140.Teacher told students"you shoud be -polite,obedient,dedicated and a
patriot-pat came the reply-Sir ,these are applicable for olden days and not for today.
141.Students you know -teacher said-Slow and steady win the race". Students -'No sir-"blow and steady win the race"
142.Students! teacher said-"Tomorrow we go for an excurssion" Students said" no sir-" We have excusion everyday in our class."
143Boys-teacher ssaid-"you should behave with girl students"-No sir-now a days the situatiohn is the other way round.
144.After fighting each other-Teacher shouted-" Why do you fight"-One said -sir-he is saying-" you are good" and the other said" you are bad"- that is the problem-sir,
145.Teacher said "today you go home early" one student said"I can't sir,beacuse daily I am going late saying we have extra class.
146.teacher aksed-" what do you mean by an animal"-one replied pointing to the teacher-"you arefine example" sir.
147.Teacher said" Daily you should do prayer"-one said-"I do sir daily"teacher Good! what for? student-"for getting a better teacher"
148.Teacher asked_"What do you know by the term"Character"-one student-" "a term not applicable to you"-sir,
149.Teacher said " honesty is the best policy" one student-No sir"Dishonesty is the best polcy to day"
150.Teacher-" you people seem to be good today"-Why?-students replied-"Today is parents Day-all our parents will come soon"
151.Teacher said-" Don't go too far in anything"- No sir-students replied-"we are just sitting in our class"
152.Teacher said"Monday is greater than Sunday-how? Tell me.One student-sir"Monday we fight in the class, Sunday we don't fight"
153.Teacher said "Snakes bite"-On e said " you also "sir.
154.Teacher said-"Dogs bark"- one "you also"sir.
155.Teacher asked"-What do you mean by copy wirting"-One student "that we do in our exam."-sir
156.Teacher said-"This is the last day,next year, I shoud not see you here in this class"-One said""I don't like to have a change"-wir.
157.One student said"I like you very much sir" Teacher said"Why?Student repliied"YOu always allow us to sleep in the class."
158.A maths teacher after writing a problem on the board asked students-"What is the next step?-You tell?-the student suddenly woke up and said"I don't find any step-sir"
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
pammal hari hanquill jokes.
111. Two children were fighting for a toy, seeing this Father said"Children you should share between you" One said" No problem, he broke the toy into two pieces and gave one piece to another.
112.A 3 year old boy was crying and crying.Parents could not make out the reason and all thier attempts failed. Finally they said "Son you need not go to school to-day:-the boy immediately stopped crying.
113A baby was crawling. A cat came suddely and seeing this baby started crying loudly. The cat beacem scarry and went away.
114.A boy made a toy temple using lego pieces. Father asked-"Where is the God? Boy replied " God prevails everywhere."
115, Aboy was playing a toy and suddenly it broke and he started crying. Father said"No problem my son .I will get you another toy"Son replied"Now I realised, it has become an antiquity now and hence you wanted to keep it in the shelf."
116. a family was driving to railway station to catch a train. Suddenly father realised they did not take their tickets. Father shouted'Oh God! I have forgotton to take the tickes." Pat came the reply from the boy. "Father yesterday I was playing with the tickets and finally put it in my toy train" -"What" father said.
117.A 2 year old boy was writing on the TV screen his maths sum. Seeing this -father shouted"You fool"-Son replied -"sorry father this TV screen is bettter than my slaate and hence.----
118.Father asked his 2 year old daughter"What happened to your teddy-bear?
Daughter replied"Father teddy bear got ill and shiverring and hence kept it in the micro-oven"
119. Father said"Today is very hot" Pat came the reply from his son"Father I kept the fridge open and I feel fine."
120.A baby was suffering from fever and started shiverring. Seeing this baby's elder isiter said" Father since my sister is shiverring, we can put her in micro-oven".
112.A 3 year old boy was crying and crying.Parents could not make out the reason and all thier attempts failed. Finally they said "Son you need not go to school to-day:-the boy immediately stopped crying.
113A baby was crawling. A cat came suddely and seeing this baby started crying loudly. The cat beacem scarry and went away.
114.A boy made a toy temple using lego pieces. Father asked-"Where is the God? Boy replied " God prevails everywhere."
115, Aboy was playing a toy and suddenly it broke and he started crying. Father said"No problem my son .I will get you another toy"Son replied"Now I realised, it has become an antiquity now and hence you wanted to keep it in the shelf."
116. a family was driving to railway station to catch a train. Suddenly father realised they did not take their tickets. Father shouted'Oh God! I have forgotton to take the tickes." Pat came the reply from the boy. "Father yesterday I was playing with the tickets and finally put it in my toy train" -"What" father said.
117.A 2 year old boy was writing on the TV screen his maths sum. Seeing this -father shouted"You fool"-Son replied -"sorry father this TV screen is bettter than my slaate and hence.----
118.Father asked his 2 year old daughter"What happened to your teddy-bear?
Daughter replied"Father teddy bear got ill and shiverring and hence kept it in the micro-oven"
119. Father said"Today is very hot" Pat came the reply from his son"Father I kept the fridge open and I feel fine."
120.A baby was suffering from fever and started shiverring. Seeing this baby's elder isiter said" Father since my sister is shiverring, we can put her in micro-oven".
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Raga "gurjari" of thyag and m.dikshitar-compar.
The Raaga "Gurjari"-of tyagaraja
The raaga "Gujjari"-of m.Dikshitahr:-
1.Songs tygarja and dishithar-play an imporatant part in finding out the differences and similarities:
2.Both are janyas of -Mayamalavagaula-M15.
2.1Arohana and avarohana:
Tyagarja:Gurjari
a-Sa Ra Gu Ma Pa Dha Nu Sa
av.Sa Dha Nu Dha Pa Ma Gu Ra Sa
Dikshithar:Gujjari
a.Sa Ra Gu Dha Pa Ma Pa Dha Nu Sa
av.Sa Nu Dha Pa Ma Gu Ra Sa.
3-Full Sacle :
T-gurjariArohana-Sa RaGu Ma Pa Dha Nu Sa
D-gujjari-Avarohana-Sa Nu Dha Pa Ma GuRaSa.
4.You could find-Sa Ra Gu-permitted in arohana of both ragas
5.In arohana-Ty-"Ma Pa Dha Nu Sa"
D.-"Dha Pa Ma Pa Dha Nu Sa
6.In avarohana-Ty-Sa Dha Nu Dha
D-Sa Nu Dha
7-Both are upanga ragas
8-Prayogas of both ragas:
gurjari-of Ty-
Sa Ra Gu Gu Gu Ma, Pa Ma Gu Ra Sa Nu,Pa dha Pa Ma,Gu Ma Gu ra Sa Nu,Gu Ra Sa Ra Gu Ma, Gu Ma Pa Ma Gu Ra,Sa Dha Nu Dha Pa.
Gujjari-of Dik-Sa Ra Gu Dha, Ra Sa Dha Sa,Ra Ra Gu,Dha Pa Ma Gu Ra. etc.
These are only outlines-suggestions welcome
The raaga "Gujjari"-of m.Dikshitahr:-
1.Songs tygarja and dishithar-play an imporatant part in finding out the differences and similarities:
2.Both are janyas of -Mayamalavagaula-M15.
