Husband and wife jokes:-(contd)
By hanquill /pammal hari

41wif" People say-A stitch in  in time saves nine"
husb: Yes-I should have corrected you long time back"- Ha! Ha!

42 Wife-" people say "letter and spirit  should go hand in hand"
Husb: Yes."Do you practice?Ha! Ha!

43.Eife -"People say-'" say "Tomorrow never comes"
Husb:-OKLet us fight to day itself"-Ha! Ha!

44. Wife Dear " No more fighting from tomorrow"
Husb_" What about today?"-Ha! Ha!

45.Wife " people say"beteer be safe than sorry"
Husb-"I hold the policy always."-Ha! Ha!

46. Wife-" Dear-What is the secret of life?
Husb_"to live with you"._Ha! Ha!

47Wife-" What is better "Live to eat or eat to live
Husb_"You hold the policy "live to eat"-Ha ! Ha!

48.Wife _ People say " Music lessons are good for the brain"
Husb_" You no way connecteed"-Ha! ha!

49.Wife "People say  light is the essence of life"
Husb_"Oh God! :Let me gt enlightened"

50Wife-" People say "Industrious life is good
Husb-" No way connected  with you "Ha! ha!

51Husb-" I am 60 years years old   tomorrow"
wife:-"i should thank God for my patience, so long -"Ha! Ha!

52.Wife Dear "I ave fever"
Husb"is it so? Pl take my pills.
Wife -"One man"s pills is another man"s poison"-Ha ! Ha!

53.Wife Dear" What are you doing?
Husb" I am washing my hand.
Wife " Oh God! I did not do any mistke"Ha! ha!

54.Wife -Dear "What are you doing?
Husb" I am cooking"
Wife " OK OK .This is your turnn today-Carry on Ha! Ha!

55.wife " dear I am going to be honest in everything."
Husb-OK Good
Wife" Ofcourse,except in your case"-Ha! ha!

56.wife-" Dear -"I am very weak." What shall I do ?
Husb" Next week you will be alright Ok-Ha! Ha!

57. Wife " I am very happy today.
HusbWhy so?
Wife "Ladies club said"I manage with husband well-Ha! Ha!

58.Showing her photo wife told" I feel I am getting old.
Husb"Never, Never,-Ha! Ha!

59. wife " Where is your photo, when you were young.?
Husb" Here it is "
Wife - On seeing _ No match! Ha1 ha!

60.Wife Dear " I lost my pusrse."
Husb_:"Don"t worrry.
Wife " I am worried about my old photo, when I was young and beautiful."-Ha! Ha!

61.Wearing a jewellery wife said_I look beautiful in this jewellery.
Husb" Ocourse- the jewellery  is beautiful.Ha ! Ha!