Air craft Jokes:-

1. Husband and wife were travelling -Wife "Honey! I have a doubt wheether I have taken my necklace or not.Husband-" No problem-if you have taken it will be in your neck and if it is not taken it will be -neck less-Ha! Ha!

2.Husband and wife were travelling Wife "Honey I have stomuch pain and vomitting? Husband"Dear -just wait for 10 months. We will know the result.Ha! Ha!

3.Husband and wife were travelling-Husband"Dear-Why so much make up?-Wife" just to make up my in-laws. Ha! Ha!

4.Wife -"Honey on reaching dstination we will spend the night happily." Husband -"Dear NOT POSSIBLE- your brother and  family will be there.-Ha! Ha!

5.Wife -"Honey-'What is the secret of life? Hus-"It is to be with you always."

6.Husband and wife-Wife-"Honey Yesterday you quarelled with me.Hus_" Today nothing you know"- Wife "What about tomorrow?-Ha! Ha!

7.Husband and wife were travelling-Wife -" Honey -What do you think about enemity. Husband"-Something alien to us"-Ha! Ha!

8.Husband and wife were travelling.Suddenly, lunch tray came and airhostess asked -"Two"
Hus-"No-only one
AH-HOw"
H&W-We are inseparable! Ha! Ha!

9.Husband and were travelling-wife was sleeping and dreaming.Suddenly she woke up and yelled"Are we in heaven?.
Hus-You expect too much-Ha! Ha!

10.stewardess was bringing food tray.Suddenly she caughed violently  abd as a result food  spilled over every body.-
One said-" Too much caughing up!

11.Plane was cruising,suddenly an announcement came-"We are in danger"
Wife"Atleast  let me take up my purse-Ha! Ha!

12 One man asked Airhostess_" What day is today?"
She replied-"I will tell you after 5 minutes( time was(11-55PM)
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