2.1Arohana and avarohana:
Tyagarja:Gurjari
a-Sa Ra Gu Ma Pa Dha Nu Sa
av.Sa Dha Nu Dha Pa Ma Gu Ra Sa
Dikshithar:Gujjari
a.Sa Ra Gu Dha Pa Ma Pa Dha Nu Sa
av.Sa Nu Dha Pa Ma Gu Ra Sa.
3-Full Sacle :
T-gurjariArohana-Sa RaGu Ma Pa Dha Nu Sa
D-gujjari-Avarohana-Sa Nu Dha Pa Ma GuRaSa.
4.You could find-Sa Ra Gu-permitted in arohana of both ragas
5.In arohana-Ty-"Ma Pa Dha Nu Sa"
D.-"Dha Pa Ma Pa Dha Nu Sa
6.In avarohana-Ty-Sa Dha Nu Dha
D-Sa Nu Dha
7-Both are upanga ragas
8-Prayogas of both ragas:
gurjari-of Ty-
Sa Ra Gu Gu Gu Ma, Pa Ma Gu Ra Sa Nu,Pa dha Pa Ma,Gu Ma Gu ra Sa Nu,Gu Ra Sa Ra Gu Ma, Gu Ma Pa Ma Gu Ra,Sa Dha Nu Dha Pa.
Gujjari-of Dik-Sa Ra Gu Dha, Ra Sa Dha Sa,Ra Ra Gu,Dha Pa Ma Gu Ra. etc.
These are only outlines-suggestions welcome
Sunday, June 13, 2010
pammal hari hanquill jokes
111. A peon was arguing with his box in a Govt office .Boss said "I will sack you"Peon replied "pl do so"peon was sacked . H estood for election and finally became a minister. .After becoming a minister he called the old boss, went for an argument and the boss ws sacked showing filthy reasons.
112. A peon came late to the office . The boss shouted :Why are you late? He replied-sorry sir,"I was with your wife"
113.A motor cyclist went through "No entry road" Policeman called him and booked him.The driver gave him a bribe- Policeman allowed him to go . the driver said"No entry only for the road and not for money?
114.A policeman was chasing a thief.Finally he gave up chasing. The thief said "Poor fellow -Do'nt worry-Have this money.-by giving a nice sum.
115.A policeman was on rounds and he saw a thief and was to be caught .The thief said "Why do you waste your energy -if you put me in prison,I can see that I am out tomorrow"
116.A teacher was reading a passage " We are all good people". Astudent-Sir ,that is why we are listening you."
117.wife asked husband "yesterday I saw you were talking with a lady" What made you to talk with her.Husband replied"Do'nt you know -I gave her a promise that she would be my wife in my second birth"
118.A wife was arranging the book shelf in her house. She said" All book are really good except one "-How to be a good husband"-husband asked "What"
119.Wife said husband"Tomorrow , we shoud go to the church and pray God " Hus band said"What" - Wife replied " to pray God that I shoudl be blessed witha good hisband."
120.Wife said husband "Honey-yesterday I made a receipe and to day I made another receipe-Which one is good? Husband replied"yesterday it was bad and today it is worse. "
121.Wife asked husband"What is the difference between a good receipe and a bad receipe?-Husband "as far as you are concerned both are one and the same"
122.Husband "why there is so much noise in the kitchen?_Wife"because I am making a receipe, which you ever had previously"
123.wife"I won't cook for another ten days"-Husband "What!I cooked in sucha way that it will last for another ten days."
124.Wife " I am going to try new receipes one by one " Husband"Best of luck"- "I will be on tour for another ten days."
125."Wife "my neighbour says she is a good lady< Husband "Oh God! let the truth prevail always."
126.Wife " from tomorrow onwards we should not fight "Husband"What about to day" and started fighting.
127.Wife "my son phoned me sayig he will come for lunch" Husband " I am saved" My son will eat the new receipe made by you"
128.Children were fighting each other-Father " No No".Children replied " What else we shoudl do ?
129.Two children gave a promise to father "if you buy toys for us we won't fight"
Father"Agreed" and he bought -one elephant toy and tiger toy" and gave it to them. An hour later lot of noise and fighting was going on-. father-" What is the noise? Children replied-"-We are not fighting -only the elephant and the tiger are fighting each other."
130. Father -"Child- if you study well I will get you good books."The child-"I want only one book-How to get a pas without studying'
112. A peon came late to the office . The boss shouted :Why are you late? He replied-sorry sir,"I was with your wife"
113.A motor cyclist went through "No entry road" Policeman called him and booked him.The driver gave him a bribe- Policeman allowed him to go . the driver said"No entry only for the road and not for money?
114.A policeman was chasing a thief.Finally he gave up chasing. The thief said "Poor fellow -Do'nt worry-Have this money.-by giving a nice sum.
115.A policeman was on rounds and he saw a thief and was to be caught .The thief said "Why do you waste your energy -if you put me in prison,I can see that I am out tomorrow"
116.A teacher was reading a passage " We are all good people". Astudent-Sir ,that is why we are listening you."
117.wife asked husband "yesterday I saw you were talking with a lady" What made you to talk with her.Husband replied"Do'nt you know -I gave her a promise that she would be my wife in my second birth"
118.A wife was arranging the book shelf in her house. She said" All book are really good except one "-How to be a good husband"-husband asked "What"
119.Wife said husband"Tomorrow , we shoud go to the church and pray God " Hus band said"What" - Wife replied " to pray God that I shoudl be blessed witha good hisband."
120.Wife said husband "Honey-yesterday I made a receipe and to day I made another receipe-Which one is good? Husband replied"yesterday it was bad and today it is worse. "
121.Wife asked husband"What is the difference between a good receipe and a bad receipe?-Husband "as far as you are concerned both are one and the same"
122.Husband "why there is so much noise in the kitchen?_Wife"because I am making a receipe, which you ever had previously"
123.wife"I won't cook for another ten days"-Husband "What!I cooked in sucha way that it will last for another ten days."
124.Wife " I am going to try new receipes one by one " Husband"Best of luck"- "I will be on tour for another ten days."
125."Wife "my neighbour says she is a good lady< Husband "Oh God! let the truth prevail always."
126.Wife " from tomorrow onwards we should not fight "Husband"What about to day" and started fighting.
127.Wife "my son phoned me sayig he will come for lunch" Husband " I am saved" My son will eat the new receipe made by you"
128.Children were fighting each other-Father " No No".Children replied " What else we shoudl do ?
129.Two children gave a promise to father "if you buy toys for us we won't fight"
Father"Agreed" and he bought -one elephant toy and tiger toy" and gave it to them. An hour later lot of noise and fighting was going on-. father-" What is the noise? Children replied-"-We are not fighting -only the elephant and the tiger are fighting each other."
130. Father -"Child- if you study well I will get you good books."The child-"I want only one book-How to get a pas without studying'
Friday, June 4, 2010
Readers divine digest
1,saptaswara makes world of music.
True friendship makes world of music
2 Musician enjoys while singing.
we enjoy while mind is in serenity.
3.concert success depends on making audience spell bound.
sucess of life concert depends on creating harmonius envirornment
4.Life is like a musical instrument.
To play a good music man requires Godliness.
5Rhythm in music creates wonder.
Rhythm in life creates tranquilty.
