,
(Who with their self-aggrandised actions throw stone on ous)
We grow, and grow,upholding the Charles Darwin" theory of Evolution-
"Survival of fittest"

Among us,the lucky ones,
Sometimes get a rich life,
To enjoy the loaves and fishes of dog loving elite,
Who caress  us as "pets".

We grow faster than any other beings,
but to suffer and more sufferings.
Shine or shower-no matter for us ,
So also ,starving,disease etc.
Are made part of our life,
Bearing an ematiated look.

But we have a street of our own,
(the demarcated territoty based on age old practice)

and nobody can tress pass,
and if does the result will be dangerous attack,
To the unwanted visitor.
We have no population control technique,
Since we procreate to the best of our ability.

We grow and grow leading an "Unwanted Life"
Till we are caught by the Nature"s norm viz "death"

By Hanquill-Pammal Hari

                                                     THE STORY OF A FISH
                                                      (By hanquill-Pammal Hari)
I am a creature in the mundane world,
And I am available in "All the waters of the world"-to quote-Shakespeare-"Macbeth"
Out and out, I belong to the world.
I don"t  measure the fathom of water-
Outer surface, middle surface, or bottom surface,
River, Rivulets,pond,gutter,seawater,ocean etc etc.
No matter for me.
I swim, play,fight,procreate,romance- all I do  in water only.
I am christened as" FISH'"

Big or small,Giant or un-estimable size,
Tiny or very small-in all shapes  I appear,
Vibgiyor and all colours I own.
I appear also in odd shapes and quaint colours.

As far as food and living  are concerned,
"Survival of the fittest" policy holds.
Mundane human beings prepare me as different kind of foods .

Nature"s fury -Floods,storm, Earth Tremor,Torrential  rains,etc,
I get mixed reactions.
Summer with dried water is my enemy.

I have no frontiers or country.
But human beings demarcated,
waters to their advantage.

Now a days a new disease
started killing me-viz "Pollution".
All kinds of pollution kill me,
And I am led to disease and death,

I cry and cry for inhuman actions of mundane human beings.

Let God help me for my survival!

By "Hanquill-Pammal Hari"

PAMMAL HARI-HANQUILL'S  POEMS;-

POEM II

OH! SINKING SHIP!

Battered by by-gone years,

Treading the path to hear death-knell,

No sooner than later,and

Unwanted  by likes and dislikes,

he is christened as "Octagenarian".

Remembering the halcyon and memorable days,

  Right from child-hood,

He lingers on the  un-enviable position viz.the OLD MAN.

He had the most industrious,

enviable,munificent earnings.

Where has all these gone?

The only answer can be ie."Natures"s Norms"

With"stout of heart and strong of limbs"-(Wordsworth-"Michael")

he toiled and toiled

only to be called as "past remembrances"

Now with corrugated and shrunken lines on temple,

and other parts as much as possible,

With sunken eyes and with blurring eye-sight

And his hair almost gone,leaving a few  patches here and there,

With almost deaf-ears,

With memories fading memories to the max extent possible and,

leaving a little remnant here and there

With pride and prejudice of -

excelling the vicissitudes of lfe,

With limbs movement shrunken,

to the max.extent possible 

Totally in contrast to the scrupulously obeying hands and legs(existed once upon a time ,

Now, He remains as a ematiated bundle of flesh and blood ,

waiting to  bid-adieu to the mundane world,

which is fastly approaching,

like a seasoned runner(better than what Dr.Roger Bannister did in "Four Minute Mile)

Upholding the Natrure"s norm-to be called as "Death"-the stony silence.

Pammal hari(hanquill)"s poems:

"A Day"s life of a flower"
Woken up by "The Eternal Marshaller of the Day"(the rising Sun)
to shower happiness only, on others,
clothed by the colours(vibgyor)
I stand up, christened as"Flower" in this mundane World>

The epimeral life, I possess,
Only to bewitch flora and fauna,though I am a part of them.

I grow daily, along with the rising Sun,
to awaken the mundane world.
I distance myself from the sorrow and joy,
happening in the daily life .

Poet Laurate Words Worth praised me as "dancing and fluttering  along with the wind'(Daffodils)
I hear chirpping of the birds,
which is music ot my ears.
They come and enjoy,the nector
duly stored by me to procreate the flora and fauna,
pervading only happiness.

