JOKES IN General:
1.Two fellows were talking" Both said"We will meet tomorrow".One came next day and waited-the other did no turn up.First fellow said"He would have gone for wool gathering"-Ha! Ha!
2.One said " My wife is always scolding me ".
The other_"you are fortunate"
First fellow"How?
2nd "My wife is always hitting me!"-Ha! Ha!
3. One said"My wife is always threatening-she would divorce me"
2nd"You are fortunate"
1st-How?
2nd"I am already a divorcee"-Ha! Ha!
4.One fellow was ;laughing violently.
The other"why do you laugh"
1st one-" I was just thinking about you-Ha!
5.One man was eating
2nd fellow came and saw him eating and asked"what are you eating
He replied"a dog"
1st "pl be careful.it will bite you-Ha! Ha!
6. One man eating a donnet
2nd man-"what are you eating"?
he replied "donnet-but other heard as"done it( he was half deaf)
2ne man"then why do you still eat?
7.Two fellows were drinking-One said"I feel I am in a different world"
2nd "Don"t worry-you will come to the world tomorrow"-ha! Ha!
8.`One fellow was drinking too much.
His friend"He! you are drinking too much-what happened?
the other-"I am very happy"
the other" You can never be happy from tomorrow onwards"-Ha! Ha!
9.One man said to his friend""this is the first time I am drinking
his friend "He!Do some ritual and drink-Ha! ha!
10.One man said "I always tell my wife-"I don"t drink"
The other-""i always tell my wife"I drink only when I smoke"-Ha! Ha!
11.Two men were drinking -One said"Yesterday what we had, was bad.
The other-"Today it worst"_Ha! Ha!
12.A drunkard was walking on the road and was measuring both the sides of the road
One man asked-"Why do you go like this ?"
Drunkard-"I wan to reach home early"
2nd man-" I think you will never"-Ha! ha!
13.Having drunk fully one man was entering home.
Wife asked"Where were you?
He replied"I was in heaven"
Wife-"Why can"t you be there always."Ha! Ha!
14.One man was entering home .having drunk.
wife-"Did you drink?
Hus-"Honey - Today only"-Ha! Ha!
15. one fellow was drinking in his home surruptiously.
Wife-What are you doing here?
Hus-"I making heaven here:
Wife-"But I will be in hell"-Ha! ha!
16.Two men were drinking .One said"He! This will be my last drink."
The other" Not only last drink-but last day too".Ha! Ha!
1.Two fellows were talking" Both said"We will meet tomorrow".One came next day and waited-the other did no turn up.First fellow said"He would have gone for wool gathering"-Ha! Ha!
2.One said " My wife is always scolding me ".
The other_"you are fortunate"
First fellow"How?
2nd "My wife is always hitting me!"-Ha! Ha!
3. One said"My wife is always threatening-she would divorce me"
2nd"You are fortunate"
1st-How?
2nd"I am already a divorcee"-Ha! Ha!
4.One fellow was ;laughing violently.
The other"why do you laugh"
1st one-" I was just thinking about you-Ha!
5.One man was eating
2nd fellow came and saw him eating and asked"what are you eating
He replied"a dog"
1st "pl be careful.it will bite you-Ha! Ha!
6. One man eating a donnet
2nd man-"what are you eating"?
he replied "donnet-but other heard as"done it( he was half deaf)
2ne man"then why do you still eat?
7.Two fellows were drinking-One said"I feel I am in a different world"
2nd "Don"t worry-you will come to the world tomorrow"-ha! Ha!
8.`One fellow was drinking too much.
His friend"He! you are drinking too much-what happened?
the other-"I am very happy"
the other" You can never be happy from tomorrow onwards"-Ha! Ha!
9.One man said to his friend""this is the first time I am drinking
his friend "He!Do some ritual and drink-Ha! ha!
10.One man said "I always tell my wife-"I don"t drink"
The other-""i always tell my wife"I drink only when I smoke"-Ha! Ha!
11.Two men were drinking -One said"Yesterday what we had, was bad.
The other-"Today it worst"_Ha! Ha!
12.A drunkard was walking on the road and was measuring both the sides of the road
One man asked-"Why do you go like this ?"
Drunkard-"I wan to reach home early"
2nd man-" I think you will never"-Ha! ha!
13.Having drunk fully one man was entering home.
Wife asked"Where were you?
He replied"I was in heaven"
Wife-"Why can"t you be there always."Ha! Ha!
14.One man was entering home .having drunk.
wife-"Did you drink?
Hus-"Honey - Today only"-Ha! Ha!
15. one fellow was drinking in his home surruptiously.
Wife-What are you doing here?
Hus-"I making heaven here:
Wife-"But I will be in hell"-Ha! ha!
16.Two men were drinking .One said"He! This will be my last drink."
The other" Not only last drink-but last day too".Ha! Ha!
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