Airport Jokes:
26.A man was smoking. One man objected saying"Smoking is bad"-the smoker said"thet is only a statutory warning"Ha! Ha!
27.One said" I am straight from office" -the other asked"then straight to Delhi?"Ha! Ha!
28.One said"I want to keep myself idle". The other "Idle man"s brain is a devil"s workshop"Ha! Ha!
29One man was saying" I feel I am between devil and deep sea"-The other man asked" who are they?
1st man replied"My two wives"Ha! Ha!
30.One man was walking,moving his hands and legs violently.One said"Symbol of agility"Ha! Ha!
31.One child was crying and crying -unable to ontrol her mother yelled "Help! Help!-One big fellow came and stood before the child showing his prowess.-child stopped crying instatantly Ha! Ha!
32.One fellow was reading a passage loudly" Never yield! Never yield!" Man next to him"Pl stop" Ha!Ha!
33.Announcement came "Flight schedule changed" One said"If it is otherwise only, it is normal-Ha! Ha!
34.One man wasshouting and running"I want to catch the flight' I want to catch the flight"(Actually he missed the flight)Ha! Ha!
35.An announcement came "Lat minute rush up"One was rushing shouting"Which flight" which flight?-One replied "Dubai".The man stopped immediately and said"My God!-(he was for another destination)Ha1 Ha!
26.A man was smoking. One man objected saying"Smoking is bad"-the smoker said"thet is only a statutory warning"Ha! Ha!
27.One said" I am straight from office" -the other asked"then straight to Delhi?"Ha! Ha!
28.One said"I want to keep myself idle". The other "Idle man"s brain is a devil"s workshop"Ha! Ha!
29One man was saying" I feel I am between devil and deep sea"-The other man asked" who are they?
1st man replied"My two wives"Ha! Ha!
30.One man was walking,moving his hands and legs violently.One said"Symbol of agility"Ha! Ha!
31.One child was crying and crying -unable to ontrol her mother yelled "Help! Help!-One big fellow came and stood before the child showing his prowess.-child stopped crying instatantly Ha! Ha!
32.One fellow was reading a passage loudly" Never yield! Never yield!" Man next to him"Pl stop" Ha!Ha!
33.Announcement came "Flight schedule changed" One said"If it is otherwise only, it is normal-Ha! Ha!
34.One man wasshouting and running"I want to catch the flight' I want to catch the flight"(Actually he missed the flight)Ha! Ha!
35.An announcement came "Lat minute rush up"One was rushing shouting"Which flight" which flight?-One replied "Dubai".The man stopped immediately and said"My God!-(he was for another destination)Ha1 Ha!
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