6.World of music has no boundary.
Also true frienship has no boundary.
7. Bird of music flies high when musician flutters in ragas
Bird of chracter flies high when man flutters in kindness.
8,Music flows when in unision with sruti.
life flows when in sruti of forgiveness flows.
True friendship makes world of music
2 Musician enjoys while singing.
we enjoy while mind is in serenity.
3.concert success depends on making audience spell bound.
sucess of life concert depends on creating harmonius envirornment
4.Life is like a musical instrument.
To play a good music man requires Godliness.
5Rhythm in music creates wonder.
Rhythm in life creates tranquilty.
6.World of music has no boundary.
Also true frienship has no boundary.
7. Bird of music flies high when musician flutters in ragas
Bird of chracter flies high when man flutters in kindness.
8,Music flows when in unision with sruti.
life flows when in sruti of forgiveness flows.
Thursday, June 3, 2010
pammal hari hanquill jokes
93 A lady was caressing her dog and said"Honey,I love you so much "the dog asked"ore than your husband"?She replied "yes very much"
94A man shouted" I am really between devil and deep sea"Wife asked"Who is the devil?Husband replied-"you"-What?-then asked -who is the deep sea?-Husband replied-"My girl friend".
93.A cat after following a mouse for a pretty long time said"I am tired of you" mouse replied"days have changed-my friend"
94.A donkey was carrying a heavy load and praying G0d-"Oh God!Please lessen my burden""-God
replied "Do'nt worry-death is on the way"
95.TWo beggars were talking each other -One was a bride groom and the other his would be in law.Bride groom asked"What would you give me as my dowry? In law replied Don't worry-"
I will give you there two rich men street as my dowry"
96.A wife asked "What would you do after mu death?Husband replied"Defenitely i will enjoy with my girl friend"
97.On man was praying God Oh God!please shower good things on all people"God replied -Ok .except politicians.
98.A man after painting a beautiful lady"s picture asked his wife -"How is it "?Wife replied "Fine"Husband "I am happy -it is not like you"
99.A Teacher asked students"Suppose you face a tiger what will you do?students-"the tiger would run away" that is the present condition.
100.Teacher said to students"Let us take an oath-We all will study well and get a pass"A student"Sir-"I have been saying this for the past two years -i am in the same class
101.A husband was in a happy mood and asked wife"What do you want? I will get you the best thing in the world"-Pat came the reply_"Divorce"
102. A boss asked his lady secretary to inform his wife that "he will be on tour straight away.Accordingly -the lady secretary informed his wife"We wiil be on tour for 2 days ok?
103.A donkey was thinking that he will be a horse in his next birth and happily jumped violently
.Suddenly he fell into a ditch and died.
104 A teacher asked students "What you will become? Suddenly a student " I will be your Head Master and sack you.
105 A sermon was going in full session -father said"All disturbing persons will go to hell",Suddenly a rat appeared and disturbed everybody.
106.A Hindu preacher asked his devotee"Do you see God In me?"-Pat came the reply-"I see everything in you except God"
107.A Hindu preacher was saying "the actions we do will decide whether we will go to hell or heaven".Pat came the reply-"including what you do now"
108.A dog was running fast-suddenly he met a bitch. the bitch asked "where are you going?
the dog replied"in search of my girl friend"-bitch replied"Can I help you"
109.wife was doing prayer.Suddenly her husband disturbed .Wife shouted"Why do you disturb me? Husband replied"No problem- in any case you will go to hell"
110.Wife and husband were in good .mood.Suddenly husband said "You are my sweety" Wife replied-"the same thing you were telling yester day to another lady, which I saw.
94A man shouted" I am really between devil and deep sea"Wife asked"Who is the devil?Husband replied-"you"-What?-then asked -who is the deep sea?-Husband replied-"My girl friend".
93.A cat after following a mouse for a pretty long time said"I am tired of you" mouse replied"days have changed-my friend"
94.A donkey was carrying a heavy load and praying G0d-"Oh God!Please lessen my burden""-God
replied "Do'nt worry-death is on the way"
95.TWo beggars were talking each other -One was a bride groom and the other his would be in law.Bride groom asked"What would you give me as my dowry? In law replied Don't worry-"
I will give you there two rich men street as my dowry"
96.A wife asked "What would you do after mu death?Husband replied"Defenitely i will enjoy with my girl friend"
97.On man was praying God Oh God!please shower good things on all people"God replied -Ok .except politicians.
98.A man after painting a beautiful lady"s picture asked his wife -"How is it "?Wife replied "Fine"Husband "I am happy -it is not like you"
99.A Teacher asked students"Suppose you face a tiger what will you do?students-"the tiger would run away" that is the present condition.
100.Teacher said to students"Let us take an oath-We all will study well and get a pass"A student"Sir-"I have been saying this for the past two years -i am in the same class
101.A husband was in a happy mood and asked wife"What do you want? I will get you the best thing in the world"-Pat came the reply_"Divorce"
102. A boss asked his lady secretary to inform his wife that "he will be on tour straight away.Accordingly -the lady secretary informed his wife"We wiil be on tour for 2 days ok?
103.A donkey was thinking that he will be a horse in his next birth and happily jumped violently
.Suddenly he fell into a ditch and died.
104 A teacher asked students "What you will become? Suddenly a student " I will be your Head Master and sack you.
105 A sermon was going in full session -father said"All disturbing persons will go to hell",Suddenly a rat appeared and disturbed everybody.
106.A Hindu preacher asked his devotee"Do you see God In me?"-Pat came the reply-"I see everything in you except God"
107.A Hindu preacher was saying "the actions we do will decide whether we will go to hell or heaven".Pat came the reply-"including what you do now"
108.A dog was running fast-suddenly he met a bitch. the bitch asked "where are you going?
the dog replied"in search of my girl friend"-bitch replied"Can I help you"
109.wife was doing prayer.Suddenly her husband disturbed .Wife shouted"Why do you disturb me? Husband replied"No problem- in any case you will go to hell"
110.Wife and husband were in good .mood.Suddenly husband said "You are my sweety" Wife replied-"the same thing you were telling yester day to another lady, which I saw.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
Sunday, May 23, 2010
pammal hari hanquill jokes
80.A teacher told students"Boys study well else your will be spoiled"-One student stood up and said_"What about girls sir
81.A teacher said "Time and tide will wait for no man"-One student_"Who else will wait sir"
82.Wife and Husband were rolling on the bed-Wife asked"I am not getting sleep-What shall I do?
Husband_"Just think about me "
83.A teacher asked students "What would you become when you grow up?Pat came the reply-"I Never become a teacher like you sir."
84.A musician was singing at his top suddenly a mosquito entered his mouth and therefore he started making inaudible noises.Audience"Now only you are singing well".
85.A lady was searching her chicken."No problem-we had already the dinner-said the neighbour.
86Wife told husband-"You should take apple from tomorrow onwards-Husband_Oh God! I am going to retire from tomorrow"
87.Teacher said"Knowledge is sky high"-One student -No sir only upto roof level"
88.Huband said"Now a days I get good sleep and I dream also. Wife asked May I know the reason.Husband"I dream I am with a beautiful woman 'Wife -"You"
89.Wife said "To day is a day of cleaning and I am going to throw away all unwanted things"Husband-Fine'-wife"-including you"
90.A bear occured in a forest and said"I am going to kill you "The man replied"You can do so-subejct to the condition that you will send me to heaven".
