Monday, August 18, 2014

HUSBAND AND WIFE JOKES;-
By hanquill-Pammal hari

1.Wife- Dear "I am going out.
Hus"I think you  have left out something".
Wife-What?
Husb.Me!  Wife-What-Ha! Ha!

2.Husb-He-There is a warning by the police that dogs should tied and when out,should be accompanied by the owner.
Wife_That is what is I am doing with you.Ha! Ha!

3.Wife "Dear I am going to sing from tomorrow.
Hus.Thank God ! I have to go to office early from tomorrow. Ha!  Ha!

4.Wife-Dear See my hair-it is very long.
Husb.Ensure that it does"nt fall down.Ha! Ha!

5.Hus.-"Vanaja Vanaja? Whrere are you?
Wife-I am in the garden,doing weeding out operation,but leaving out one.
Husb.-"What is that?
Wife-" ie you.-Ha ! Ha!

6.Husb._"I ate a  lot and feel heavy in my stomuch"
Wife-"So ,there is no dinner to night-Ha! Ha!

7.There is a heavy noise in the kitchen.Husb_"What is happening there?
Wife"Nothing-But if you come here ,something will happen-I broke the glasses.-Ha! Ha!

8.Husb>-" Honey-People say-Husb and wife are inseparable.
Wife-"True -That is why I always scold  you"-Ha! Ha!

9.Husb-"Honey "what is happening in the kitchen?
wife-I am cleaning,leaving out-one thing.
Husb-"What is that?
wife -"ie you"-Ha! Ha!

10.Wife-Dear "Iam going to purchase a new stove.
Husb-"Why so?
Wife-"I cannot have it for a  long time,you ,like our married life.

11.Husb. and wife were reading News Paper in the garden.Suddenly one fellow appeared.
Husb_"Who are you?
Intruder-"Ask your wife?-Ha! Ha!

12.Husb.-"Honey-Now a days I find difficulty in walking.
Wife -" Do some work in the house.-Ha ! Ha!

13,Wife-Dear-I" I have one hundred Sarees.
Husb-"then you are "Centinarian"-Ha! Ha!

14.Wife Dear" I have different sarees in different colours.
Husb"Then you are a  colourful personality._Ha! Ha!

15.Wife-"Throughout the day I am not going to talk.
Husb-"Oh God! I am saved -Ha! Ha!

16.Husb-I feel fish out of water! to day.
Wife - No problem,I will prepare fish curry today._Ha! Ha!

17Wife_"Dear-"People say life is very short"
Husb-"That is why I love"-Ha! Ha!

18Wife-" Dear-See my face is full of make up>.
Husb-"Any space left out for opening the mouth.?-Ha! Ha!

19.Wife -" Dear-After make up, I feel I am the most beautiful woman in theworld.
Husb- Let me see tomorrow-Ha! Ha!

20Husb. and wife were driving out for a tour
Wife -"Dear I have forgottton to take my "Make up kit"
Husb-"Ok-Let me see the reality-Ha! Ha!




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