Thousands and thousands of name I possess, and the,
and the term"Joy" emanates from me only.

With equanimity, I behave
to adorn the Gods and Godessess and to give
peace and tranquility to melancholy family,
who pray for their departed souls.

Human beings pluck me ,
merely for their self -aggrandised enjoyment.
But I serve the poor and rich alike,
with economic equanimity.

I do hold with pride and prejudice,
Which something "peerless" I only possess.

As the day grows,I do also,
bearing both"shine and shower",ticking the clock,showing the time.

Effervascent smell,I possess,
in different degrees and with different aroma,
only to attract the enjoyable beings.

I have a lovable approach to both insects and birds,
since they enjoy by giving me "adorable kissess"

I became " a days"s old" holding Nature"s norm,
to depart from the mundane world.
I bid- adieu  to one and all.

(The story of a Flower-its one day life)-BY HANQUILL-PAMMAL HARI

JOKES IN General:

1.Two fellows were talking" Both said"We will meet tomorrow".One came next day and waited-the other did no turn up.First fellow said"He would have gone for wool gathering"-Ha! Ha!

2.One said " My wife is always scolding me ".
The other_"you are fortunate"
First fellow"How?
2nd "My wife is always  hitting me!"-Ha! Ha!

3. One said"My wife is always threatening-she would divorce me"
2nd"You are fortunate"
1st-How?
2nd"I am already a divorcee"-Ha! Ha!

4.One fellow was ;laughing  violently.
The other"why do you laugh"
1st one-" I was just thinking about you-Ha!

5.One man was eating
2nd fellow came and saw him eating and asked"what are you eating
He replied"a dog"
1st "pl be careful.it will bite you-Ha! Ha!

6. One man eating a donnet
2nd man-"what are you eating"?
he replied "donnet-but other heard as"done it( he was half deaf)
2ne man"then why do you still eat?

7.Two fellows were  drinking-One said"I feel I am in a different world"
2nd "Don"t worry-you will come to the world tomorrow"-ha! Ha!

8.`One fellow was drinking too much.
His friend"He! you are drinking too much-what happened?
the other-"I am very happy"
the other" You can never be happy from tomorrow onwards"-Ha! Ha!

9.One man said to his friend""this is the first time I am drinking
his friend "He!Do some ritual and drink-Ha! ha!

10.One man said "I  always tell my wife-"I don"t drink"
The other-""i always tell my wife"I drink only when I smoke"-Ha! Ha!

11.Two men were drinking -One said"Yesterday what we had, was bad.
The other-"Today it worst"_Ha! Ha!

12.A drunkard was walking on the road and was measuring  both the sides of the road
One man asked-"Why do you go like this ?"
Drunkard-"I wan to reach home early"
2nd man-" I think you will never"-Ha! ha!

13.Having drunk fully  one man was entering home.
Wife asked"Where were you?
He replied"I was in heaven"
Wife-"Why can"t you be there always."Ha! Ha!

14.One man was entering home .having drunk.
wife-"Did you drink?
Hus-"Honey - Today only"-Ha! Ha!

15. one fellow was drinking in his home surruptiously.
Wife-What are you doing here?
Hus-"I making heaven here:
Wife-"But I will be in hell"-Ha! ha!

16.Two men were drinking .One said"He! This will be my last drink."
The other" Not only last drink-but last day too".Ha! Ha!  

AIRCAFT JOKES;-

11. An aircraft was doing 32,000 ft.,suddenly it came down to 30,000, because of an air vaccoum.One said"What a fall"-Ha! Ha!

12.One man was  watching TV, in a movie.The villian was about to kill the hero_the anxious viewer shouted"KIll him" "Kill him"-All said" Be calm,else you will be killed-Ha! Ha!

13One fellow startted telling anxiously about  a story to the next man.After hearing everything, the second man said"-Everything OK-but unable to hear anything! (he was deaf) Ha! Ha!

14.Husband and wife were travelling.Wife" Honey- On reaching we should make an agreement.  ie. "We will never quarrel"--Do you hear me?
Hus.Yes(patly listnening}
W-How many times I have to tell.-Then they started fighting again.Ha! Ha!