91 A rich man was having two wives-Both said-" We should live happily"one could not understand and asked "How".the other said"Killing this man"
81.A teacher said "Time and tide will wait for no man"-One student_"Who else will wait sir"
82.Wife and Husband were rolling on the bed-Wife asked"I am not getting sleep-What shall I do?
Husband_"Just think about me "
83.A teacher asked students "What would you become when you grow up?Pat came the reply-"I Never become a teacher like you sir."
84.A musician was singing at his top suddenly a mosquito entered his mouth and therefore he started making inaudible noises.Audience"Now only you are singing well".
85.A lady was searching her chicken."No problem-we had already the dinner-said the neighbour.
86Wife told husband-"You should take apple from tomorrow onwards-Husband_Oh God! I am going to retire from tomorrow"
87.Teacher said"Knowledge is sky high"-One student -No sir only upto roof level"
88.Huband said"Now a days I get good sleep and I dream also. Wife asked May I know the reason.Husband"I dream I am with a beautiful woman 'Wife -"You"
89.Wife said "To day is a day of cleaning and I am going to throw away all unwanted things"Husband-Fine'-wife"-including you"
90.A bear occured in a forest and said"I am going to kill you "The man replied"You can do so-subejct to the condition that you will send me to heaven".
91 A rich man was having two wives-Both said-" We should live happily"one could not understand and asked "How".the other said"Killing this man"
Saturday, May 22, 2010
pammal hari-hanquill-jokes
60.Lovers were driving very fast.suddenly his fiancee asked him to stop the car.After getting down ,she said " Now you can go and he started going -she shouted I have just removed the brake.
61.Husband said to wife"Yesterday I saw a beautiful woman "-wife"How dare you are"-Husband-"Honey you are the most beautiful woman in the world"
no man
62. Lovers were travelling in a boat-the girl said-"I am fed up with you -I am going to commit suicide"-the boy said"No problem-I will help you"
63.The teacher told students "Time and tide will wait for no man"-one student " my fiancee will wait for me sir"
64TheTeacher after solving a problem asked students -"What have you understood?-Tell me?
One student replied-"I have understood that you are a wrong man here"
65.Huband and wife were reading News paper-suddenly a man appeared.Husband-"How dare you are?- the man replied" just ask your wife"
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66.Wife said to husband-"To day is my birth day-Do you know"-Husband-"Now a days I am short of memories"
67.A train just started running-a lady was running to catch the train. After seeing the Guard she said "I came late-sorry".Guard said "If you entrain you will be "late" for ever"
68.A baby was about to fall in a bucket of water.Seeing this mother said "You fool you would have gone to hell-thank God".
69.One man was shouting on the foot path and pointing out a man"I am stronger than you"-the other man holding out a revolver said"I can make you the the strongest
70 Holding out a revolver, a lunatic man said"I am going to kill my girl friend"-snatching the revolver doctor said"that will never happen"
71.Husband and wife were walking on the foot path. Suddenly a lady appeared and kissed the husband-Wife asked "How dare" lady said "from tomorrow onwards I will be in your house-Do"nt worry.
72.a boy was playing with dolls. Seeing this father asked him "what are you doing? the boy replied"I am playing with dolls-one husband and two wives"- father-"What?
73. Wife was cooking -Husband asked"Honey What are you doing"?-Wife replied"I am trying a new receipe"-Husband_"then I will go to the nearest resturant.
74.A teacher was reading a lesson"a lady was coming on one side and a man was coming on the opposite side" suddenly a student stood up and said "Pl go faster sir"
75.A new teacher was supposed to come to the class.Before his coming the class was full of noise and they were fighting each other.Suddenly the new teacher came and shouted"What was going On here"-Students replied "sir we were just discussing as to how to receive you."
76.Wife said" Honey-I made a doll" and showing to husband she asked "How is it look like? Husband said "exactly like a monkey"-fine!
77.Two ladies were going and one man came opposite to them and stood near them.One lady said"He is my lover" -the other lady also said "for me too"
78.Husband said "to day coffee is fine " wife said -sorry Honey I made a mistake, I put salt instead of sugar"
61.Husband said to wife"Yesterday I saw a beautiful woman "-wife"How dare you are"-Husband-"Honey you are the most beautiful woman in the world"
no man
62. Lovers were travelling in a boat-the girl said-"I am fed up with you -I am going to commit suicide"-the boy said"No problem-I will help you"
63.The teacher told students "Time and tide will wait for no man"-one student " my fiancee will wait for me sir"
64TheTeacher after solving a problem asked students -"What have you understood?-Tell me?
One student replied-"I have understood that you are a wrong man here"
65.Huband and wife were reading News paper-suddenly a man appeared.Husband-"How dare you are?- the man replied" just ask your wife"
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66.Wife said to husband-"To day is my birth day-Do you know"-Husband-"Now a days I am short of memories"
67.A train just started running-a lady was running to catch the train. After seeing the Guard she said "I came late-sorry".Guard said "If you entrain you will be "late" for ever"
68.A baby was about to fall in a bucket of water.Seeing this mother said "You fool you would have gone to hell-thank God".
69.One man was shouting on the foot path and pointing out a man"I am stronger than you"-the other man holding out a revolver said"I can make you the the strongest
70 Holding out a revolver, a lunatic man said"I am going to kill my girl friend"-snatching the revolver doctor said"that will never happen"
71.Husband and wife were walking on the foot path. Suddenly a lady appeared and kissed the husband-Wife asked "How dare" lady said "from tomorrow onwards I will be in your house-Do"nt worry.
72.a boy was playing with dolls. Seeing this father asked him "what are you doing? the boy replied"I am playing with dolls-one husband and two wives"- father-"What?
73. Wife was cooking -Husband asked"Honey What are you doing"?-Wife replied"I am trying a new receipe"-Husband_"then I will go to the nearest resturant.
74.A teacher was reading a lesson"a lady was coming on one side and a man was coming on the opposite side" suddenly a student stood up and said "Pl go faster sir"
75.A new teacher was supposed to come to the class.Before his coming the class was full of noise and they were fighting each other.Suddenly the new teacher came and shouted"What was going On here"-Students replied "sir we were just discussing as to how to receive you."
76.Wife said" Honey-I made a doll" and showing to husband she asked "How is it look like? Husband said "exactly like a monkey"-fine!
77.Two ladies were going and one man came opposite to them and stood near them.One lady said"He is my lover" -the other lady also said "for me too"
78.Husband said "to day coffee is fine " wife said -sorry Honey I made a mistake, I put salt instead of sugar"
Friday, May 21, 2010
pammal hari-Hanquill-jokes
51.Wife said -"today is a good day" Husband replied"It can never be "-"why" asked wife-Husband
"to day is your birth day"
and asked wife ' Where is my purse" wife replied -"it is with me"- fighting started again.
53 Lovers were saying each other-"We will marry next week"the woman asked-"sure'the man replied.The week after he was on his way to another country.
54Wife asked "what do you think about beauty?Husband replied-"certainly it does not belong to you.
