FLIGHT JOKES:_
1.A big man came and sat compressedly in a seat. He further adjusted by jerking .The seat gave way-Ha! Ha!
2.A lady was sleeping. Suddenly stewardess brought coffee"coffee" "coffee"-She suddenly woke up and said" I had already one in my dream._Ha! Ha!
3.One child was crying-the stewardess put her in the improvised cradle and child stopping crying. One said" She is the "cradle of civilization"Ha! Ha!
4.One man was asking-He! When it will reach the destination?.The other -"I can"t say, so many factors play"-Ha! Ha!
5.A stewardess brought lunch for a passenger .Seeing that_He said"I irdered Veg.,now I find some alien objects{NV}. I don"t want-Ha! Ha1
6.An Aircraft was cruising ,suddenly it entered into a turbulent zone- One man was sleeping and forgot ro put the seat belt. There was a sudden jolt and he fell downHa! Ha!
7. One man was listnening music and singing loudly_ One said" YOu can listen music, but we will be non-musical.Ha! Ha!
8. One fellow was shoutng"Iam sick"-An available doctor helped him and said"No problem-he will reach destinationHa! Ha!
9.A lunch a tray was given to a child_ seeing this one said"Too much for too little"-Ha! Ha!
10.Coffee was brought but unfortunately it spilled over-One said" coffee for all"-Ha! Ha!
1.A big man came and sat compressedly in a seat. He further adjusted by jerking .The seat gave way-Ha! Ha!
2.A lady was sleeping. Suddenly stewardess brought coffee"coffee" "coffee"-She suddenly woke up and said" I had already one in my dream._Ha! Ha!
3.One child was crying-the stewardess put her in the improvised cradle and child stopping crying. One said" She is the "cradle of civilization"Ha! Ha!
4.One man was asking-He! When it will reach the destination?.The other -"I can"t say, so many factors play"-Ha! Ha!
5.A stewardess brought lunch for a passenger .Seeing that_He said"I irdered Veg.,now I find some alien objects{NV}. I don"t want-Ha! Ha1
6.An Aircraft was cruising ,suddenly it entered into a turbulent zone- One man was sleeping and forgot ro put the seat belt. There was a sudden jolt and he fell downHa! Ha!
7. One man was listnening music and singing loudly_ One said" YOu can listen music, but we will be non-musical.Ha! Ha!
8. One fellow was shoutng"Iam sick"-An available doctor helped him and said"No problem-he will reach destinationHa! Ha!
9.A lunch a tray was given to a child_ seeing this one said"Too much for too little"-Ha! Ha!
10.Coffee was brought but unfortunately it spilled over-One said" coffee for all"-Ha! Ha!
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