15.Ina flight a fellow was sleeping and dreaming.Destination came and all went,but he did not wake up.Attendant came and made efforts to get him up-He said"Why do you disturb me? I am in half dream-
A-"Unless you wake up I will make your dream for ever"-he got up immediately.Ha! Ha!

16.In a flight one fellow tried to open the emergency gate. Seeing this the attendant came and shouted"He! fool you will go to heaven-The man"Then it is OK."Ha! Ha!

17. Lunch  was being served .One fellow"What about me?.Stewardess replied-"Wait man.Have patience.High hills grow less as we ascend them etc. Ha! Ha!

18. A beautiful stewardess came full of make up.One said "Oh God!"-She replied " I am not God-I am only a stewardess Ha! Ha!

FLIGHT JOKES:_

1.A big man came  and sat compressedly in a seat. He further adjusted  by jerking .The seat gave way-Ha! Ha!

2.A lady was sleeping. Suddenly stewardess brought coffee"coffee" "coffee"-She  suddenly woke up and said" I had  already one in my dream._Ha! Ha!

3.One child was crying-the stewardess put her in the improvised cradle and child stopping crying. One said" She is the "cradle of civilization"Ha! Ha!

4.One man was asking-He! When it will reach the destination?.The other -"I can"t say, so many factors play"-Ha! Ha!

5.A stewardess brought lunch for a passenger .Seeing that_He said"I irdered Veg.,now I find some alien objects{NV}. I don"t want-Ha! Ha1

6.An Aircraft was cruising ,suddenly it entered into a turbulent zone- One man was sleeping and forgot ro put the seat belt. There was a sudden jolt  and he fell downHa! Ha!

7. One man was listnening music and singing loudly_ One said" YOu can listen music, but  we will be non-musical.Ha! Ha!

8. One fellow was shoutng"Iam sick"-An available doctor helped him and said"No problem-he will reach destinationHa! Ha!

9.A lunch a tray was given to a child_ seeing this one said"Too much for too little"-Ha! Ha!

10.Coffee was brought but unfortunately it spilled over-One said" coffee for all"-Ha! Ha!  

AIRCRAFT JOKES;:_s

26.A flight was about  togo.hus and Wife rushed in and finally occupied seats  and said" My God!-Saved!. One voice heard" This time God -but next time who? Ha! Ha!

27. Ina fliight a man entered the cockpit-Full of angry Captain said " I will throw you out"-The man said "that is  not possible"-Ha! Ha!

28.Husband and wife were about to occupy seats- One  in G and the other in H.Both said we are in GH.Ha! Ha!

Kitchen Jokes:-

1.Wife to Husband_Honey! I made a receipe using all the grocery in the kitchen.
Hus.-Ok,What will you call it ?
Wife_"All in One "-Ha! Ha!

2.Wife"I made out a new receipe ever tasted by you.
Hus"After testing said"-Ok it is good in everything except in taste-Ha! Ha!

3.Wife-"Honey"I made out a new receipe.-it is somewhat  hot.
Hus-"After tasting said-"It is very hot,but I am hotter_Ha! Ha!

4.Wife"Honey-I made out a new receipe-Pl try.
Hus-After seeing it -"I think I have to go to a Dentist -Ha! Ha!

5.Hus"A good aroma is coming out from the kitchen ! Are you making a new receipe-OK good"
Wife"No Honey-"I just bought a new receipe and opening up" Ha! Ha!

6.Smoke was coming out from the kitchen .Husband-What happened?
Wife"I am just making a new receipe-Ha! Ha!

7.Husband -"What is happening there?
Wife"I made out a new receipe and I am trying to take it out, but it is not coming out from the pan Ha! Ha!

8.Hus-Honey! Why there is so much sound in the kitchen?
Wife-" I am just trying a new receipe called-"Dog bark"-Ha! ha!

9.Wife-" Honey!Today I am going to make a new receipe.
Hus-"I am just going out with my friends for dinner.Ha Ha!

10Hus_Honey"Why there is so much bad smell from the kitchen?
Wife"I am just trying a new receipe.-Ha! Ha!

11.Wife " Honey- I made out a new receipe and am hunting to find out  new name for it..
Hus""Just call it "Hunting Dog"-Ha! Ha!

12.Wife Honey" My son is very  much fond fo all my receipes.
Hus-"That is why, you love him so much-Ha1 Ha!