55May god help all" wife prayed-"No"-except you-replied husband
56Wife said "Here is a receipe for you,which you never tasted before" husband replied"Now a days I am short of memory"
57.Husband affectionately asked wife"What do you want"wife replied-"I want everything except you"
58.A mother was feeding her baby with a feeding bottle-suddenly a few drop of milk fell on her
she said-Oh god!(the drops of milk fell on her body was very hot. You could imagine the condition of the baby.
"to day is your birth day"
and asked wife ' Where is my purse" wife replied -"it is with me"- fighting started again.
53 Lovers were saying each other-"We will marry next week"the woman asked-"sure'the man replied.The week after he was on his way to another country.
54Wife asked "what do you think about beauty?Husband replied-"certainly it does not belong to you.
55May god help all" wife prayed-"No"-except you-replied husband
56Wife said "Here is a receipe for you,which you never tasted before" husband replied"Now a days I am short of memory"
57.Husband affectionately asked wife"What do you want"wife replied-"I want everything except you"
58.A mother was feeding her baby with a feeding bottle-suddenly a few drop of milk fell on her
she said-Oh god!(the drops of milk fell on her body was very hot. You could imagine the condition of the baby.
jokes of pammal hari"hanquill"
39.An old was laughing violently.Another asked"What reason" Old man replied" I was just thinking about my wife"s recceipe"
40.A teacher cut a joke. No students laughed. One student stood up and said " what? our teacher atlast cut a joke-why can't we laugh?-all students stood up and laughed violently.
41.In a mental hospital- a patient said"Iam doing cycling and going very fast"-doctor said -you may fall down and pushed him into the cell
42In a mental hospital-a patient said"Earth is revolving" and another said "No Earth is stationary"
Argument went on.Seeing this doctor pushed them into the cell and said " you better find out from here"
43.A man was walking on the foot path. Suddenly a lady appeared and told him"I am you wife" Can't you recognize me"Pat came the reply"lady! Not now -probably in my next birth I will think it over.
44. A patient rushed to a doctor saying"Iam having killing pain" doctor asked him"Where" patient replied" I do not know"-doctor told him -"you better kill yourself"
45.In a mental hospital- a patient was shouting"Oh! -the sky is going to fall down!- doctor replied"Man -sky will never fall down_ you are going to fall down" and pushed him in his cell.
46.On Dec 31st-AWOMAN entered a bath room-finding out water is not coming out-she shouted
"Water is not coming out -Dear" Husband replied_"You better take bath next year"
47.A teacher was taking class-suddenly asked students"Do you know where you stand? A student replied -"between devil and deep sea"
48.A michevous boy was saying " I am going to become a doctor" father replied- "Fine"-Boy replied" let me start the experiment with you-nearing his father with a sharp paper knife."
49.A boss was saying to his wife-" I was not myself at all in my office"-wife asked-"Why dear"
He replied " My lady secretary did not come today"
50.Wife and husband were quarelling and finally taking two kitchen knives said"No problem"-We both can go to heaven together"
51 A father was teaching his son_"Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday-What next?-son replied happily
"my birth day"
52One tiger was telling another in a Zoo'shall we escape and go out" - the other said "YOU fool"-if you go out - human beings are there "You will be killed"
53.A Maths teacher was solving a problem and finally said"Have you understood the problem"One student stood up and said" No -Sir-I have not understood the problem-and continued"the problem lies in you not in Maths."
54.A chemistry teacher was conducting an experiment and finally asked the students"What is the answer"-One stood up and said: Sir it is in the tip of my tongue"-Pat came the reply-" the answer is arsenic-Don't swallow"
55.A teacher was taking poetry class-" the sky is blue.....etc."immedately one student said "Iam not sure Sir- because ,there is roof over me."
40.A teacher cut a joke. No students laughed. One student stood up and said " what? our teacher atlast cut a joke-why can't we laugh?-all students stood up and laughed violently.
41.In a mental hospital- a patient said"Iam doing cycling and going very fast"-doctor said -you may fall down and pushed him into the cell
42In a mental hospital-a patient said"Earth is revolving" and another said "No Earth is stationary"
Argument went on.Seeing this doctor pushed them into the cell and said " you better find out from here"
43.A man was walking on the foot path. Suddenly a lady appeared and told him"I am you wife" Can't you recognize me"Pat came the reply"lady! Not now -probably in my next birth I will think it over.
44. A patient rushed to a doctor saying"Iam having killing pain" doctor asked him"Where" patient replied" I do not know"-doctor told him -"you better kill yourself"
45.In a mental hospital- a patient was shouting"Oh! -the sky is going to fall down!- doctor replied"Man -sky will never fall down_ you are going to fall down" and pushed him in his cell.
46.On Dec 31st-AWOMAN entered a bath room-finding out water is not coming out-she shouted
"Water is not coming out -Dear" Husband replied_"You better take bath next year"
47.A teacher was taking class-suddenly asked students"Do you know where you stand? A student replied -"between devil and deep sea"
48.A michevous boy was saying " I am going to become a doctor" father replied- "Fine"-Boy replied" let me start the experiment with you-nearing his father with a sharp paper knife."
49.A boss was saying to his wife-" I was not myself at all in my office"-wife asked-"Why dear"
He replied " My lady secretary did not come today"
50.Wife and husband were quarelling and finally taking two kitchen knives said"No problem"-We both can go to heaven together"
51 A father was teaching his son_"Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday-What next?-son replied happily
"my birth day"
52One tiger was telling another in a Zoo'shall we escape and go out" - the other said "YOU fool"-if you go out - human beings are there "You will be killed"
53.A Maths teacher was solving a problem and finally said"Have you understood the problem"One student stood up and said" No -Sir-I have not understood the problem-and continued"the problem lies in you not in Maths."
54.A chemistry teacher was conducting an experiment and finally asked the students"What is the answer"-One stood up and said: Sir it is in the tip of my tongue"-Pat came the reply-" the answer is arsenic-Don't swallow"
55.A teacher was taking poetry class-" the sky is blue.....etc."immedately one student said "Iam not sure Sir- because ,there is roof over me."
Thursday, May 20, 2010
jokes of pammal hari
38.A thief entered a bar and pointing out his gun said"all down".thebar man replied-"Not to day" my dear son.
39.watching her husband going with another woman-wife shouted_" How dare you love her".Husband replied"I always go by the principle - "love towards all".
40.A teacher came to the class and told students"You all stand up. One student was sitting-the teacher came to him-"What are you doing"?-Sir I am already standing( he was in half sleep).
41.An exam was going on. One student was keeping quiet.teacher asked" why are you not writing?
he replied-"Sir I am just thinking whether I would get a pass in the next year exam."
42.An exam was going on.One student was not writing-teacher came and asked "why are you not writing" -he replied" I always keep my results"
43Wife said -" in this Chrismas I have decided to condemn all my old things.Husband-"What"
replied wife-"including you"
44.Husband said" Iam an egoless man" wife asked "What"? husband replied"Let me get any lady
as my wife"
45.Husband and wife went to a shop.Wife picked up a "Monkey doll" and said "I like this very much" husband asked "What"? wife replied-"because it is like you"
46A patient went to a doctor and said " doctor- I shout at my wife quite often" doctor replied-" you better go to a vetenary doctor"
47.A musician was about to start a concert.He openend his mouth AND said"Ah! Ah! -suddenly a cluster of beas entered his mouth.He could not even open his mouth.
