AIRCAFT JOKES;-
11. An aircraft was doing 32,000 ft.,suddenly it came down to 30,000, because of an air vaccoum.One said"What a fall"-Ha! Ha!
12.One man was watching TV, in a movie.The villian was about to kill the hero_the anxious viewer shouted"KIll him" "Kill him"-All said" Be calm,else you will be killed-Ha! Ha!
13One fellow startted telling anxiously about a story to the next man.After hearing everything, the second man said"-Everything OK-but unable to hear anything! (he was deaf) Ha! Ha!
14.Husband and wife were travelling.Wife" Honey- On reaching we should make an agreement. ie. "We will never quarrel"--Do you hear me?
Hus.Yes(patly listnening}
W-How many times I have to tell.-Then they started fighting again.Ha! Ha!
15.Ina flight a fellow was sleeping and dreaming.Destination came and all went,but he did not wake up.Attendant came and made efforts to get him up-He said"Why do you disturb me? I am in half dream-
A-"Unless you wake up I will make your dream for ever"-he got up immediately.Ha! Ha!
16.In a flight one fellow tried to open the emergency gate. Seeing this the attendant came and shouted"He! fool you will go to heaven-The man"Then it is OK."Ha! Ha!
17. Lunch was being served .One fellow"What about me?.Stewardess replied-"Wait man.Have patience.High hills grow less as we ascend them etc. Ha! Ha!
18. A beautiful stewardess came full of make up.One said "Oh God!"-She replied " I am not God-I am only a stewardess Ha! Ha!
11. An aircraft was doing 32,000 ft.,suddenly it came down to 30,000, because of an air vaccoum.One said"What a fall"-Ha! Ha!
12.One man was watching TV, in a movie.The villian was about to kill the hero_the anxious viewer shouted"KIll him" "Kill him"-All said" Be calm,else you will be killed-Ha! Ha!
13One fellow startted telling anxiously about a story to the next man.After hearing everything, the second man said"-Everything OK-but unable to hear anything! (he was deaf) Ha! Ha!
14.Husband and wife were travelling.Wife" Honey- On reaching we should make an agreement. ie. "We will never quarrel"--Do you hear me?
Hus.Yes(patly listnening}
W-How many times I have to tell.-Then they started fighting again.Ha! Ha!
15.Ina flight a fellow was sleeping and dreaming.Destination came and all went,but he did not wake up.Attendant came and made efforts to get him up-He said"Why do you disturb me? I am in half dream-
A-"Unless you wake up I will make your dream for ever"-he got up immediately.Ha! Ha!
16.In a flight one fellow tried to open the emergency gate. Seeing this the attendant came and shouted"He! fool you will go to heaven-The man"Then it is OK."Ha! Ha!
17. Lunch was being served .One fellow"What about me?.Stewardess replied-"Wait man.Have patience.High hills grow less as we ascend them etc. Ha! Ha!
18. A beautiful stewardess came full of make up.One said "Oh God!"-She replied " I am not God-I am only a stewardess Ha! Ha!
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