13. Hus"-Honey,I will be on tour  from tomorrow onwards.
Wife-OK OK-I will be happy to try all receipes which I wanted to try-Ha! Ha!

14.Wife -Honey Where have you gone ?
-"I was just waiting to give you the new receipe.
Hus-"Thank you -I am really fortunate in having  had the dinner out side-Ha! Ha!  

Air craft Jokes:-

1. Husband and wife were travelling -Wife "Honey! I have a doubt wheether I have taken my necklace or not.Husband-" No problem-if you have taken it will be in your neck and if it is not taken it will be -neck less-Ha! Ha!

2.Husband and wife were travelling Wife "Honey I have stomuch pain and vomitting? Husband"Dear -just wait for 10 months. We will know the result.Ha! Ha!

3.Husband and wife were travelling-Husband"Dear-Why so much make up?-Wife" just to make up my in-laws. Ha! Ha!

4.Wife -"Honey on reaching dstination we will spend the night happily." Husband -"Dear NOT POSSIBLE- your brother and  family will be there.-Ha! Ha!

5.Wife -"Honey-'What is the secret of life? Hus-"It is to be with you always."

6.Husband and wife-Wife-"Honey Yesterday you quarelled with me.Hus_" Today nothing you know"- Wife "What about tomorrow?-Ha! Ha!

7.Husband and wife were travelling-Wife -" Honey -What do you think about enemity. Husband"-Something alien to us"-Ha! Ha!

8.Husband and wife were travelling.Suddenly, lunch tray came and airhostess asked -"Two"
Hus-"No-only one
AH-HOw"
H&W-We are inseparable! Ha! Ha!

9.Husband and were travelling-wife was sleeping and dreaming.Suddenly she woke up and yelled"Are we in heaven?.
Hus-You expect too much-Ha! Ha!

10.stewardess was bringing food tray.Suddenly she caughed violently  abd as a result food  spilled over every body.-
One said-" Too much caughing up!

11.Plane was cruising,suddenly an announcement came-"We are in danger"
Wife"Atleast  let me take up my purse-Ha! Ha!

12 One man asked Airhostess_" What day is today?"
She replied-"I will tell you after 5 minutes( time was(11-55PM)
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Steward

FLIGHT JOKES:_

1. A big man came and sat compressly in a seat. He further adjusted by jerking.The seat gave away_Ha! Ha!

2.A lady was sleeping. Suddenly stewardess brought coffee "coffee" Coffee".The lady suddenly woke up and said "I had already in my dream"-Ha! Ha!

3.One Child was crying-the stewardess put her in the improvised cradle.Child stopped crying.One said"She is the cradle of civilization"-Ha! Ha!

4.One man was asking -He! When it will reach the destination?.The other-"I can"t say-so many factors play"-Ha! Ha!

5.A stewardess brought lunch for a passenger. Seeing this -he said"I ordered a Veg meal now I find some alien objects(Nv)-I don"t want._Ha Ha                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        





   

Airport Jokes:

26.A man was smoking. One man objected saying"Smoking is bad"-the smoker said"thet is only a statutory warning"Ha! Ha!

27.One said" I am straight from office" -the other asked"then straight to Delhi?"Ha! Ha!

28.One said"I want to keep myself idle". The other "Idle man"s brain is a devil"s workshop"Ha! Ha!

29One man was saying" I feel I am between devil and deep sea"-The other man asked" who are they?
1st man replied"My two wives"Ha! Ha!

30.One man was walking,moving his hands and legs violently.One said"Symbol of agility"Ha! Ha!

31.One child was crying and crying -unable to ontrol her mother yelled "Help! Help!-One big fellow came and stood before the child showing his prowess.-child stopped crying instatantly Ha! Ha!

32.One fellow was reading a passage loudly" Never yield! Never yield!" Man next to him"Pl stop" Ha!Ha!

33.Announcement came "Flight schedule changed" One said"If it is otherwise only, it is normal-Ha! Ha!

34.One man wasshouting and running"I want to catch the flight' I want to catch the flight"(Actually he missed the flight)Ha! Ha!

35.An announcement came "Lat minute rush up"One was rushing shouting"Which flight" which flight?-One replied "Dubai".The man stopped immediately and said"My God!-(he was for another destination)Ha1 Ha!