39.watching her husband going with another woman-wife shouted_" How dare you love her".Husband replied"I always go by the principle - "love towards all".
40.A teacher came to the class and told students"You all stand up. One student was sitting-the teacher came to him-"What are you doing"?-Sir I am already standing( he was in half sleep).
41.An exam was going on. One student was keeping quiet.teacher asked" why are you not writing?
he replied-"Sir I am just thinking whether I would get a pass in the next year exam."
42.An exam was going on.One student was not writing-teacher came and asked "why are you not writing" -he replied" I always keep my results"
43Wife said -" in this Chrismas I have decided to condemn all my old things.Husband-"What"
replied wife-"including you"
44.Husband said" Iam an egoless man" wife asked "What"? husband replied"Let me get any lady
as my wife"
45.Husband and wife went to a shop.Wife picked up a "Monkey doll" and said "I like this very much" husband asked "What"? wife replied-"because it is like you"
46A patient went to a doctor and said " doctor- I shout at my wife quite often" doctor replied-" you better go to a vetenary doctor"
47.A musician was about to start a concert.He openend his mouth AND said"Ah! Ah! -suddenly a cluster of beas entered his mouth.He could not even open his mouth.
pammal hari jokes
26.cat and mouse were playing-finally cat told mouse -" I am tired of you"-the mouse replied-" me too"
27In a mental hospital one patient was shouting -" I am the most intelligent man in the world"-the doctor said-"that is why you are here"
28.In a mental hospital a patient was saying-"I am driving a plane and I am doing 22,ooo feet above the ground" doctor -Ye! now you have landed" and put him in the cell.
29.In a mental hospital one patient was shouting-"I loved my wife so much"-the doctWhator 'that is why you are here"-go to the cell.
30A teacher asked a student-" What is the height of Himalayas"pat came the reply-Sir i have not gone there."
31.The teacher said -" students you should be kind hearted-If some body beats you on one cheek you should show the other"-pat came the reply -Sir let me make a trial.
32,The teacher said " All human beings have equal brain"-suddenly one student stood up and said -"except one"-What?-student- " that is you"
33The teacher was taking class and suddelnly the headmster came and said" Here you have a good teacher-pointing to the teacher.Students-"Yes sir-we know him already"-"How"-students-"He always allowed us to sleep in the class."
34What a wonder! What a wonder! the wife said-Husband-" What happened?-Wife said-"At last the receipe came ok"
35One lady office assistant said ,rolling on the bed-"I do not feel sleepy at all"-Husband asked "Why"-She replied - I had a full session in the office already"
36A patient in the mental hospital was running very fast and was shouting "I am like
Dr. Rogger Banister"He was caught by the hospital assistance -the doctor said -"You were,probably"-but definitely-not now" and put him in his cell.
37Husband was eating and a piece of food was given to the dog also.Wife asked 'How is my receipe"-Husband replied-'My dog dog liked very much"
27In a mental hospital one patient was shouting -" I am the most intelligent man in the world"-the doctor said-"that is why you are here"
28.In a mental hospital a patient was saying-"I am driving a plane and I am doing 22,ooo feet above the ground" doctor -Ye! now you have landed" and put him in the cell.
29.In a mental hospital one patient was shouting-"I loved my wife so much"-the doctWhator 'that is why you are here"-go to the cell.
30A teacher asked a student-" What is the height of Himalayas"pat came the reply-Sir i have not gone there."
31.The teacher said -" students you should be kind hearted-If some body beats you on one cheek you should show the other"-pat came the reply -Sir let me make a trial.
32,The teacher said " All human beings have equal brain"-suddenly one student stood up and said -"except one"-What?-student- " that is you"
33The teacher was taking class and suddelnly the headmster came and said" Here you have a good teacher-pointing to the teacher.Students-"Yes sir-we know him already"-"How"-students-"He always allowed us to sleep in the class."
34What a wonder! What a wonder! the wife said-Husband-" What happened?-Wife said-"At last the receipe came ok"
35One lady office assistant said ,rolling on the bed-"I do not feel sleepy at all"-Husband asked "Why"-She replied - I had a full session in the office already"
36A patient in the mental hospital was running very fast and was shouting "I am like
Dr. Rogger Banister"He was caught by the hospital assistance -the doctor said -"You were,probably"-but definitely-not now" and put him in his cell.
37Husband was eating and a piece of food was given to the dog also.Wife asked 'How is my receipe"-Husband replied-'My dog dog liked very much"
17.wife told husband-"Honey-I made abeautiful receipe for you. Husband asked -"Where is it ? Wife replied " It is in the pan,but not coming out-"what" said husband.
18A lady was drowning shouting -Help! Help!-watching this a man said" No problem I will send and Angel for you"
19.a patient went to an eye doctor.What is your problem- asked the doctor.Patient said-At tmesI am unable to see". Doctor-" Ok let me examine.After examination the doctor said-"You have problem,and it costs Rs. 3000-.to cure it ."The patient replied : Now I am able to see -doctor" Thank you-he went away.
20.Hanging an Indian Map - a teacher asked a student "can you see India"-the student replied " Probably if I stand up on the bench"
21.A teacher was taking class. a student came late-Teacher shouted-"Why are you late"? Student replied -"sir I was not myself at all because yesterday i did not get proper sleep in the
class.
22.a teacher was a telling a story to students and asked a student-who was sleeping till then-"What happened then" -he woke up suddenly and said-sir "The End"t
23.A teacher was telling students-"today is an important day" Tell me why?-All students-"Today is a sleepless day in the class."
24.A new teacher came to a class and told the students-" I am like you and I was also a student
-Whoever wants to go out they can very well do so. All students went out.
25.In a combined class a teacher asked all girl students to stand up. All students stood up-saying -sir in the previous history class teacher told us that thiis is a democracy and all are treated equal.
18A lady was drowning shouting -Help! Help!-watching this a man said" No problem I will send and Angel for you"
19.a patient went to an eye doctor.What is your problem- asked the doctor.Patient said-At tmesI am unable to see". Doctor-" Ok let me examine.After examination the doctor said-"You have problem,and it costs Rs. 3000-.to cure it ."The patient replied : Now I am able to see -doctor" Thank you-he went away.
20.Hanging an Indian Map - a teacher asked a student "can you see India"-the student replied " Probably if I stand up on the bench"
21.A teacher was taking class. a student came late-Teacher shouted-"Why are you late"? Student replied -"sir I was not myself at all because yesterday i did not get proper sleep in the
class.
22.a teacher was a telling a story to students and asked a student-who was sleeping till then-"What happened then" -he woke up suddenly and said-sir "The End"t
23.A teacher was telling students-"today is an important day" Tell me why?-All students-"Today is a sleepless day in the class."
24.A new teacher came to a class and told the students-" I am like you and I was also a student
-Whoever wants to go out they can very well do so. All students went out.
25.In a combined class a teacher asked all girl students to stand up. All students stood up-saying -sir in the previous history class teacher told us that thiis is a democracy and all are treated equal.
jokes for all occasions
16. Wife asked husband-" Am I not a beauitiful women" the husband- " You are the most beautiful woman in the world"-and mumurred -Now a days I tell too much lies.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
pammal hari-jokes for all occssions-ha! ha! Ha! pl don"t laugh-
wife and husband jokes:
1.a wife was saying -" I am fed up with this man,I do not know what shall I do -"No problem" heard one voice-"kill yourself" the voice was her husband"s.
