Kitchen Jokes:-

1.Wife to Husband_Honey! I made a receipe using all the grocery in the kitchen.
Hus.-Ok,What will you call it ?
Wife_"All in One "-Ha! Ha!

2.Wife"I made out a new receipe ever tasted by you.
Hus"After testing said"-Ok it is good in everything except in taste-Ha! Ha!

3.Wife-"Honey"I made out a new receipe.-it is somewhat  hot.
Hus-"After tasting said-"It is very hot,but I am hotter_Ha! Ha!

4.Wife"Honey-I made out a new receipe-Pl try.
Hus-After seeing it -"I think I have to go to a Dentist -Ha! Ha!

5.Hus"A good aroma is coming out from the kitchen ! Are you making a new receipe-OK good"
Wife"No Honey-"I just bought a new receipe and opening up" Ha! Ha!

6.Smoke was coming out from the kitchen .Husband-What happened?
Wife"I am just making a new receipe-Ha! Ha!

7.Husband -"What is happening there?
Wife"I made out a new receipe and I am trying to take it out, but it is not coming out from the pan Ha! Ha!

8.Hus-Honey! Why there is so much sound in the kitchen?
Wife-" I am just trying a new receipe called-"Dog bark"-Ha! ha!

9.Wife-" Honey!Today I am going to make a new receipe.
Hus-"I am just going out with my friends for dinner.Ha Ha!

10Hus_Honey"Why there is so much bad smell from the kitchen?
Wife"I am just trying a new receipe.-Ha! Ha!

11.Wife " Honey- I made out a new receipe and am hunting to find out  new name for it..
Hus""Just call it "Hunting Dog"-Ha! Ha!

12.Wife Honey" My son is very  much fond fo all my receipes.
Hus-"That is why, you love him so much-Ha1 Ha!

13. Hus"-Honey,I will be on tour  from tomorrow onwards.
Wife-OK OK-I will be happy to try all receipes which I wanted to try-Ha! Ha!

14.Wife -Honey Where have you gone ?
-"I was just waiting to give you the new receipe.
Hus-"Thank you -I am really fortunate in having  had the dinner out side-Ha! Ha!