HUSBAND AND WIFE JOKES;-

21.Wife -Dear-"Tomorrow,I am going to wear one of the richest sarees in the world.
Husb.-"Is it so? Then you will be crowned as" Mrs. World-"Ha! Ha!

22. Wife-Tomorrow I will be out for the entire day.
Husb._ OK OK -Let me enjoy the whole day.-Ha! Ha!

23. Wife -Dear" People say " Honesty is the best policy"
Husb-"That is why I don"t tell lies.-Ha! Ha!
omen?
24.Wife-DearPeople say "Life is a wonder"
Husb-"that is why I love you" Ha! Ha!

25.Husb."Honey"You know "time and tide wait for no man"
wife_ What about women?

26.Wife-dear "People say "ignorance of law is not an excuse"  -
Husb-"That is why I manage with you.Ha! Ha!

27Wife-" In this house everything is mine. Husb."Including you"-Ha Ha!

28Wife_" What do you say about cooking?
Husb-"Something un-kown to you.-Ha! Ha!

29.Wife_" I would like to be a good cook".
Husb-"In your next birthHa! Ha!

30.Wife_"Cooking is an art."
Husb-Something alien o you"-Ha! Ha!

31.Wife-" today I am going to do cooking all the day."
Husb-" today I am going to eat all the day._ Ha! Ha!

32.Husb-"What is the plan today?
wife_"You do cooking and I eat and sleep" Ha! Ha!

33.Husb_" I am going to become a sanyasi soon.
wife-"Too late"-Ha! Ha!

34 Husb-"You know I am a teacher and you have to obey.
Wife-" Dear "Only  in your college-Ha! ha!

35.Wife "People say flowering is an art."
Husb-the wonder is you do."Ha! Ha!

36. Wife-" Have you studied"war and Peace"-By Leo tolstoy
Husb_" I study every day in our house>"-Ha1 Ha!

37.Husb- Honey what are you doing?
Wife " I am watering the plants"
Husb-"My God! Let plants grow.-Ha! Ha!

38.Wife -" People say"wonder is the key word of life"-What do you say?
Husb-" Honey -"I feel every day" Ha! Ha!

39.Wife-' Let us do some acting?
Husb-"I do every day"! ha! Ha!

40.Wife-Dear 'Am I not beautiful?
Husb-" Defenitely(Now a days I tell too much lies"-Ha1 Ha!