2.a villian was following a lady for a pretty long time,but he did not suceed-knowing his pitiable condition-the lady said-"No problem"I will be yr wife in my next birth.
3.a woman and her husband were walking on the track of a lake.Suddenly the wife fell down and was sinking in the water-Her husband-I am sure the god will help me to fetch another good woman.
4.a husband and wife were quarelling for a long time -fed up with this wife said-"No problem" I will not be yr wife in my next birth
5.a wife was in her death bed.She was looking at him intently.Husband said"No problem"you will reach the destination-"What"wife said-Husband replied-"hell"
6.Wife said one day" I M GOING to MAKE A wonderfull receipe to day."no problem" said husband " i have already made up my mind"
7.a husband was eating-wife said Oh God! I have forgotton to add one important ingredient-husband-what"-wife said"poison"
8.Huaband was sitting and enjoying.Suddenly thick smoke started coming from kitchen-Husband "what happened"-wife " I am just making a fine receipe for you"
he
9.Husband was looking intently at a receipe AND SAID "fine"-Wife "sorry" to day I made a .mistake
10Husband was reading News paper in the drawing room .Suddenly he felt cold in his feet and found water was coming inside the house.He shouted -Wife replied from bath room-'I am just taking bath"
11.wife was driving and found the brake did not apply.She phoned her husband"dear the brake did not apply and I am in trouble"-husband-Oh God! I have forgotton to tell the workshop fellow to repair it. --"sorry"
12.seeing a new car-wife asked -"How could you get this new car? Husband replied"My second wife presented to me"
13,Husband and wife were attending a sermon in the church.Suddenly a man asked the husband"Is she your wife" -wife shouted -'How dare you are? the man replied" yesterday I saw this man with another lady"-Sorry"
14a sermon was going in full swing and finally the father said"What all you wanted you wll get".My God! "I AM satisfied" wife said-Husband asked " what was your wish" wife replied -"to get you hell"
15.A sermon was going in the church in full session-suddenly the father said"All your sins will get washed away"-wife said " I have not committed any sin-except one"
husband asked " what" " marrying this man"
14.
wife and husband jokes:
1.a wife was saying -" I am fed up with this man,I do not know what shall I do -"No problem" heard one voice-"kill yourself" the voice was her husband"s.
2.a villian was following a lady for a pretty long time,but he did not suceed-knowing his pitiable condition-the lady said-"No problem"I will be yr wife in my next birth.
3.a woman and her husband were walking on the track of a lake.Suddenly the wife fell down and was sinking in the water-Her husband-I am sure the god will help me to fetch another good woman.
4.a husband and wife were quarelling for a long time -fed up with this wife said-"No problem" I will not be yr wife in my next birth
5.a wife was in her death bed.She was looking at him intently.Husband said"No problem"you will reach the destination-"What"wife said-Husband replied-"hell"
6.Wife said one day" I M GOING to MAKE A wonderfull receipe to day."no problem" said husband " i have already made up my mind"
7.a husband was eating-wife said Oh God! I have forgotton to add one important ingredient-husband-what"-wife said"poison"
8.Huaband was sitting and enjoying.Suddenly thick smoke started coming from kitchen-Husband "what happened"-wife " I am just making a fine receipe for you"
he
9.Husband was looking intently at a receipe AND SAID "fine"-Wife "sorry" to day I made a .mistake
10Husband was reading News paper in the drawing room .Suddenly he felt cold in his feet and found water was coming inside the house.He shouted -Wife replied from bath room-'I am just taking bath"
11.wife was driving and found the brake did not apply.She phoned her husband"dear the brake did not apply and I am in trouble"-husband-Oh God! I have forgotton to tell the workshop fellow to repair it. --"sorry"
12.seeing a new car-wife asked -"How could you get this new car? Husband replied"My second wife presented to me"
13,Husband and wife were attending a sermon in the church.Suddenly a man asked the husband"Is she your wife" -wife shouted -'How dare you are? the man replied" yesterday I saw this man with another lady"-Sorry"
14a sermon was going in full swing and finally the father said"What all you wanted you wll get".My God! "I AM satisfied" wife said-Husband asked " what was your wish" wife replied -"to get you hell"
15.A sermon was going in the church in full session-suddenly the father said"All your sins will get washed away"-wife said " I have not committed any sin-except one"
husband asked " what" " marrying this man"
14.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
72 mela rgas
72 mela ragaas -pradhy madhyama ragas-in "sivadasan" kritis
37. saalagam - nane varuven - aadi
38. jhalaarnavam - karunai ullamae - aadi
39. jhalavarali - kanaka sabha pathiyai- aadi ala
40. navaneetham - kaghukane kaavaayo - rupakam
41. paavani - maalinmaruka - aadi arnaangi
42. raghupriya - karikku kai kodutha - aadi
43. gvaambodi - thaaye tharunam - aadi
44.bhavapriya - vaanavarpotrum - aadi
45.subha panthuvarali eno intha thaamatham- aadi
46 shdvitha maargini intha ulakavum - aadi
47 suvarnaangi neethan enakkarulavendum aadi
48. dhivyamani - nalame tharum naayakane aadi
49. dhavalambari - mangalame tharum aadi
50. naama naarayani un vilayaadalai aadi
51. kamavardhani madamayai ozhipaaye aadi
52. ramapriya naada vadivamaana aadi
53, gamana srama vinai aruppa vane aadi
54. visvambari enakkarula aadi
55. syamalaangi unthayavu illai enil aadi
56. shanmugapriya antrum intrum nan aadi
57.simmendramadhyamam-karunai pozyiyum aadi
58. hemavathi niyintri evvulakavumundo aadi
59.dharmavathi thaamatham eno aadi
60. nitimati kuntratha vaazhkayai aadi
61. kanthaamani palvinaipokkuam aadi
62. rishbapriya paramaathma unnai aadi
63. latangi kanavendum amma aadi
64. vachaspati manakurai eno aadi
65. mechakalyani nee enakkarula aadi
66.chtrambari seelsgunam padaitha aadi
67. sucharitra enamelakilum aadi
68. jyotiswaroopini vandhavinai pokkum kanda aadi
69. dhatuvardhani paathame thunai parameswariyeaadi
70. nasikabhooshani ekaparasukam tharuvaye aadi
71.kosalam vantharul aadi
72.rasikapriya varuvay tharuvai aadi
My pranams to all vidvans/vidushis-rasikas-witha request to the students of music to encourage and sing these kritis and popularise to the music world-so that it will stay for ever.
Loka Samastha Sukhino Bhavanthu!
37. saalagam - nane varuven - aadi
38. jhalaarnavam - karunai ullamae - aadi
39. jhalavarali - kanaka sabha pathiyai- aadi ala
40. navaneetham - kaghukane kaavaayo - rupakam
41. paavani - maalinmaruka - aadi arnaangi
42. raghupriya - karikku kai kodutha - aadi
43. gvaambodi - thaaye tharunam - aadi
44.bhavapriya - vaanavarpotrum - aadi
45.subha panthuvarali eno intha thaamatham- aadi
46 shdvitha maargini intha ulakavum - aadi
47 suvarnaangi neethan enakkarulavendum aadi
48. dhivyamani - nalame tharum naayakane aadi
49. dhavalambari - mangalame tharum aadi
50. naama naarayani un vilayaadalai aadi
51. kamavardhani madamayai ozhipaaye aadi
52. ramapriya naada vadivamaana aadi
53, gamana srama vinai aruppa vane aadi
54. visvambari enakkarula aadi
55. syamalaangi unthayavu illai enil aadi
56. shanmugapriya antrum intrum nan aadi
57.simmendramadhyamam-karunai pozyiyum aadi
58. hemavathi niyintri evvulakavumundo aadi
59.dharmavathi thaamatham eno aadi
60. nitimati kuntratha vaazhkayai aadi
61. kanthaamani palvinaipokkuam aadi
62. rishbapriya paramaathma unnai aadi
63. latangi kanavendum amma aadi
64. vachaspati manakurai eno aadi
65. mechakalyani nee enakkarula aadi
66.chtrambari seelsgunam padaitha aadi
67. sucharitra enamelakilum aadi
68. jyotiswaroopini vandhavinai pokkum kanda aadi
69. dhatuvardhani paathame thunai parameswariyeaadi
70. nasikabhooshani ekaparasukam tharuvaye aadi
71.kosalam vantharul aadi
72.rasikapriya varuvay tharuvai aadi
My pranams to all vidvans/vidushis-rasikas-witha request to the students of music to encourage and sing these kritis and popularise to the music world-so that it will stay for ever.
Loka Samastha Sukhino Bhavanthu!
Sunday, March 28, 2010
72 mela ragas "sivadasan kritis"
contd. SUDHA MADYAMA RAAGAAS-'MA'
6.Tanarupi saranam saranam entru nambine nayya- aadi
7.senavati varamarulvay guruparane -rupakam
8.hanumatodi. ananda tanda vanin aaasi mahane -aadi
9.dhenuka irul suzhunda manathirkku -aadi
10natakapriya nalame tharum nayakane -aadi
11kokilapriya rama un naama ika para sukama -aadi
12.roopavathi aala vaayane kalakala ne -aadi
13 .gayakapriya anbe sivam athuve nalam -aadi
14vakulabharanam-eaninnum iranangavillayo -misra chaappu
15.mayamalava gaula -erumayil azhaga -aadi
16chakra vaaham -irul akatrum iraiva thirumuruga -aadi
17'soorya kantham -oru nilai tharuvai thirumuruga -aadi
18.hatakambari - un adiye charanam ulaka nayakiye -aadi
19.jhankara dvani- gathi nee yena nambine namma -rupaka
20natha bairavi -palvinai pokkum parama siva bala -aadi
21.kiravani- karunai ullam konda -aadi
22.kharahara priya-para mukham ennayya -aadi
23.gowri manohari-orutaram chonnal pothume -aadi
24.varunapriya- unthayavundo- -aadi
25mara ranjani-vanjanai inri murugan padam -aadi
26.charukesi-kannan arul ullavarkku -aadi
27.sarasangi -nambivanthenayya -aadi
29dhira sankara bha ranam-thiru thanikai vaazhum -aadi
30.naganandhini-anandha natesa eesa -aadi
31.ganga tharane -aadi
32ragha vardhani-varuna mayil vahana -aadi
33.gangeya bhushani-varamontru tharuvay -aadi
34.vagadeeswari -ambikayai panivo me -rupakam
35.sukha bhoka daayike -rupakam
36-chala naattai-maal marukane -aadi
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PRATHI MADHYAMA RAAGAAS - 'MI'
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6.Tanarupi saranam saranam entru nambine nayya- aadi
7.senavati varamarulvay guruparane -rupakam
8.hanumatodi. ananda tanda vanin aaasi mahane -aadi
9.dhenuka irul suzhunda manathirkku -aadi
10natakapriya nalame tharum nayakane -aadi
11kokilapriya rama un naama ika para sukama -aadi
12.roopavathi aala vaayane kalakala ne -aadi
13 .gayakapriya anbe sivam athuve nalam -aadi
14vakulabharanam-eaninnum iranangavillayo -misra chaappu
15.mayamalava gaula -erumayil azhaga -aadi
16chakra vaaham -irul akatrum iraiva thirumuruga -aadi
17'soorya kantham -oru nilai tharuvai thirumuruga -aadi
18.hatakambari - un adiye charanam ulaka nayakiye -aadi
19.jhankara dvani- gathi nee yena nambine namma -rupaka
20natha bairavi -palvinai pokkum parama siva bala -aadi
21.kiravani- karunai ullam konda -aadi
22.kharahara priya-para mukham ennayya -aadi
23.gowri manohari-orutaram chonnal pothume -aadi
24.varunapriya- unthayavundo- -aadi
25mara ranjani-vanjanai inri murugan padam -aadi
26.charukesi-kannan arul ullavarkku -aadi
27.sarasangi -nambivanthenayya -aadi
29dhira sankara bha ranam-thiru thanikai vaazhum -aadi
30.naganandhini-anandha natesa eesa -aadi
31.ganga tharane -aadi
32ragha vardhani-varuna mayil vahana -aadi
33.gangeya bhushani-varamontru tharuvay -aadi
34.vagadeeswari -ambikayai panivo me -rupakam
35.sukha bhoka daayike -rupakam
36-chala naattai-maal marukane -aadi
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PRATHI MADHYAMA RAAGAAS - 'MI'
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Friday, March 26, 2010
72 mela ragas annd sivadasan kritis
list of sivadasan kritis of 72 mela ragas-
1.kanakngi- varumvinai agatrum thiru muruga-aadi
2ratnangi - varuvayo thirumal maruga -aadi
3ganamurthi parameswaea parvathy nayaka -aadi
4.vanaspathy thiruvarul tharuvaye thirupurasundari -aadi
5.manavati manamondru illayo enakkarula aadi
6.
1.kanakngi- varumvinai agatrum thiru muruga-aadi
2ratnangi - varuvayo thirumal maruga -aadi
3ganamurthi parameswaea parvathy nayaka -aadi
4.vanaspathy thiruvarul tharuvaye thirupurasundari -aadi
5.manavati manamondru illayo enakkarula aadi
6.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
72 mela ragas-in pammal hari-sivadasan kritis
om namo ganeshaya namaha! this is to to inform all that I -pammal k.hariharan-"sivadasan"madeout kritis in all 72 mela ragas-(CAN ALSO SING ALL 72 MELAMS)-as early as 2006-duly notataed by vidu-Leelavathi Gopalakrishnan-and certified by-all sangita kala charyas-TRS,S.RAJAM,DR.S.R.JANAKIRAMAN,DR.-SRIVATSA,DR.-OMANA KUTTY ETC-and also I have made Lec dem at Kerla University-music dept-tvm,neela kanta sivan sabha tvm,swaththirunal music college Tvm etc.I am also a vaggeya kara for common popular ragas-and made a concert of these at "parvathy" eldams rd.chennai-convenor -Delhi Educational Trust-vid-TRS on 13-02-2010-I am the Secretary of Pammal-chennai sabha-my ph-22480163 and cell9840926249-I am known to the music world as -"pammal hariharan"-thanks.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
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